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Stop being such faggy homosexual sodomites.

>> No.10191216
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>>10191204
>reads this post

>> No.10191224

>/lit/tards can NOT refute this

>> No.10191230

>>10191204
I thought it was the sodomy that made me gay.
Or is it the sodomy that makes me read?

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Effing niggers, the lot of you.

>> No.10191633

>>10191204
If sodomy isn't the answer then the question is stupid.

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>>10191204

>> No.10193470
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NAISH POSST FEGGIT

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/lit/ btfo once again

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Good thread.

>> No.10194959

>>10191204
If reading is gay, than I don't want to be straight! I don't want to be straight anyway. Imagine a young male aspiring author who spends his days poring over classics with a thin cigarrete between his lips and the thoughtful gaze practically burning through the pages, and you think: what a tryhard, but add a little queerness to it all and you got a picture of aristocracy. Gay sex is pretty bad, worst part being the fecal issue, but I have to shave and bathe and brush my teeth every time there's a chance that I'll have to screw somebody tonight, so a little enema is not much of a problem. Oh, the possibilities - in your work every letter may become a potential representation of your struggle, even if it's not, the reader might still pity you and think, oh, what a brave soul. People will finally start spreading rumors about me, which is great, as there's nothing more miserable then finding out that folks don't really talk about you behind your back, and I did. And death, not of senility or pointless suicide, but of cruel and mysterious disease, they'll say: taken too soon, what an injustice.

>> No.10194987

>>10194959
Gayest shit I read all day. And I spent it almost entirely on /hm/.

>> No.10195166

>>10194959
>>10194987
i'd fuck the shit out of a cute twink author with self esteem issues
and im straight

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>>10195166
>im straight

>> No.10195336

>>10191204
A faggy homosexual sodomite, you say? Ha! Splendid, dear anon. But let's see you respond to this! For I shall reveal now... yes! Indeed! The truth shall be clear for all to see! My dear friend, are you ready? You might want to prepare for true, profound shock, for no one, at this point in time, can come anywhere near predicting what I am about to unleash upon you! Hmph! Indeed! Yes, my dear philistine, it seems the time has come. For -- are you ready? -- the truth has been hidden, oh so blissfully hidden from you, this entire time. And who could blame you? What kind of a man, peering under the sheets into horrible, terrible reality, would not retreat fearfully upon even a glimpse of what was to be found there? But oh, my dear dear boy, in angering me, you made a mistake, and now it is impossible for the sheets not to be pulled completely. The time has now come. Yes! For I am about to show you what you so desperately sought to avoid. Come and see! I shall lay the truth bare before your eyes. Indeed, anon, in this post I declare, and God be my witness, and his son a second witness, that it is indeed YOU, my friend, who are the faggy homosexual sodomite! Let us see how you respond to that!

>> No.10195372

>>10195336
Notanargument

>> No.10195551

>>10191230
What if it's the reading which causes you to commit sodomy.

>> No.10195559

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.10196092

>>10195559
Bet you'd suck a fat juicy one the moment anyone offers.

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What's going on here?

>> No.10197403

>>10197317
girls can call guys gay but not the other way around