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Help me create my pen name, /lit/

>> No.10163760

Jaun Stinky Dinky

>> No.10163766

Help us help you. What are you writing? What are some themes? What's the use of the pseudonym?

>> No.10163791

Susan D. Pnimm

>> No.10163802

pen iz im uhmouth

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Min Melder

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>>10163766
Mostly short stories since I'm trying to shape it up my style. I look up for a lot of authors, can't pinpoint my style right now since I'm just a shitter

I write mostly plot-driven stories, a few character-driven stories, on some works I go for very slow pace and play around with the characters emotions, and on others I just go for very basic lit just for warm up

I'm gonna post it online, but I think my real name is too boring since I'm a disgusting third-worlder sunhuman

>> No.10163832

>>10163755

Hugh G. Wrekshin

>> No.10163836

>>10163755
[stereotypical black first name] [asian city] [spanish or portuguese surname]

>> No.10163850

>>10163824
Clovis Étrennes-Étoiles

>> No.10163851

>>10163755

T.F. Nguyen

>> No.10163853

Just name yourself after the last sandwich you ate.
eg, I'd be Triple Bacon Deluxe

>> No.10163855

>>10163836

Tyrone Osaka Gonzalez
Jamal Pyongyang Hernandez
DeShawn Jakarta Rodriguez

>> No.10163864

>>10163851

or M.F. might be better

>> No.10163873

Cucky McCuckerCuck

>> No.10163882

>>10163873
I'm sorry, that should be McCuckercuck. I mistakenly capitalized the last cuck.

>> No.10163888

>>10163755
Carlos Danger

>> No.10163895

>>10163755
Why are all suggestions so shitty

>> No.10163919

>>10163755

>First name: Your first pet or stuffed animal's name
>Last name: The street you lived on as a child

>Abel Tilden

>> No.10163960

>>10163919
>Muscade Perret
0o

>> No.10163968

>>10163755
Someone give this poor woman some water!

>> No.10163973

>>10163755

Pidor MacNigus

>> No.10163976

>>10163760
Two Stink Dinky desu senpai

>> No.10163977

>>10163919
>Boris Pavlov

I'm not even Russian. Fine, I'll just write 800k word novels.

>> No.10163978

Bette Vash

>> No.10163987

>>10163755
Christoforo Chano

>> No.10163988

Bernest Borgnine

>> No.10164034

>>10163988
Ernest goes to Camp Borgnine

>> No.10164042

Vic Vinegar

>> No.10164051

Hugh Mungus

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>>10163919
Rodobald St. Jeronimo

>> No.10164065

>>10164034
Ernest goes to Camp Borg 9

It's a Star Trek pastiche in which Ernest brings the Borg to their knees by spilling apple juice on their mainframe after being assimilated. 8/10, better than the Orville.

>> No.10164066

>>10163919
This is for your porn name rather than a nom de plume.

Still though,

Snoopy Bynes.

>> No.10164146

>>10163755
Sauce?

>> No.10164180

>>10163755
Here's what I did. I took the first initials of each of my names, first and last. Then I took the syllables as well. Then I considered my family name, which is Latin. Then I took a different first name that started with the same letter and had the same syllables. I did the same for my last name, but took greater consideration for the ethnic background, in my case being Italian, and applied it as such.

I think this is one of the best ways to have a legitimate sounding pen name because if you pick some actor sounding shit you're just a larping faggot. By my method I believe you could cover your name and keep it sounding legitimately real while still being a cover.

>> No.10164191

Dick Weerdly
Shane Fulorgy
Heathcotte Pursuit

>> No.10164283

>>10163919
Saben Shaw

>> No.10164299

>>10163919
Dali Dublin
nice

>> No.10164309

>>10164299
If you don't go with this I'm taking it mother fucker.

>> No.10164328

>>10163919
Godzilla Clairmont

>> No.10164341

>>10164309
go ahead man, I kinda like my name better

>> No.10164469

>>10164341
If your name is cooler than that I wanna hear it.

>> No.10164474

>>10164469
My name is Charles "Cocka" Boo

>> No.10164475

>>10163755
who is that brazen brazilian

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>>10164474
I genuinely hope it is.

>> No.10164500

>>10163836
Shaq Beijing Chong

>> No.10164537

>>10163755
I want to give her white babies

>> No.10164546

>>10164500
>chong
You fuckig cretin

>> No.10164549

>>10163836
LaMarcus Bankok Santos

>> No.10164556

>>10163919
Moosey 9th. Or Moosey ix

>> No.10164573

>>10163919
>David Fitzroy

Not bad.

>> No.10164596
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>>10163755
Leontius Reis.

>> No.10164614

>>10163919
>Lulu Pesante

Guess I'm a hispanic woman now writing about the dual hardship of being a minority under the harsh oppression of the patriarchy.

>> No.10164706

>>10163919
Toby Fortress. Could get used to that.

>> No.10164761

>>10163919
Jack Elliot

Not bad.

>> No.10164780

>>10163919
Dana Naberezhnaya. High-brow literature for middle-brow crowd.

>> No.10164826

>>10163919
Nick 10B

>> No.10164874

>>10163836
Tyrese Manila Cruz

>> No.10164877

>>10163755
Tomasso di Fagottino

>> No.10164879

>>10163919
Mimi Harcourt

Pretty aesthetic...

>> No.10164891

>>10163919
Neil Sorge
I was born to write YA science fiction

>> No.10164916

Beyonce Hilary Luther Kang

>> No.10164934

>>10163919
William Laurozak
Not bad, I guess?

>> No.10164963

>>10163836
Demarius Gwadar Ferrero

>> No.10164968

>>10163919
Goldie Eaton Wood
Sounds like I'll be writing gay erotica, so.

>> No.10164971

Billowous Cock

>> No.10165011

>>10163919
Dopey Oak.....ermmm

>> No.10165045

>>10163836
Lebron Manila Cruz

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>>10163919
Pinky Marconi
Nice

>> No.10165395

>>10163919
Blacky Stefan

Sounds like a black gay pornstar.

>> No.10165948

>>10163919
Taylor Olinda

>> No.10165953

Pork Dick Pete

>> No.10165962

>>10163755
Ollie Pascal von Lighterwood

>> No.10165979

>>10163919
Blue Silver Beach???

>> No.10166016

>>10163919
Sparky Buckingham

definitely a porn name, maybe nom de guerre

>> No.10166033

>>10163919

Platter Teddy Holzweg.

wat

>> No.10166212

>>10163919
Gragnock main street

>> No.10166219

>>10163755
Stephen Von Daunbe and strictly write in Hungarian

Or

Francic De Seine and write in French

>> No.10166232

>>10166219
Inspired by my boy George Orwell, you say your country, pick a standard name and pick a river you like. Real simple

>> No.10166233

>>10163919
Nalle Abraham

>> No.10166244

>>10163919
>Sally Kings
Guess I better start writing some YA fan fiction

>> No.10166248

>>10163919
>Rocky Campbell

I don't know about this.

>> No.10166254

>>10164493
TRVE ROMAN BREAD

>> No.10166684

>>10163755
Haroldo Antoni Faggotini

>> No.10166688

>>10163919
Casper Norwich

>> No.10166715

>>10163836

James Baqdad Sabrosa

>> No.10166716

>>10166688
Aye bruv you from East Anglia?

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>>10163919
Kraakie Anne Frank

>> No.10166843

>>10163919
Cuddles Inwood

>> No.10166906

>>10163836
LaShawna Konya Salazar

>> No.10166951

>>10163919
>Pudding Callie
>Bonnie Callie
>Ike Callie
Can't remember who I got first desu.

>> No.10166983

>>10163836
D'Angelo Davao Domínguez

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>>10163919
Otto Pythagoras

>> No.10167189

>>10166989
WE
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