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how long does a /lit/ard fap averagely ?

>> No.1012558

but seriously are you asking how long i fap?
like the duration?

>> No.1012557

fukkin all day errday

>> No.1012560

that's just weird

>> No.1012564

Average: x=<15 mins

I treat fapping as natural as eating or shitting. Something necessary to avoid horrible sexual frustration.

>> No.1012571

>duration
yes, the duration of one fap season , from start - till cum

>> No.1012577

well it depends on what i'm doing you know and what i'm looking at and what's going on around me and you know i was on facebook the other day and i was doing my thing and then my friend messages me and we start talking for an hour or so or however long and then when we weren't talking anymore i started up again

>> No.1012580

OP here, just asking this weird question because I think my fapping is already in Ill Obsession Status, my average fap Season takes like 2 hours, two weeks ago I broke my own record and fapped for 6 hours

>> No.1012586

I'm fapping till failure, till my dick can't stand anymore, then I cum while my dick is half flaccid ... crazy fapping makes me Impotent.

>> No.1012587

>>1012580
Dude your wrist must be fucked, when I go for more than an hour I get such bad cramp and my hand is glued to my cock with pre-cum. All that time that could be spent reading, i like to pretend I read all the time, but I'm so pretentious I spend about an hour reading a day and spend the rest patting myself on the back and fapping.

>> No.1012589

>>1012587
>like to pretend I read all the time, but I'm so pretentious I spend about an hour reading a day and spend the rest patting myself on the back and fapping.
>implying the rest of lit doesn't do this

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>>1012587
>my hand is glued to my cock with pre-cum

>> No.1012612

>>1012587
>Dude your wrist must be fucked
I'm fapping since over 10 years, daily, I'm a Pro.

>> No.1012624
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1012624

Masturbation.
Are there any philosophical Books about Masturbation?

>> No.1012632

>>1012624
Foucault talked about childrens masterbation in his interviews, so I bet it comes up in his history of sex, also Freud probably said one or two things about it

>> No.1012639

>>1012624
You wanna read Georges Bataille for this.

>> No.1012655

Fapping right now...

>> No.1012978

thats why Men are Superior to Women, we can cut our dick off if we don't want Sex anymore.

>inb4 buttrape
>god damn, what a stupid fuck I am ...

>> No.1012995

>>1012624

Read Diogenes.

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>>1012995

>> No.1013124

I take about 45 minutes-1 hour.

>> No.1013135

>>1013124
Lies

>> No.1013139

>>1013124

I used to as wel, till I discovered sexual intercourse, whereupon it became apparent that spending one's energies alone was a waste; I diverted feats of stamina toward sex and made masturbation just another habit, never more than 20 minutes or so.

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1013141

I might fap right now if you tell me who that girl in the picture is. So I can look up more pics of her. And why Is StagoLee taling about fapping all day, I thought she was a female?

>> No.1013250

>>1013141
>Implying females don't fap.
Son I am dissapoint.

>> No.1013261

>>1013250

They don't fap they slotch

>> No.1013276

>>1013261
No?!

>> No.1013280

>>1013261
they don't slotch they shlick

>> No.1013295

>>1013280
No, no. Fap sounds better, I suggest we keep it gender-neutral.

>> No.1013313

>>1013295
its shilck god dammit are you deaf?
Fap is the sound of your hand slapping against the base of your penis. Shlick is the sound of your fingers sloshing around in lady juices.

>> No.1013493

>>1013295
Fap is not gender neutral. Fap is the sound a MALE makes when masturbating. Fapping is only something a guy does.

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>/lit/ -Sexuality discussions and trolling
oh no you don't

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1015511

this was an important experience for a whole civilization

>> No.1015518

>>1012599
this