Make your own Rupi Kaur poem

[Anonymous No.10122703]

Whomst've is the best poet on /lit/?

[Anonymous No.10122705]

>>10122703
I outright refuse to believe this shit is real.

[Anonymous No.10122712]

me and you, we
we are not we
we dont have we
you only have me

[Anonymous No.10122726]

>>10122705
It is apparent
You did not
read the title

[Anonymous No.10122729]

i'm a monstrous
vermin but
don't put it
on the cover

[Anonymous No.10122736]

Who is the best
Pornstar
And
Why
Is she Charlotte
Satre

[Anonymous No.10122750]

>>10122736
I would like her more if she didn't tattoo "REST IN PISS" on her thigh

[Anonymous No.10122755]

>>10122703
Woah
....
....
....
damn
....

[Anonymous No.10122759]

in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
cum

[Anonymous No.10122787]

>>10122759
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
in
out
IN
IN
IN
cum

[Anonymous No.10122795]

>>10122759

Underrated.

[Anonymous No.10122800]

in
out
in
out
you shake it all about

[Anonymous No.10122807]

Today I went outside
to a store
where I bought
a sandwich
and went
back
inside my home

[Anonymous No.10122815]

>>10122736
>>10122750

>watching porn

How's the matrix boys? Keeping you at that exact level of vague suffering and regret that leaves you just complacent enough to never make a change?

[Anonymous No.10122817]

>>10122815
Why are you so salty other people watch porn? It is a free country, plebian.

[Anonymous No.10122833]

I slept in late today
because I needed rest
or because I will need rest

[Anonymous No.10122838]

>>10122800
You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around

Holy shit children's songs are subversive

Ashes
Ashes
we all fall down

[Anonymous No.10122848]

[Anonymous No.10122849]

>>10122759

Honestly, I like this

[Anonymous No.10122856]

I will give you
my life
on the page
If you give me
a nobel prize

[Anonymous No.10122869]

>>10122817

I'm genuinely curious why someone would rob themselves of their most vital drive for a brief and shitty high.

If you're going to be a vacuous degenerate, at least do it with some class, and do drugs and promiscuity.

[Anonymous No.10122897]

I'm brown
like me on Instagram
or you're racist

I'm brown
publish my poems
or you're racist

I'm brown
buy my poems
or you're racist

I'm brown
give me first prize
or you're racist

did I mention
I'm brown?

[Anonymous No.10122900]

>>10122869
You know why? For fun.
>their most vital drive
Yeah spare me that righteous crap, man. I don't consider my jizz my most vital drive in life.

[Anonymous No.10122951]

>>10122703
if you
buy my book
I gain
if I
buy my book
your sexist

[Anonymous No.10122970]

if Rupi Poointheloo took the Peterson Pill

[Anonymous No.10123000]

>>10122970
Today
I cleaned out my piss bottles
And achieved a hands-free climax
without
testosterone loss
all because I am doing it
to rescue Daddy

[Anonymous No.10123058]

>>10123000

That's good.

[Anonymous No.10123118]

>>10123000
Checked and kek'd

[Anonymous No.10123384]

Hitler
did nothing
wrong

[Anonymous No.10123508]

[Anonymous No.10123521]

rain drop
drop top
smokin cookie
in the
hot box

[Anonymous No.10123539]

she was a book
but he was too busy shitposting on /lit/

[Anonymous No.10123540]

>>10122705
Something like this shouldn't be a matter of belief.

[Anonymous No.10123548]

the back wings
of the

hospital where
nothing

will grow lie
cinders

in which shine
the broken

pieces of a green
bottle

[Anonymous No.10123589]

>>10122815
please help me get out of it.. i dont want to watch this filth anymore

[Anonymous No.10123647]

>>10122736
T H I S
H
I
S

[Anonymous No.10123689]

>>10122703
Why didn't
Aquinas anticipate
Immanuel
Can't into
Epistomology

[Anonymous No.10124102]

>>10123539
my period
blood stains
the bedsheets
it's
beautiful

[Anonymous No.10124138]

>>10124102
gross
smells like
fish
goes brown

one time
stayed in a bad hotel
stain
bigger
than my head

did she died

[Anonymous No.10124154]

>>10123539
why are women so fucking obsessed with their periods?

Listen, no man gives a shit. We don't think it is something "oh so disgusting i hate women periods are a symbol of femininity i hate women"

It's just basic hygiene you dumb whore, no man goes around making art pieces about precum and why we can't show our precum to the whole world.

[Anonymous No.10124172]

sometimes
i sit under telephone lines
and let the bird poop
fall on my face.

[Anonymous No.10124173]

>>10124154
>no man goes around making art pieces about precum and why we can't show our precum to the whole world.
Good point.
wtcop poetry about jizzbottles

[Anonymous No.10124176]

>>10122869
Lmao imagine not being able to be successful or motivated because you jerk off to porn

[Anonymous No.10124223]

>>10124154
If dudes had anything comparable to a period you know damn well they'd be talking about it all the time. dicks are already like 70% of what dudes talk about.

[Anonymous No.10124359]

>>10122705
i out
right
refuse to believe
this is
real

[Anonymous No.10124668]

i want
to
jizz on
my face

[Anonymous No.10124696]

I wanted
our relationship to
survive
But you
couldn't understand
how powerful
women are

*ugly pencil sketch*

[Anonymous No.10124763]

>>10122869
>TFW to socially retarded to know where to get drugs

[Anonymous No.10124764]

they were
loose leaf
i was
a spiral
notebook
one was ripped seam from another
but both contain lines
and both contain sketches of
masterpiece

[Anonymous No.10124773]

These boys read books
but can't read me

[Anonymous No.10124775]

>>10124668
but
I have a
Period
leaking
vagina
power/profound

[Anonymous No.10124779]

I am writing
a sentence
with some obvious emotion or point
and cutting it up
into
awkward line
lengths

[Anonymous No.10124842]

i can't believe
how easy
poetry is

[Anonymous No.10124865]

>>10124223
Maybe you should stop talking to faggots

[Anonymous No.10124872]

>>10122703
mama mia
pizza
ria

[Anonymous No.10124887]

i called you
my one and only
but you never even
called me

[Anonymous No.10124888]

[Anonymous No.10124892]

[Anonymous No.10124896]

[Anonymous No.10124900]

[Anonymous No.10124907]

[Anonymous No.10124916]

[Anonymous No.10124919]

[Anonymous No.10124928]

[Anonymous No.10124929]

[Anonymous No.10124934]

[Anonymous No.10124941]

[Anonymous No.10124946]

[Anonymous No.10124962]

[Anonymous No.10124966]

indent
profit
or not it

[Anonymous No.10124976]

>>10124946
>the oppressor
>checks for
>digits duplicates
this cannot be real

[Anonymous No.10124980]

>>10123508
two thumbs up

[Anonymous No.10124981]

[Anonymous No.10124986]

[Anonymous No.10124996]

>>10124976
read the title of the thread

[Anonymous No.10125000]

i'm too tired
to dream
glean the theme from the rising
steam

[Anonymous No.10125023]

[Anonymous No.10125030]

[Anonymous No.10125048]

Is she, dare I say, our gal?

[Anonymous No.10125052]

>>10122703

I poo
Poo
Dribbling down the sill
Streaming cross the streets
Flowing with the tide
But never in the loo

- pupi kaur

[Anonymous No.10125061]

>>10124223

This is what women actually believe

[Anonymous No.10125066]

[Anonymous No.10125082]

[Anonymous No.10125121]

The state of contemporary women when a male child is better than their most celebrated poet.

[Anonymous No.10125136]

[Anonymous No.10125154]

[Anonymous No.10125168]

>>10122703

I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship...

BEWARE, --- Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.10125192]

>>10124941
wonderful.

[Anonymous No.10125222]

>>10125168
Honestly would be a better "anti-patriarchy" poem than she could write.

[Anonymous No.10125265]

>>10125222

and, despite making several shitposts itt, I have only with your post learned that Rupi Poohide is in fact female

[Anonymous No.10125272]

I'm probably the only person on /lit/ that actually likes Rupi. They are just dumb short but sweet poems. Not everything has to be Joyce to be enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.10125287]

>>10124946
bravo
does anyone had the book /lit/ made

[Anonymous No.10125290]

>>10122869
Sex drive hasn't done shit for me except get me in trouble looking for the next fuck.

Meanwhile, fapping and studying because I'm driven to grow at any cost has exponentially improved my life.

>Lolis are life.

Why do you think sex drive is the most vital drive when it's only a biological impulse that's overcome with a bit of self-discipline?

[Anonymous No.10125295]

>>10124916
Is that real?

[Anonymous No.10125373]

>>10125121
This is actually really good

[Anonymous No.10125379]

you went to the store to get a smoothie
me
a smoothme
pineapple
mango
banana
blended
then you left me in
the freezer
and now all i am to you is
cold and hard

[Anonymous No.10125431]

Not rupi but close and also published

[Anonymous No.10125450]

>>10125431

[Anonymous No.10125455]

>>10125431
Makes me ill

[Anonymous No.10125459]

>>10125450
This one is rupi

[Anonymous No.10125475]

[Anonymous No.10125543]

>>10125431
So bitter lmao

[Anonymous No.10125557]

>>10125450
just broke up. this one hits hard

[Anonymous No.10125572]

>>10125459
She'd be alright if she actually learned the craft and refined it more. It's clear she's just spitballing.

[Anonymous No.10125621]

is all this real or just a shit meme?

[Anonymous No.10125688]

>>10124154
>We don't think it is something "oh so disgusting i hate women periods are a symbol of femininity i hate women"
Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.10125692]

The Man
he is too big for
me
ME
remove his mask

[Anonymous No.10125696]

>>10125688
dont post again final warning boo beep bap 449

[Anonymous No.10125700]

>>10125431
The commas in the last two lines are in stupid positions.

[Anonymous No.10125967]

>>10125692
kek

[Anonymous No.10125987]

>>10124154

See also: horoscopes, The Secret, new age religion.

[Anonymous No.10125989]

>>10124763
>too retarded to know you can get drugs on the internet
>too retarded to learn you can get the supplies to make or grow drugs on the internet

why are you even alive anon.

[Anonymous No.10126020]

>>10122900

Do coke instead. Easier on the downregulation and arguably more fun.

>>10124176

Imagine if the stories are right, and you see your life flash before your eyes before you die, and what you see are countless hours of your skinny carcass basking in the pale glow of your screen, bathed in jizz and regret.

But here's a better one, imagine how much more succesful and driven you could be if you weren't indulging and convincing your baser parts that you had completed your biological imperative every day.

You're probably not going to know how much better it could be, because you're not going to stop watching porn. You'll convince yourself you can any time you want to, but you never actually will. It's the age-old junkie song.

>>10124763

Darkweb. Easy as shit.

>>10125290

>claims sex drive is easy to overcome
>masturbates

If you're serious about the self-improvement meme, lrn2sublimate your sex drive.

[Anonymous No.10126030]

>>10122815
exactly, this the same as the government distributing welfare. It's basically saying "here take this shitty money and don't revolt but stay a piss of shit all your fucking life motherfucker'. If you take the money you are basically making a pact with the devil.

[Anonymous No.10126034]

>>10122736

[Anonymous No.10126058]

>>10125989
>>10126020

>vendor gets caught
>he fucking kept record
>police interrogation

[Anonymous No.10126060]

>>10126058
>oh yeah officer i did get a weird parcel addressed to me but I wasn't expecting anything so thought it was junk and chucked it

[Anonymous No.10126072]

>>10126060

In many places a name on file is considered sufficient proof.

[Anonymous No.10126077]

>>10126058
If you ordered a few grams of weed or some tabs of acid or a gram of coke the cops wont give a shit, its too time consuming and expensive to bust small time consumers, on top of that you could just deny it and say you did get a weird package but threw it out. Cops are only going to go after people they think are worth it I.E people who are buying lots of drugs and are like reselling.

Until you are ordering pounds of weed the cops are going to ignore it.

t.law student

[Anonymous No.10126080]

>>10126072
You still have options but apparently no initiative.

[Anonymous No.10126083]

>>10122759
Honestly a thousand times better than anything Rupees Car has written

[Anonymous No.10126085]

>>10126072
Not true at all

[Anonymous No.10126089]

>>10122703

it was
a
dark and
stormy
night

[Anonymous No.10126097]

>>10122703
Another cloudy day
in London

With nothing
to do
except
Maybe take
a stroll through
the museum

Meanwhile Chad
is fucking
the brains out of
Stacey

[Anonymous No.10126100]

mother
i ate junk food
again
today

[Anonymous No.10126105]

>>10125154
kek

[Anonymous No.10126273]

>>10122869
>Yes, live to reproduce, goy

[Anonymous No.10126284]

>>10123521
/lit/

[Anonymous No.10126469]

>>10122705
As I said in another thread, the literary equivalent of shooting painted eggs out of your vagina on a canvas.

[Anonymous No.10126479]

>>10126273
As opposed to living to disappear from the earth completely? Did you really think this through, sherlock?

[Anonymous No.10126489]

DESIGNATION

'why should i
have to
wipe my ass just so
some guy
can fantasize about
fucking
me
in it?

i shit free'

- rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.10126499]

>>10122729
OK

[Anonymous No.10126506]

>>10125431
it's bland but leagues better than Kapoopy

[Anonymous No.10126509]

Just finished
reading this
did I
like it?

tell me what to love - Rupy

[Anonymous No.10126515]

is this adam ellis strip actually a rupi kaur poem /lit/?

[Anonymous No.10126529]

xanax
it's lit
erature

-rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.10126590]

>>10124941
Damn, this is unironically good.

[Anonymous No.10126613]

>>10123548
@williamcarloswilliams
Nice anon

[Anonymous No.10126626]

>>10125475
This is beautiful

[Anonymous No.10126635]

>>10124223
"Haha just talking dicks with the bros!"

[Anonymous No.10126637]

she was a poo
but he was a loo

[Anonymous No.10126639]

there are
emotions
within these
line breaks

- Anonymouse

[Anonymous No.10126646]

Can we take this semi-seriously? I'm pretty sure /lit/ can beat her at her own game if we try.

Her hair was on fire
When he touched
And her legs were restless
When he caressed
And her soul drowned
When he left

But fire burns out
And legs need peace
And the soul must breath
Forever.

[Anonymous No.10126653]

>>10126646
but putting effort kind of misses the point

[Anonymous No.10126655]

When you said you love
You never told me why
If it's me or what you see
The way I look or my
Blue eyes you likened to a sea
I've never asked why
But I thought I knew until
The last summer came
And swept your eyes away.

[Anonymous No.10126660]

>>10126653
It's the same amount of effort (~none) but with "serious" subjects.

[Anonymous No.10126671]

you left the

fridge open

somebody

just took a

sandwich

[Anonymous No.10127553]

>>10122736
i like the visible waves of self-loathing that come off her every time she gets pissed on or gangbanged.

[Anonymous No.10127566]

I beat you with my fist
I beat you with my dick
I beat you with my balls
I beat you with my sperm
I beat you with my paycheck
I beat you with my privilege
I
Beat
YOU
slut.

[Anonymous No.10127605]

>>10125061
I think I haven't mentioned my dick to any male friend since I was 12.

[Anonymous No.10127608]

>>10124986
wow, fucking perfect

[Anonymous No.10127808]

>>10122703
the boipussy
fills with cum
I am a girl
at last

[Anonymous No.10127829]

the one
who did nothing
wrong was
hitler
- rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.10127861]

>>10122869
If only my hunger could be sated by rubbing my stomach

[Anonymous No.10127869]

>>10127566
shit didn't know mc ride was itt

[Anonymous No.10127877]

>>10126077
>Until you are ordering pounds of weed the cops are going to ignore it.

[Anonymous No.10127890]

>>10122703

[Anonymous No.10127897]

I could
use
some
(you)s
tis no ruse
cause you're all
my muse

[Anonymous No.10127899]

Fuck
but not
Serious about forever fuckage?
Doesn't even make sense in a one for one swap.

[Anonymous No.10127923]

>>10122703

[Anonymous No.10127924]

Sing song
Playing
Ping pong

[Anonymous No.10127927]

>>10127923

[Anonymous No.10127941]

>>10122703
I am not
the woman I was told
to be.

Nor am I
the woman
I thought I was.

[Anonymous No.10127954]

>>10127941
I can make you
the woman
you always dreamt of being

But only
if we have
sweet tender loving
sexy time
together

[Anonymous No.10127958]

>>10127927
Top fucking Kek holy shit

[Anonymous No.10127969]

>>10122815
sometimes /pol/'s ok

[Anonymous No.10127980]

>>10127954
Can I have
a cigarette
after we do it?
Or will you
just make
me
leave.

[Anonymous No.10128115]

If there's one thing I thank her for, it's being able to have these threads.

[Anonymous No.10128136]

>>10125431
facebook-tier

[Anonymous No.10128137]

>>10122815
I havent watched porn in 8 years and i'm still a complacent loser with zero drive

[Anonymous No.10128146]

These chicks are the female nice guys

Give them a wide berth

[Anonymous No.10128542]

>>10122703
after the world
my soul forgot
it will remember
fucking Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.10128554]

>>10123521

[Anonymous No.10128594]

[Anonymous No.10128596]

[Anonymous No.10128615]

[Anonymous No.10128620]

[Anonymous No.10128623]

[Anonymous No.10128666]

>>10122759
holy fuck i lol'd

[Anonymous No.10128739]

>>10127566
>Beat
>YOU
>slut.

>not

>Beat
you
>YOU
>slut.

[InterMaster !!dOw29S7YUuz No.10128764]

https://youtu.be/4aeETEoNfOg

[Anonymous No.10128773]

>>10125989
>why are you even alive anon.
I wish I knew

[Anonymous No.10128828]

[Anonymous No.10128835]

[Anonymous No.10128845]

[Anonymous No.10128962]

>>10128623
Why would you miscredit a good album's lyrics?

[Anonymous No.10128976]

i love my
waifu
she is a
cutie
and underaged
oh
my dear god

[Anonymous No.10128991]

>>10128623
dum-de-de-de-de-dum-de-de-de-dum
2...
1
2
3
4
BLARGH-DE-DE-DE-DE-BLARGH

[Anonymous No.10128996]

>>10128962
sorry this was meant for >>10128554

[Anonymous No.10129053]

>>10125692
Audible kek.

[Anonymous No.10129073]

[Anonymous No.10129096]

>>10128976
would you please
have a seat
over there
says
Chris Handsome

but I just
came to see
my waifu

ageism -- rupi kapu

[Anonymous No.10129099]

[Anonymous No.10129109]

>>10126020
>joke
>your head

[Anonymous No.10129138]

[Anonymous No.10129162]

[Anonymous No.10129165]

>>10129162
She seems sexually insecure

[Anonymous No.10129379]

>>10122869
>>10126020
...are you serious anon?
>don't do something that doesn't negatively affect anyone but yourself
>instead go be successful exclusively to help the illegal drugs economy
>bcuz a successful drug addict is still successful

wat.

[Anonymous No.10129585]

>>10122703
i was
scorned by my first
boyfriend
he
loved 4chan
more than
sexing me
bcuz
...
i'm a camel-face
with loveless love handles

>did i winned?

[Anonymous No.10129601]

>>10122703
I live in fear
people will find out
what I fap to

[Anonymous No.10129609]

>>10129601
if it's lolis, it's all good.

[Anonymous No.10129630]

>>10124223
That's pretty gay. Today I talked about >communism and China
>not being able to play through baldurs gate because I always drop it
>rpg difficulty curves
>guilty gear
>hijame no ippo
>buying houses and property legislation in washington state
>the NFL anthem protests
>how todd posting is probably my favorite meme
>how shit facebook is
>world of tanks
>a bunch of stuff about warhammer total war II

Dicks, girls, relationships, none of that shit came up. People always talk about how if you sit inside and play video games you need to get a life but from the sounds of it the shit you or people you associate with seem to talk about are the ones that need to get lives.

[Anonymous No.10129639]

>>10122815

You're in the worst matrix there is pal

[Anonymous No.10129645]

>>10129609
Sometimes. I've also fapped to ASMR of a girl eating a banana and many other things. I don't fap to anything 3D because girls in porn gross me out and I can't help but think about the kinds of lives they live or what they're feeling or thinking about. Even the girls that are pure willing lustful sluts just make me think about the degradation of that human life's potential. Today I fapped to incest greentext stories of applebloom from my little pony.

pic related.

[Anonymous No.10129663]

>>10129645
there are no words

[Anonymous No.10129788]

>>10122815
>>10122869
>>10126020

teach me how to sublimate my sex drive

[Anonymous No.10129794]

>>10122869
I don't see whats wrong with denying the slavery of that vital drive. You claim that its a drive that pushes you to live a fuller life but I think its a drive that denies self exploration and understanding and makes you a slave to the outside world and to forces beyond your control. I seek to escape the violent and terrible lust so that people with vaginas and boobs have no power over me in daily life. I don't need them, as my imagination, and self understanding of my own lust are a fulfilling journey in and of themselves.

[Anonymous No.10130028]

what is it
like
to be published in a
time where
white men have
surrendered?

[Anonymous No.10130037]

>>10126646
>And the soul must breath
Pottery

[Anonymous No.10130054]

>>10129379

>Don't do something that negatively affects yourself and makes you a slave to your baser impulses
>If you're going to do it anyway, at least do it with some pseudo-aestheticobohemian literary lifestyle flair, instead of being a basic-bitch porn-slave

Did the sparknotes version help?

[Anonymous No.10130063]

>watches Netflix
>considers itself poet
kek

[Anonymous No.10130079]

>>10125475
Pretty good my friend

[Anonymous No.10130099]

>>10122807

Today I went outside
to a store
where I bought
>a sandwich [that a woman made]
and went
back
inside my home

[Anonymous No.10130105]

>>10126030
>you can revolt your way to every spic having a mcmansion

[Anonymous No.10130150]

>>10122703
I get laid
but still complain
because Hollywood.

[Anonymous No.10130536]

This shit is fucking bad. Absolutely fucking disastrous.
It's like all that's needed nowadays is feminism and diversity. Quality is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.10130573]

>>10122703
Percy B Shelley, Virgil, Horace, Dante, sometimes Shakespeare

[Anonymous No.10130806]

it is the
eye
of the Tiger
it is the
thrill of
the
fight

[Anonymous No.10130834]

>>10125121
damn this is good

[Anonymous No.10130841]

I write shit
And get published
All because
I have a vagina

[Anonymous No.10130932]

Is this a real poem?

[Anonymous No.10130947]

>>10130536
Congratulations. You have taken the Red Pill

[Anonymous No.10130950]

>>10130932
lol, if it's not it should be

[Anonymous No.10130954]

>>10125154
nice, the most radical reading of christianity

[Anonymous No.10130977]

my girlfriend
is like a vacuum
she sucks
costs a bit of money
and is only useful
for cleaning

[Anonymous No.10131147]

>>10122703
Last night
At the Cheesecake Factory
I ignored the calorie warnings
And farted all night long

[Anonymous No.10131575]

>>10126489
kek

[Anonymous No.10131619]

>>10125121

[Anonymous No.10131677]

>>10130054
>don't do something that negatively affects yourself
>do something else that negatively affects yourself because i like it more and it makes your life look much edgy

Wow, such great Spanknotes, kumquat.
>replace a vice with a worse vice, cuz u will look cooler
Do tell, when is your philosophical dissertation on being a normalfag-pleb hybrid due to release? I'd torrent it.