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“Why are breakfast food breakfast foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast?"

"Hazel, eat."

"But why?" I asked. "I mean seriously: How did scrambled eggs get stuck with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has an egg, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich.”

>John green repurposes Wittgenstein for the masses

>> No.10121851

>>10121815
There's something about this style which annoys the crap out of me. Maybe because it accurately encapsulates the mannerisms of his young adult audience.

It's Life is Strange in book form.

>> No.10121869

>>10121815
Pa. Why are eggs breakfast?

What.

You can put bacon on lunch.

Ye.

But if you put eggs on stuff it becomes breakfast?

The man spat and said the eggs are not for this world or from this world they come from the chicken but the chicken knows it not.

He wiped his chin and spat

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10121877

>current year
>not vegan
lol

>> No.10121929

>>10121815
good meme op
>>10121851
lurk more

>> No.10121959

>>10121851
Life is Strange is far superior to his literary vomit.

>> No.10122498

>>10121851
Do americans really talk like this?

>> No.10122521

>>10122498
Yes

>> No.10122539

>>10121959
This. Great and heartfelt coming of age story.

>> No.10122544

>>10121959
Go back to tumblr. LiS had terrible characters and essentially no gameplay. How anyone could like Chloe, that blue irresponsible bitch, only shows that it's a terrible game that easily impresses young teens with emotional issues.