/Lit/ Player One - Jet's Edition

[Anonymous No.10115008]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DHCwztnHnvnSpi1zqvfM17nPq-tFPV-5tkmUDoc2PZE

If you're familiar with Ernest Cline best selling novel Ready Player One, you know that 75% of it is a shitty geek pandering masturbation. We're going one step further, trying to write a novel that's ONLY shitty geek pandering masturbation AND memes. Except now we have over 150 pages of memes and nested parentheses and footnotes and frankly I think we need more of Bugs. Anyone can edit this, feel free to contribute however you want to, or just watch it all happen. I don't know what else to put here so uh

previous thread:
>>10111284

[Anonymous No.10115171]

fuck off back to discord or something

[Anonymous No.10115224]

Its not funny

[Anonymous No.10115234]

its funny

[Anonymous No.10115354]

>>10115234
no

[Anonymous No.10115379]

when can i ost the parts of my story that got deleted?

[Anonymous No.10115385]

let it die. we don't want you guys here

[Anonymous No.10115398]

>>10115385
the main value of lit would be continuously creating/editing collective novels

[Anonymous No.10115453]

>>10115379
what did you lose, I can search them out for you if you tell me

[Anonymous No.10115461]

>>10115385
God forbid there's a creative project happening on a "creative" board

[Anonymous No.10115476]

>>10115224
>>10115171
>>10115354
>>10115385
>>>/r/foglor

[Anonymous No.10115491]

>>10115008
Says "File will be deleted soon" when I open it?

[Anonymous No.10115513]

>>10115491
yeah, it says its in the owner's trash

what gives

[Anonymous No.10115525]

>>10115513
it's being edited atm

[Anonymous No.10115527]

>>10115491
>>10115513
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DHCwztnHnvnSpi1zqvfM17nPq-tFPV-5tkmUDoc2PZE/mobilebasic?pli=1
you can read the manuscript
read this then write on your own if you want to contribute, the editor copied it and is currently revising things a bit
he says he should be done by 8 am tomorrow

if you want to contribute there are no real rules but some general guidelines
1. Use established characters, especially Harry (they can behave completely differently and just be that character in name only)
2. don't just fill a page with the word "nigger" (o algo como eso), try to be a little creative

[Anonymous No.10115548]

Wasn't 4 meme books enough?

[Anonymous No.10115552]

>>10115548
what 4, I only know about Hypersphere and lott

[Anonymous No.10115563]

>>10115552
Tundra II Kosti's adventures in the everglades
Tundra III Tokyo Drift

[Anonymous No.10115570]

>>10115525
Ok good.

[Anonymous No.10115572]

>>10115548
there was already at least one attempt at a fifth back in mid 2016 that failed

[Anonymous No.10115574]

>>10115548
>>10115572
This one will blow them all away. Its already the best yet

[Anonymous No.10115585]

I still think we should do a Selected Posts book made up entirely of /lit/ posts

[Anonymous No.10115587]

bump

[Anonymous No.10115593]

>>10115461
thing is weve done this a million times and they always turn out the exact same.. just buy tundra

[Anonymous No.10115603]

>>10115593
it would be cool to find a new format that isnt just shitposting, but I think these are still fun enough to be around

[Anonymous No.10115606]

>>10115593
Fuck you. Sociologists will be studying these in years to come. We are only getting better at writing them.

[Anonymous No.10115611]

>>10115593
2deep4you

[Anonymous No.10115616]

Guys lets send it to Bloom when we are done.

[Anonymous No.10115625]

>>10115593
Does Tundra have Bugs and Jet's Pizza ads? Didn't fucking think so.

[Anonymous No.10115664]

bump for justice

[Anonymous No.10115703]

bumperoni with extra cheeseioli

[Anonymous No.10115710]

when does the new one go up so i can add back my shit

[Anonymous No.10115711]

>>10115703
>>10115664
Jesus man, stop, its on the second page when you bump

[Anonymous No.10115733]

>>10115711
your not the boss around here pal

[Anonymous No.10115749]

>>10115703
this

[Anonymous No.10115841]

get in here boys

[Anonymous No.10115854]

The Tiger is free
yes
YES!

[Anonymous No.10115884]

Ok, the old docs is open for edits again. What's up editor anon?

[Anonymous No.10115890]

>>10115884
Not editanon, but is this the one? https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DHCwztnHnvnSpi1zqvfM17nPq-tFPV-5tkmUDoc2PZE/edit#heading=h.lvx1mt7nws3e

Also this thread is a bit slower than the last few.

[Anonymous No.10115894]

>>10115890
Yeah, that's the old doc, doc.

Trolls last night did some damage.

[Anonymous No.10115906]

>>10115894
>10115894
Yeah, I saw. I couldn't keep up with the damage but made a few restore points along the way. Evidently some progress was made, so it probably wouldn't hurt to make a few more restores, backups, etc. Judging by the speed of the thread, most of them should be gone now, I think.

[Anonymous No.10115928]

>>10115906
I'm mostly lurking now, as I won't have access to my working station for the weekend. I'm going to write more starting monday. Have few fun ideas for Harry.

[Anonymous No.10115931]

>purple carrots

[Anonymous No.10115948]

>>10115906
>>10115928
I'm lurking as well. Is it just editing now or are people writing still?

[Anonymous No.10115953]

>>10115948
Editanon said in the last thread or so that once we reach 400 or so pages, he'll take over editing. At this point, just add content however you want to, don't worry so much about editing.

[Anonymous No.10115973]

>>10115948
Editor anon is editing on his own, not in the doc. If somebody is willing to contribute, just write in the doc, but keep copy on disc (trolls).

[Anonymous No.10116061]

The funny men are at it again.

[Anonymous No.10116070]

can you make a new document to add shit to? this one is ridiculously slow

[Anonymous No.10116088]

>>10116070
Sure, the old one is in comment only mode for now.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vdtq9A15UlOBvFswo0O3DDGoCEuNVgm7-9u9Weif5YQ/

[Anonymous No.10116190]

shameless self bump

[in every field No.10116228]

>>10115625
That's literally a good thing
Those are both shitty forced memes

[Anonymous No.10116398]

>>10115572
Dreamscape was finished. Whatever that means.

[Anonymous No.10116404]

>>10116228
Why do you hate fun?

[Anonymous No.10116437]

yikes guys someone hates fun

[Anonymous No.10116459]

>>10116404
If you love fun over everything then go back there

[Anonymous No.10116461]

Does anyone else think we should "finalise" the first 100 pages or so and take them out of the doc? That way the trolls do less damage and chrome will stop crashing every thirty seconds.

[Anonymous No.10116464]

>>10116461
That's what the editor anon was supposed to be doing.
There's also a new doc (check above).

[Anonymous No.10116468]

Anyone else find it weird there's a book series about a Harry nicknamed rabbit who slowly grows fat?

[Anonymous No.10116473]

>>10116468
What?

[Anonymous No.10116475]

>>10116473
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit,_Run

[Anonymous No.10116485]

>>10116475
Meme magic. Nothing about the carrots tho.

[Anonymous No.10116493]

better than Rupi Kaur should be our motto

[Anonymous No.10116507]

Best book since Infinite Jest

[Anonymous No.10116523]

Keep up the memes!

[Anonymous No.10116532]

Is there a plot to this. Seems like each chapter has nothing in relation to the last other than the first name's of some characters.

[Anonymous No.10116552]

>>10116532
More so than Tundra or even Hypersphere, but it's still fairly chaotic. The edited version once uploaded should have a more coherent narrative.

[Anonymous No.10116557]

This book is not serious enough, life and the world and literature are serious. This attempt at a work brings down the serious value of /lit/ and hampers my reputation by even being here.

[Anonymous No.10116561]

>>10116557
Exactly the point, it shows how crazy and absurd, confusing and upsetting your experience will be if you fail to be serious. So it is a very serious exquisitely crafted artistic treatment metaly detailing this subject of your agreed distaste. It is only telling of some deficiency of your own that you could not see this for yourself.

[Anonymous No.10116659]

rocket man

[Anonymous No.10116670]

>>10116659

jet's pizza sucks and I definitely will never try that business!

[Anonymous No.10116777]

>>10115008
>infinite jets

[Anonymous No.10116817]

Edit anon here
just want to let you guys know i'm still working hard on the edit. Mostly just tidying it up a bit and making distinctions between separate sections. will have a new link up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10116820]

>>10116659
I think its going to be a long long time

[Anonymous No.10116987]

bumpi

[Anonymous No.10117052]

did it all get deleted again

[Anonymous No.10117068]

>>10117052
get the real link from discord

[Anonymous No.10117089]

>>10117068
what an awful idea. Just take the finalized shit out and throw up a new doc

[Anonymous No.10117511]

>>10117089
I'm the boss here

[Anonymous No.10117839]

>>10117052
Back up again :^)

[Anonymous No.10117912]

what exactly is the situation now? i know a good guy is editing, but if i post something in the doc will that be included in the edit?

[Anonymous No.10117917]

>>10117912
Unknown. For now it's best to post in the 2nd doc and keeping a copy on disc.

[Anonymous No.10118032]

another update from edit anon just so you guys know where i'm at

i'm about a third of the way through tidying up and organizing the first part. Was busy yesterday with university so i didn't get a lot of committed time to work on it. Going nowhere today so, i'll be able to finish up in a couple of hours.

some anon said i'd be done by 8 am today. sorry, i don't know where you got that time from, but it's not gonna be done by 20 minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.10118180]

>>10118032
Keep up the ""good" "work"".

[Anonymous No.10118230]

>>10118032
>editing it before it's finished

[Anonymous No.10118242]

>>10118230
I think it's fine, it will give us a decent scaffolding to build upon.

[Anonymous No.10118253]

>>10115171
>>10115224
>>10115354
>>10115385
Samefag.

[sageitz No.10118414]

>>10118253
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.10118664]

[Anonymous No.10118711]

I wish someone would add more narrative to it, instead of the shitposts :P

[Anonymous No.10118751]

>>10118711
Do it then.
I'm literary going to write some shit on monday.

[Anonymous No.10118775]

edit anon here. please read the full post

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sE7GSn7i0_FJRPNpsBk08VWu0DrMAeF7VPEH9KYAbOI/edit?usp=sharing


here is the link to the new doc. Not a lot has been changed. some of the (authors notes) have been turned into footnotes, a few segments have been changed around and one or two shitposts have been deleted. This is, after all, supposed to be a parody of ready player one's tendency to constantly reference shit. Your paragraph of "Niggers and kikes lolllll!!!1!!! XD" was deleted because it did not match this format. in other words, Anons.... easy on the shitposting.

you can copy paste your pre-written segments wherever you feel they best fit. But, be advised, for the sake of editing ease and formatting, please add a header to your piece after you add it to the doc if it is a standalone text. this is done so we can tell where one section starts and another begins. this makes rearranging much easier on the editors.

"why was my stuff deleted but X wasn't?"
some things may have been lost due to the deletefags on thursday night messing with us for over three straight hours. if you found your writing was deleted do not fret, you are free to try again and write something new so long as you adhere to the theme we're going for as well as.

[Anonymous No.10118796]

>>10118775
Based edit anon

[Anonymous No.10118798]

>>10118775
>this page was left unintentionally blank
Reddit as fuck, and really unfunny

[Anonymous No.10118837]

>>10118775
still missing the rest of game over racists

[Anonymous No.10118845]

>>10118837
read the last part of my post

[Anonymous No.10118913]

This project is litty af.

[Anonymous No.10119001]

What do you think about my Dune Wikipedia article on carrots™?

[Anonymous No.10119089]

>>10119001
page?

[Anonymous No.10119345]

>>10118798
That gag was used countless times in tundra

[Anonymous No.10119348]

>>10119345
perfect reason to use it in this entirely new book

[Anonymous No.10119356]

>tfw your footnote edits made it in

[Anonymous No.10119505]

>>10119356
Did you take stuff out of the original and turn it into footnotes, or leave the original and create new footnote stuff?

Because I think how the 'what could be footnote info' in the text worked well and was interesting, enjoyable, fun to read, and removing that all to place in footnotes is not an enhancement but the opposite, a strain to one who would read a little then look down, read a little then look down, breaking up the flow.

[Anonymous No.10119529]

>>10119505
>Did you take stuff out of the original and turn it into footnotes, or leave the original and create new footnote stuff?
the latter, e.g. footnote 2,4,7

[Anonymous No.10119807]

what are y'all's favorite section so far?

[Anonymous No.10119811]

Who has a good idea about what might go down when Harry visits Vegetable Enforcement Court? I have writer's block

[Anonymous No.10119830]

>>10119811
Connect it to the most recent chapter where Bugs, Rickle-PEPE, and Harry invite Tim over for a discussion. Make it so that Harry is disgusted by all the evil capitalism and enlists Tim to help him destroy it. This act will destroy the capitalist Bugs and helps Rickle-PEPE get the insight he needed from Tim.

[Anonymous No.10119894]

>>10119811
Bear in mind there's a scene fairly early on where Harry pretends to be a lawyer and defends a random case.

[Anonymous No.10120124]

>>10119811
It's a rock opera, like The Wall.

[Anonymous No.10120137]

so whats the link for it now

[Anonymous No.10120235]

>>10120137
p sure this is it nigga >>10118775

[Anonymous No.10120243]

oops, I added several chapters to the older document. Rip 1 hour of work

[Anonymous No.10120250]

>>10120243
Just copy it into the new or if they've been deleted you can look in the page history and retributive them

[Anonymous No.10120254]

>>10120243
just copy it into the new one

[Anonymous No.10120258]

>>10120243
Just copy it dudo

[Anonymous No.10120273]

>>10120250
revision history is not open for me

[Anonymous No.10120291]

>>10120273
I was trying to connect everything to give it more of a narrative :/

[Anonymous No.10120299]

>>10120273
>>10120291
Where did you place it? Like page numbers etc.?
I'm going to try to find it.

[Anonymous No.10120307]

>>10120299
Late-mid section, the chapters after when Rickle-PEPE shows up

[Anonymous No.10120317]

>>10120307
156

[Anonymous No.10120322]

>>10120307
this part?

The Unknown Chapter: The Battle
CRASH.
Harry awoke, startled. As he got out of bed to stretch his legs, he could smell pancakes in the next room. “Gee whiz, thanks Mom,” said Harry. (Author’s note: Harry did not know it yet, but it was actually Bugs, not his mother).
“Harry, it’s me Bugs,” said Bugs.
“Oh.”
Harry walked into the kitchen and took a seat. He collected a few pancakes on his plate. They were Carrot™ Pancakes. Bugs piled the remainder onto his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed paper plate.

[Anonymous No.10120328]

>>10120322
Yeah, around there, I didn't write that though. I've been trying to connect the chapters because of how disorganized they are

[Anonymous No.10120334]

>>10120328
"In which an account is given of Harry's life and opinions:"?

[Anonymous No.10120352]

>>10120334
It's mostly about Rickle-PEPE solving the mystery of the book, but Harry and Bugs are in it. It was going to involve a 4-headed changeling or 4CHAN for short. Didn't get quite that far, but did mention the changeling

[Anonymous No.10120364]

>>10120352
I restored the old version, you should be able to find it now

[Anonymous No.10120371]

>>10120322
>stretched his legs

[Anonymous No.10120380]

>>10120371

[Anonymous No.10120396]

>>10120380

[Anonymous No.10120429]

>>10120364
thanks

[Anonymous No.10120809]

What if this is a huge success? What if we write the next big thing?

[Anonymous No.10120856]

>>10120809
Don't hold your breath.

[Anonymous No.10120857]

>>10120809
This is our fifth book, guy. At some point, some one has to pay attention, if only to make some shitty clickbait vid

[Anonymous No.10120866]

>>10120857
if it doesn't work, can we write a normie book? We could do that right?

[Anonymous No.10120901]

what are the characters so far? I need to know who to put down

[Anonymous No.10120953]

>>10120901
The reoccuring characters are Bugs, Harry Potter, Rickle-Pepe, Tim, and Foglor. Possibly others, but I haven't sifted through that muck yet.

[Anonymous No.10120959]

>>10120953
You can kill Foglor because he just disappears halfway through and there is no explanation for it.

[Anonymous No.10120969]

>>10120866
We could at least do something like a collection minimalist poetry. I'm tired of just doing meme books that read like something from /b/

[Anonymous No.10121008]

>>10120866
I think we could but we would have to organise it differently. Someone could set up an email where anons could sign up to, Anon A write chapter 1, emails it to editor, who then emails it to anon B who writes chapter 2 etc. /mu/'s "good" albums are made in a similar process.

[Anonymous No.10121238]

>>10119356
> Bjarne stretched his legs

Sorry, couldn't stop myself from explaining the joke.

[Anonymous No.10121782]

>217 pages
Holy shit /lit/

[Anonymous No.10122193]

>>10121782
is there a new doc or what, the original is 188 pages?

[Anonymous No.10122253]

>>10122193
Read the thread.

[Anonymous No.10122746]

In the next Q&A Peterson has, someone should ask him what he thinks of his role in this story.
He'd probably have an answer ready too, motherfucker has such a huge ego he's probably lurking /lit/ at all times for threads about him, and has probably read the entire doc at least once.

[Anonymous No.10122819]

aw, someone deleted what I was working on last night

[Anonymous No.10122851]

>>10122819
was it at the end? After chapter infinity? As Guardian of the End I will do all the is necessary to ensure that chapter infinity remains at the end of the document and nother succeeds its (except that post-marxist bit which I enjoy). So if it is I just moved it higher up

[Anonymous No.10122865]

>>10122851
i think the marxist stuff got deleted before i downloaded to edit. you want me to see if i can find it and put it back in?

[Anonymous No.10122899]

>>10122851
which doc? Im looking at Ulysses' Infinite Rainbow

[Anonymous No.10123079]

>>10115008
>open a document in which everyone can suggest edits
>one day later all suggestions by anons rejected

go fuck yourself. This project is either meant to waste people’s time and piss them off, or to steal people’s ideas.

[Anonymous No.10123485]

bampu

[Anonymous No.10123813]

>220
Nice
What's the next move

[Anonymous No.10123868]

>>10123813
>299

[Anonymous No.10123903]

>>10123868
its cause of the footer doe

[Anonymous No.10124352]

bumpu

[Anonymous No.10124598]

>>10123903
whens someone gonna fix that

[Anonymous No.10125187]

>>10124598
>the fix was literally just hitting backspace
>it took 7h to fix
I have bad feelings about this project.

[Anonymous No.10125203]

Can someone please post that screenshot of Ready Player One where he's saying how he played some guy's favorite video games or something, and he's listening all this pleb meme geek shit

[Anonymous No.10125210]

>>10125203
That's literally any page, but I guess this one will suffice.

[Anonymous No.10125223]

bugs... easy on the sodomy

[Anonymous No.10125388]

bugs... easy on the political incorrectness

[Anonymous No.10125394]

>>10125187
it was just to bump the thread, guy

[Anonymous No.10126236]

I've just started a work on few pages.

[Anonymous No.10126269]

Could somebody write a basic summary of what's already in there? Recurring characters, story, themes, memes.

[Anonymous No.10126680]

Imagine being so much of an unfunny faggot that you force an unfunny meme onto a board about books.

[Anonymous No.10126901]

>>10126269
Main Characters:
Harry (may have an appearance similar to Daniel Radcliffe Harry Potter, but it doesn't really matter)
Bugs Bunny
Side Characters:
Alex Jones
Foglor (national-socialist orc)
Rick/Morty including Rickle-PEPE
Tim
Starfoxxx
plenty of others


the story and themes are incredibly volatile, the basic premise is that harry's unconscious bends reality, so really anything can happen

very loosely based on ready player one, for its plethora of references to "nerdy" pop culture

all instances of the word carrot should have a ™ beside them

[Anonymous No.10127362]

bampu

not a good sign. we're slowing down.
OP, you here?

[Anonymous No.10127377]

>>10127362
its because no one knows what document to use, because we took a day to edit the thing when we were half way through, losing a lot of steam. Blame it on poor management

[Anonymous No.10127469]

Has anyone read the other /lit/ books? How does it compare?

[Anonymous No.10127502]

>>10127469
Same than Tundra pretty much

[Anonymous No.10127507]

>>10127502
explain further plox

[Anonymous No.10127515]

>>10127507
Bunch of obscure and ultra referential writings that are ironically unironically bad. Pretty funny sometimes for the sheer level of bullshit it produces. I cannot imagine /lit/ writing any way other than this

[Anonymous No.10127520]

>>10127515
Are you saying Tundra is better or worse?

[Anonymous No.10127535]

>>10127520
I can't compare two completely unconstructed wholes. What I would say is this: if you exchanged the titles of each compendium it would not change my opinion of each. They are the same maelstrom of bullshit spewed at different times

[Anonymous No.10127962]

>>10127469
>reading /lit/ books

I can assure you no one has read any of the books we have memed into existence

[Anonymous No.10127999]

>>10127962
jokes on you, I have a friend who physically purchased and read all 600 odd pages of Hypersphere

[Anonymous No.10128014]

How do you create a document that is accessible to the web to edit?

[Anonymous No.10128019]

>>10127999
So she/he claims

[Anonymous No.10128280]

Maybe it's time to wrap it up?
I mean, 200+ pages is alright for a short book.

[Anonymous No.10128300]

>>10128280
maybe so, especially since things have slowed so much for the past few days.

[Anonymous No.10128413]

>>10128019
But I saw it, and read like three chapters myself. It was enjoyable, in a quaint way

[Anonymous No.10128426]

>>10128300
Id give it one more thread

[Anonymous No.10128435]

>>10128426
Alright, but the next OP need to be carefuly crafted :^)

[Anonymous No.10128697]

Go ahead with your book, but can we agree to not put /lit/s name on it? I mean, it was written by discord and reddit anyway

[Anonymous No.10128706]

whats the link to contribute?

[Anonymous No.10128714]

>>10128697
>discord and reddit
What discord? Did I miss something

[Anonymous No.10128899]

>>10128714
I think he meant disk-hord... A site that sells fantasy movies

[Anonymous No.10128954]

>>10128697
Fuck you. You are jealous that some of us are dedicated to writing

[Anonymous No.10128958]

>>10127999
Sounds like the joke is on them.

[Anonymous No.10129891]

>>10128697
It's going to bear John Green's name anyway.

[Anonymous No.10130595]

>when some nigger deletes your well thought-out paragraph and footnote

[Anonymous No.10130680]

>>10130595
it was probably terrible and you should stop contributing because you're ruining the project and your garbage will be deleted sooner or later any way.

[Anonymous No.10131216]

>>10130680
t. some nigger

[Anonymous No.10131321]

>>10115593
Slit your wrists, uncreative, boring piece of trash.

[Anonymous No.10131844]

is anyone still adding to this

[Anonymous No.10131957]

>>10131844
really fucked it up with the different docs

[Anonymous No.10131987]

>>10131844
>>10131957
Gotta clear it with the next (and final) thread.

[Anonymous No.10132065]

>>10131987
could just let this thread die and start the new one, rather than waiting for this to reach the bump limit

[Anonymous No.10132119]

>>10115593
"no"

[Anonymous No.10132147]

>>10132065
Yes

[Anonymous No.10132197]

>>10132065
yeah, im op of this thread—if the original editor could start a new thread with a new link and an update on where we stand, etc. thatd be spectacular

[Anonymous No.10132262]

My dumb ass niece is John-Green-head. Any idea for how to trick the stupid bitch into reading this?

[Anonymous No.10132284]

>>10132262
Yeah.
Put his name on the cover.

[Anonymous No.10132324]

>>10131844
>>10131957
>>10131987
>>10132065
>>10132119
>>10132147
>>10132197
>>10132320
>>10132320
>>10132320
NEW THREAD! FINAL THREAD

[Anonymous No.10132336]

>>10132324
this one is fine

[Anonymous No.10132358]

>>10131844
no

[Anonymous No.10132384]

>>10132065
This one is fine. dont

[Anonymous No.10132409]

get on discord guys

[Anonymous No.10132465]

>>10129891
Really?

[Anonymous No.10132596]

>>10127469
Its the best yet

[Anonymous No.10132628]

>>10131957
There is only one doc which can be accessed from the /lit/ discord.

[Anonymous No.10132808]

bumpabochadoo

[Anonymous No.10133061]

>>10132409
seconding

[Anonymous No.10133420]

This still going?

[Anonymous No.10134140]

>>10133420
Yes, get the link from the discord

[Anonymous No.10134156]

>>10132628
>>10134140
No. Discord is for fags