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/Lit/ Player One - Bugs Edition Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:32:00 2017 No.10111284 [Reply] [Original]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DHCwztnHnvnSpi1zqvfM17nPq-tFPV-5tkmUDoc2PZE

If you're familiar with Ernest Cline best selling novel Ready Player One, you know that 75% of it is a shitty geek pandering masturbation. We're going one step further, trying to write a novel that's ONLY shitty geek pandering masturbation AND memes. Except now we have over 150 pages of memes and nested parentheses and footnotes and frankly I think we need more of Bugs. Anyone can edit this, feel free to contribute however you want to, or just watch it all happen. I don't know what else to put here so uh

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:37:34 2017 No.10111305

>>10111284
A tad more clarification, if I may.

Narrative can be chaotic as the main point is to reference as much shit as possible, however there is a plot to this novel.

Harry is our main protagonist. He has the curse of his thoughts turning into reality, while also possessing dementia. This explains the jumps in setting as well as the various different versions of Harry.

Feel free to write what you want, but consider this going forward so that you may make some sort of connection in your writing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:38:11 2017 No.10111310 Reminder that Bugs is Harry's alter ego.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:38:48 2017 No.10111313 File: 139 KB, 500x281, ah fuck.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111305 thanks desu!~

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:40:03 2017 No.10111316 easy on the games

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:40:27 2017 No.10111317

>>10111305
Also the beginning is
>Chapter 1: One Night in Shittenberg (Author’s Note: This was, of course, a reference to Dr Martin Luther King Jr., the priest who started the Protestant Reformation in 21XX)
And the ending is
>CHAPTER∞ - THE END

Write between those two. After the ending there will be appendixes, footnotes and other misc stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:41:06 2017 No.10111320 >>10111316 >games >easy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:41:29 2017 No.10111322 After we have enough, editor anon will try to trim it down a little.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:42:33 2017 No.10111323 >>10111317 I really do enjoy how just about every story begins with chapter one, so there's like 70 chapter ones at this point

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:46:00 2017 No.10111335 File: 1.42 MB, 1748x2480, le.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:47:00 2017 No.10111339 >>10111322 i'm already working on that. making breaks and cutting down on shit where I see it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:47:38 2017 No.10111344 File: 21 KB, 512x325, 468111_7c6a942684c0b47037aac9f1d32e8195[2].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111339 Love you man

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:48:54 2017 No.10111348 >>10111335 This reminds me of an episode of Connections about that French scientist from the eighteenth hundreds that dissects animals with interesting devices. Burke is so good in that season. also, I wish I better at the interwebs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:49:34 2017 No.10111349 >>10111317 >>10111305 Anon... easy on the rules

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:56:47 2017 No.10111368

Sampler .001:

I am Alex Jones
by Alex Jones

I am Alex Jones
I wonder about estrogen levels in the water
I hear (((their))) derisive laughter
I see the clockwork elves
I want to abolish the deep state
I am Alex Jones

I pretend to make a difference
I feel hot blooded and alive
I touch the psychic vampires' fangs
I worry about the schemes of the globalists
I cry about the loss of our freedom
I am Alex Jones

I understand some people think I'm crazy
I say they've been brainwashed
I dream about a world without globalists
I try to sell prostate health products
I hope I can sell more
I am Alex Jones

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:57:51 2017 No.10111373 File: 27 KB, 474x336, 3279130737_9779e4090d[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111368

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:05:54 2017 No.10111395 >>10111317 Appendices should be moved at the end I think. There is too much risk of fucking it up (I almost just did). Might be best to just let writing develop organically for now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:12:37 2017 No.10111417 File: 156 KB, 362x259, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This may be the greatest thing I've ever seen to come out of /lit/ and I'm only 2 pages in

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:13:24 2017 No.10111423 File: 98 KB, 615x413, The Derrida Pill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How'd I do, goys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:14:22 2017 No.10111426 >>10111423 You missed a lot of the history of the triple parentheses

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:15:07 2017 No.10111429 >>10111317 We should move the appendixes and the end marker to the ending after the document closes. I don’t support cutting off all the writing after that. Let the chaos flow but try to keep the basic structure from the first few chapters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:15:39 2017 No.10111435 >>10111423 Doesn't have that genuine overexplanation feeling that the author's notes at the beginning of this work capture so well

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:16:50 2017 No.10111444
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>>10111426
>>10111435

Feel free to change it, it's on page 11. I remember reading about how it started but wasn't sure and was too lazy to look it up. I tried to go for that style but messed up a bit. I'll dig deeper and see what I can add.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:17:04 2017 No.10111446 >>10111423 I'd leave the 4chan mentions out but that's just me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:17:45 2017 No.10111451 I'm curious, when is the stopping point?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:18:06 2017 No.10111453 >>10111446 Also I'd trim down the memes in the first few pages.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:18:16 2017 No.10111455

>>10111444
Just look up the browser add-on that started it. It was connected to a database of known Jewish writers and automatically put parentheses around their names so you'd know. Then Jews and their supporters co-opted it by putting parentheses around their own names.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:19:30 2017 No.10111465 >>10111451 When we get at least 300 pages of publishable material.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:21:09 2017 No.10111472 >>10111429 i think that this is the best option. Just let people write then organise it in some manner. Maybe we should have a cut off time after which the document is only edited.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:22:52 2017 No.10111478 >>10111465 >Turtles all the way down >publishable but fair enough, i see what you mean. >>10111472 if we're shooting for 300 complete pages I'd say we cap it at 400 and then close it for edit anon to organize and clean up

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:25:08 2017 No.10111486 >>10111478 Why not? Ready Player One was published... >if we're shooting for 300 complete pages I'd say we cap it at 400 and then close it for edit anon to organize and clean up I agree.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:25:54 2017 No.10111490 >>10111478 >>10111472 >>10111465 Are we actually trying to publish this? I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:27:04 2017 No.10111496

>>10111486
>>10111478
Edit anon here and I agree
It's a bit tricky to make edits while people are still changing things throughout the whole text, so instead working with 400 pages of completed stuff alone would be much appreciated.

>>10111490
I'd buy two

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:28:42 2017 No.10111502 File: 61 KB, 1025x683, p1040438-1024.0[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyway, is there any anon with publishing experience? We can make it happen, we just need to figure out the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:30:16 2017 No.10111510 >>10111284 The person who has to edit this will commit a gruesome murder before their obligatory suicide.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:30:52 2017 No.10111512 >>10111502 We should hook it up to a self-publishing platform of some kind, with all proceeds donated to a foundation for literal autists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:31:26 2017 No.10111515 Glad to see my Aquinas copypasta finally reused.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:31:57 2017 No.10111516 File: 3 KB, 652x48, page11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111510 The former already happened

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:33:19 2017 No.10111519 >>10111512 All profits should go into the funding of a paperback release.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:34:34 2017 No.10111522 >>10111423 Kek'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:35:06 2017 No.10111525 File: 1.72 MB, 1128x1600, bored-lol-ha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:36:29 2017 No.10111530

Who was the sick fuck with "leg stretching" references?

>>10111486
Ready Player One had a pretty straight forward story with references for the nerds. This is a complete clusterfuck, making it more artistic but in need of goodfuckinglordthisiswaytoofuckingmuch work to even have a chance.

>>10111512
>>10111519
Dis some good calls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:36:50 2017 No.10111532 >>10111423 Kek'd >>10111284 >My diary, desu I preferred "My diary, DESU". It has that extra spicy meta humour level

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:38:25 2017 No.10111541 Can we try and get this book banned somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:39:35 2017 No.10111547 File: 134 KB, 640x902, 1505327348271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111515 I saved it just for the next book, guy. I really enjoyed it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:40:46 2017 No.10111552 >>10111541 Kek, write a letter to your local representative with excerpts, asking to ban it. Great idea for free press. We should embrace it and start a campaign after it's finished.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:41:17 2017 No.10111553 >>10111541 Germany would be easy Australia would be easy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:41:57 2017 No.10111557 >>10111541 Will probably get banned in Germany https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/englisch_stgb/englisch_stgb.html#p1246

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:43:45 2017 No.10111564 >>10111512 >>10111519 >>10111541 All excellent ideas

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:44:48 2017 No.10111568 >>10111512 What about the movie rights?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:45:02 2017 No.10111569 File: 39 KB, 604x450, TaleofScrotieMcBoogerballsCover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111541 >>10111552 >>10111553 >>10111557 kek, we South Park now Fantastic idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:45:54 2017 No.10111573 >>10111568 I'm hoping the obtuseness of dealing with this will set some sort of new legal precedent. Or we can just include a line somewhere outright granting them to Pinecone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:46:53 2017 No.10111577 >>10111568 >publishing the ebook >getting it banned >profits = publishing paperback >/tv/ has Amy Pascal email, we can sell it to SONY as their final nail to the coffin

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:48:20 2017 No.10111582 we could always market it as an anthology book

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:48:25 2017 No.10111583 >>10111577 how did the last books get physical releases?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:51:12 2017 No.10111597 >>10111582 >Mindbending journey in the vein of Cloud Atlas or Gravity's Rainbow. Inspired by Ready Player One. Banned in 16 countries. Controversial. Voice of its generation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:52:06 2017 No.10111601 >>10111583 Since no one actually owns the rights, I think multiple people just downloaded it as a pdf and used those self-publishing websites

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:52:42 2017 No.10111604

these collective docs are actually the perfect medium for most /lit/ browsers

nobody can actually finish their own coherent novel so this serves as evidence of genius without any practical effort.

like digging through miles sewer sludge in hopes someone shat out a pure silver pendant (and this in particular, it's that degree of certainty)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:53:17 2017 No.10111606 >>10111601 pretty sure you can get hypersphere physically on Amazon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:54:10 2017 No.10111611 >>10111582 At least something of the sort.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:55:11 2017 No.10111615 File: 582 KB, 1100x618, too many rapepers not enough mcs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111606 >https://www.amazon.com/Hypersphere/dp/132978152X/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1507236826&sr=8-2 >users who bought this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:55:14 2017 No.10111616 File: 389 KB, 1337x959, j.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111606 It would appear you are correct, but at these prices they definitely just had some copies printed at their own cost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:56:28 2017 No.10111620 >>10111597 perfect

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:56:43 2017 No.10111621 I think we would have to create a persona of the author. But for now let's concentrate on the writing itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:57:33 2017 No.10111625 >>10111615 >>10111616 A pal of mine bought a copy, I was surprised by the quality. It was actually fun to read

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:58:16 2017 No.10111631 >>10111621 Didn't we already decide it was written by Juan Verde?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:59:21 2017 No.10111635 >>10111631 Yeah I guess. Some onan should pose as the physical embodiement of the author tho if we want to make it popular.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:00:20 2017 No.10111638 >>10111635 Is that race change algorithm gone forever? A photoshopped spic john green would be perfect

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:04:44 2017 No.10111657

This is without a doubt the worst book I've ever attempted to read.

I can't even follow the flow of the story with all the constant references. More words are spent explaining the reference than the actual narration and yet I can't even understand the references because every parenthesis has at least other nested parenthesis, dropping new references to explain the previous references.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:06:29 2017 No.10111663 >>10111657 To be fair, you need a really high IQ to truly understand this book. It sounds like most of it is going right over your head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:07:29 2017 No.10111668 >>10111657 Ironically the best piece of metafiction since Flann O'Brien's At Two Swim Birds

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:08:30 2017 No.10111674 >>10111657 It's almost like there's no discernible talent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:12:05 2017 No.10111688 File: 208 KB, 1023x605, 1024px-Ilja_Jefimowitsch_Repin_-_Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks_-_Yorck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw writing a book with anons

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:12:19 2017 No.10111689 File: 28 KB, 361x361, aged_wb20171005041137275343[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111638 Good idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:14:07 2017 No.10111700 File: 464 KB, 615x840, spooky_duck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] whats his power levle

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:19:34 2017 No.10111718 File: 18 KB, 300x400, juan verde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111689

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:38:41 2017 No.10111808 Needs more carrots desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:46:41 2017 No.10111845 File: 351 KB, 639x480, 1506628212095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think my edits will make it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:53:09 2017 No.10111874 >>10111845 this quite honestly, all my edits are god tier editor, please don't get autistic. just edit out what is absolutely terrible or just spam.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:58:01 2017 No.10111892 I feel like half of the people writing this are from /b/ not /lit/ and i dont think they are cross-posters either

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:59:17 2017 No.10111898

>>10111874
>>10111845

don't worry, i'm being very careful when it comes to removing stuff. Most of what i'm going to be doing is reorganizing, i don't think i'll ever delete all of someone's edits.

I'll make cuts if and only if they're needed and may move some sections around for the sake of clarity. Honest. I know i'd be pissed if everything I added got nuked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:59:53 2017 No.10111900 >>10111892 yeah, a lot of weak shit and boring memes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:02:31 2017 No.10111904 >>10111874 >>10111892 >>10111900 what are your favourites? what shit do you think should get deleted?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:03:34 2017 No.10111906 >>10111898 doesn't mean i'm going to leave dog shit in though, so make sure your sections/ edits are at they're best before we go into total editing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:05:03 2017 No.10111912 >>10111904 I'd remove most references to 4chan and the most obscure and unfunny memes tbhfamalam.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:07:05 2017 No.10111917 >>10111898 thanks, i appreciate what you are doing

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:07:49 2017 No.10111923 >>10111912 eh, dont get rid of them just yet, just reword them

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:15:11 2017 No.10111945 Is the last part - Chapters cut due to time restraints, and pissy editors - parts that were cut from the book for now? Because it sounds like a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:16:42 2017 No.10111952 guys can you stop writing more stuff after the end, just write it before, the end is the end

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:17:32 2017 No.10111956 >>10111945 No, it's just some memers. Nothing was actually cut just yet afaic. Also this: >>10111952

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:18:25 2017 No.10111960 >tfw some guy jets pizza'd your genuine cry for help

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:18:40 2017 No.10111961 I deleted everything desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:19:44 2017 No.10111969 >>10111961 newfag get out REEEEE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:23:17 2017 No.10111979 >>10111961 That will indeed be a minor annoyance. Good work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:35:54 2017 No.10112025 >>10111904 the pages and pages of spam in different languages

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:41:46 2017 No.10112052 quit screwing with the font

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:46:16 2017 No.10112068 >>10112052 and the header/footer

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:47:17 2017 No.10112072 STOP SELECTING EVERYTHING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:50:08 2017 No.10112082 The Harry theme ruins it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:50:15 2017 No.10112083 >>10112072 >>10112068 >>10112052 Just wait a few hours. They'll have to go to sleep since a school night. Just do all your writing in a word doc and save it. Add it later when the retards leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:50:41 2017 No.10112084 >>10112072 Time to start backing everything up every 5 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:50:52 2017 No.10112085 it's the same kid from yesterday morning. i'm making a copy of the text so everyone chill out and wait for him to go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:54:08 2017 No.10112095 everyone make a back up so we don't lose the footnotes too

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:55:39 2017 No.10112105 >>10112082 no it isn't even really present through most of it.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:56:02 2017 No.10112107

>>10111305
>>10111310
>>10111284
Harry is the proletariat
Bugs is the bourgeois
Rickle-PEPE/Rick/Morty/KEK/Foglor are the demons of the ars goetia
Tim is the devil
Alex Jones is the messiah
le spooky duck is the demiurge
John Green is the True God
most other characters are mere Berkeley-esque illusions

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:00:28 2017 No.10112119 >>10112107 Bugs is Harry's alter ego.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:02:32 2017 No.10112128 >>10112107 what about sam hyde

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:02:43 2017 No.10112129 >2084 >be in Harvard University Mars >early Internet History >Prof "alright class, today we are going to examine i piece of collaborative literature >screens come up with this shit >Prof: "can anyone tell me what Bugs represents?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:07:39 2017 No.10112142 HAHAHA HE DELETED THE ENTIRE BOOK AGAIN HOW FUNNY AND ORIGINAL

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:07:55 2017 No.10112146 >>10111284 OP, or anyone really, please back this up so people can't destroy it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:09:12 2017 No.10112150 >>10112146 i have a backup

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:09:32 2017 No.10112153 >>10112142 The unenlightened will stop at nothing to silence the Truth. I shake my head to be honest, family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:09:43 2017 No.10112154 >>10112146 We have a couple copyanons on the job, but I just made two copies desu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:10:10 2017 No.10112156 >>10112128 [redacted] >>10112146 you can just restore it, I explained how in the last thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:10:34 2017 No.10112158 >>10112146 undoing the delete takes about 1 sec. add that on to the back ups at least several anons have and we're good. no need to worry anon. >>10112156 explain again for the new

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:11:12 2017 No.10112160 >my entire paragraph got deleted and wasn't part of the backup cmon guys i worked hard on that

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:11:19 2017 No.10112161 File: 61 KB, 728x485, aid5630624-v4-728px-Make-Toast-Champignon-Step-9[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Backup from 30 minutes ago: https://file.io/Qyc7ss

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:12:37 2017 No.10112167 >>10112160 do what we said earlier. type it in a separate doc and copy paste it when you're done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:12:43 2017 No.10112168 >>10112150 Thanks

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:13:52 2017 No.10112170

>>10112158
you click on 'see new changes' at the top next to file, edit etc, the 'see full history' and they're all there.

They're grouped together though so you have to hit the arrow next to them to see every backup

>>10112160
what was it? I'll have a look

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:14:37 2017 No.10112176 >>10112170 it was at the last page, about being inside /lit/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:17:44 2017 No.10112182 bugs........easy on the psychedelic absurdism....

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:17:51 2017 No.10112183 >>10112176 follow the instructions >>10112170 and it should be in one of the versions

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:18:18 2017 No.10112184 To be honest, I was expecting mass deletes to happen much earlier on

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:19:04 2017 No.10112187

>>10111486
>>10111284
>If you're familiar with Ernest Cline best selling novel Ready Player One, you know that 75% of it is a shitty geek pandering masturbation. We're going one step further, trying to write a novel that's ONLY shitty geek pandering masturbation AND memes. Except now we have over 150 pages of memes and nested parentheses and footnotes and frankly I think we need more of Bugs.

If it's actually published, I want this to be the back-cover blurb. Add some authenticity. Surely you're allowed to put bad words on the backs of book covers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:20:01 2017 No.10112191 >>10112183 >>10112170 i dont see this 'see new changes', do you have to be logged in? either way im just retyping it lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:20:04 2017 No.10112192 >>10112187 A ok idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:24:43 2017 No.10112208 move this trash to /b/ before i come in there and delete shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:27:46 2017 No.10112222 >>10112208 threaten me again, see what happens kid

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:29:02 2017 No.10112227 deletions and pizzas aside, I'm having fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:29:35 2017 No.10112228 >>10112222 (checked) absolutely blown the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:30:19 2017 No.10112233 Really makes you wonder what kind of depraved and pathetic life one has to live to spend their nights deleting a shitpost novel that instantly gets restored.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:30:33 2017 No.10112235 >>10112208 is that what all these deletions have been about? >waaaaaaah I don't like this thing grow up. what exactly quantifies this as belonging on on /b/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:32:20 2017 No.10112239 Why's the tax policy gone?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:32:39 2017 No.10112240 >>10112235 Whatever, I hope you have fun reuploading it every other minute

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:32:50 2017 No.10112241 File: 21 KB, 669x334, ss (2017-10-05 at 06.29.26).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i added a paragraph building off the previous anons line.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:33:04 2017 No.10112243 >>10112240 wow, you're sad

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:34:16 2017 No.10112246 >>10112239 edit anon here i did not delete it. try looking around in case it was misplaced/ moved by another person writing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:34:27 2017 No.10112247 >>10112241 This is actually supposed to be the ending though. It loops into the beginning, in the most reddit fashion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:35:12 2017 No.10112249 >>10112247 i'll make it loop after my paragraph

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:36:06 2017 No.10112252 >>10112243 No, thats you guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:36:08 2017 No.10112253 File: 41 KB, 522x519, u2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:37:12 2017 No.10112256 >>10112253 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:37:40 2017 No.10112260 >>10112252 sick burn kid shouldn't you be doing your homework? it's getting kinda late.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:38:01 2017 No.10112261 >>10112252 You're behaving as a child which cannot stand another enjoying a toy they do not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:38:44 2017 No.10112263 Honest question, what's the point of deleting? You know it's recoverable and that we'll just go back to it when you leave, so what do you gain?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:39:38 2017 No.10112266 >>10112263 To piss you /b/tards off. fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:40:40 2017 No.10112269 >>10112266 Really? That's it? It's such an ephemeral goal. Hell, you seem way more unhappy than anyone here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:40:58 2017 No.10112272 >>10112239 Someone probably decided they didn't like it. I noticed it disappeared sometime yesterday, but I don't know how to find it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:41:05 2017 No.10112273 >>10112261 >wwaaah why can't I write dumb shit about bugs buny any pizza

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:41:30 2017 No.10112276

>>10112142
Why the fuck would someone do something so spergy, even considering it's a 4channer. Wasting your time to destroy the work of others instead of using it for yourself sounds beyond pathetic.

>>10112160
>not making a backup yourself
Are you the kind of faggot who loses his work after a drive dies?

>>10112187
Doubt you can actually use it in a blurb though. Imagine Applel writing an article description in the lines of "If you're familiar with our explosive competitor Samsung, know that we're going a step further with the iBomb!"

>>10112253
Gotta adjust Bugs tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:41:36 2017 No.10112277 >>10112266 >fuck off go back to /a/ you mongoloid cur. you're efforts are a minor annoyance. We're writing this thing and having fun doing it. take your unhappy self elsewhere and sort yourself out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:41:46 2017 No.10112278 >>10112253 this is fucking perfect, Bugs seals the deal

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:42:02 2017 No.10112279 >>10112273 That's not really an accurate paraphrase, since you're not actually stopping us from writing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:42:12 2017 No.10112280 In the next general OP should write that everyone should back up their contribution.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:42:33 2017 No.10112282 >>10112277 Just write your juvenile shit on wordpad. none of us care

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:42:34 2017 No.10112283 >>10112253 imppressive

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:43:24 2017 No.10112287 >>10112282 you don't care. we're having fun. you're not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:43:35 2017 No.10112288 >>10112253 save it as a png

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:43:51 2017 No.10112290 >>10112287 Actually I am enjoying messing with you fags

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:44:35 2017 No.10112292 File: 50 KB, 640x604, 1491280917613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10112290 Is that so?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:44:42 2017 No.10112294 >>10112240 yeah keep kicking down that sand castle faggot, we are going to keep building it up, ad naseum, until you give up. We get it, you are a "trolling" us. good job. but that actually is not an achievement. that would need an end product

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:44:44 2017 No.10112295 File: 71 KB, 700x368, 1423765339628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10112282

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:44:54 2017 No.10112296 File: 34 KB, 523x519, u2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10112253

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:44:55 2017 No.10112298 File: 105 KB, 1024x768, a-26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10112273

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:45:24 2017 No.10112300 >>10112294 These meme books are a cancer to this board. Most of us hate you guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:45:45 2017 No.10112302 >>10112290 funny thing is we know that you're new around here. No one talks like that. seriously, drink some ovaltine and take a nap. you're cranky and need it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:45:56 2017 No.10112303 >>10112233 This. I cannot comprehend why someone would go out of their way to cause someone the most minor inconvenience.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:45:58 2017 No.10112304 File: 105 KB, 580x435, 1428796362584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10112300 Is that so?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:46:11 2017 No.10112306 >>10112296 jej

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:47:04 2017 No.10112310 >>10112296 As we all use /lit/ and know this is its product having it in title is redundant; far more aesthetically pleasing without as well..

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:47:13 2017 No.10112311 i'm saving all the cover art people have made and will add it to the appendices when we're complete. >>10112300 >meme books what, you mean all two of them? stop same fagging and find a better use for your time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:47:26 2017 No.10112312 >>10112300 >10/05/17(Thu)18:45:24 No.10112300 why is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:47:43 2017 No.10112313 here's the backup of the latest version http://www69.zippyshare.com/v/IlU9zOHk/file.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:48:48 2017 No.10112314 >>10112300 Mind if we quote you for the cover?

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:49:31 2017 No.10112317

>>10112300
Why? I find it somewhat inspiring that random anons manage to work together on a book. Only the randomness is a bit too much to create something really outstanding.

>>10112310
Isn't the goal to move it beyond /lit/? Some clear reference to a more popular work is the way to go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:50:41 2017 No.10112321 >>10112314 >>10112317 This idea is amusing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:51:31 2017 No.10112322 >>10112313 thanks champ, got the citations and everything!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:51:44 2017 No.10112324 >>10112314 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:53:29 2017 No.10112327 Every time I go to add my paragraph some cunt deletes the whole fucking thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:55:52 2017 No.10112331 >>10112327 just wait for him to leave. don't worry, we're not closing the doc for a while. it's gotta get to 400 pages before edit anon takes over. we were at a little over two hundred before the guy came back to dick around. wait for a bit

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:33:57 2017 No.10112453 File: 187 KB, 344x393, cirno swinging arms.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mfw I've had to restore the document 5 times in the last half hour or so

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:35:51 2017 No.10112462 File: 7 KB, 170x206, 1477053578139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10112453 >he's been deleting it for two hours lol at your life kid, i know you're reading this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:36:02 2017 No.10112463 >>10112453 We can leave it for now. Get back after few hours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:37:18 2017 No.10112469 >>10112463 Seems good, I've been restoring it from the 8:03 PM EST point, it's named "new". I already have a copy saved from about an hour ago or so, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:37:48 2017 No.10112470 File: 169 KB, 1060x1060, sam_hyde2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to do an "about the author page" with pic related.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:38:23 2017 No.10112472 >>10112470 What if we just copy/paste his wikipedia page for that? It's already a goldmine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:43:32 2017 No.10112487 so will we decide on a title anytime soon or is it going to keep changing until the very end?

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:45:41 2017 No.10112493

>>10112487
the title is "Turtles All the Way Down (Formerly Chuck’s) (Author’s Note: this was, of course, a reference to the /tv/ meme Sneedposting. Sneedposting involves posting a picture of a simpsons screengrab where the sign on a store reads “Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)”. Anons then pretend to not get the joke even though it is painfully obvious. This then morphed into a meme where people would spam the “anti-Sneedposter image macro”. Eventually, such posting would be banned altogether.)"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:48:05 2017 No.10112502 >>10112493 right, but there's been the doc title that people are using on custom book covers as well >indecipherable vice >Ulysses Two: Revengence >infinite jest 2: Electric Boogaloo etc. didn't know if we were gonna implement that or not.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:49:14 2017 No.10112505

>>10112472
"Sam Hyde is a video journalist and documentary filmmaker from Brooklyn, New York. His work spans every continent and has been featured on television and in print (Discovery, NatGeo, Vice, and others). He recently returned from Mogadishu, the most dangerous city on earth, where he shadowed the heroic al-Mahamud women on their quest to clean up the streets and restore humanity to their war-torn country." this exactly
>>10112493
Is Ulysses II: Revengance a working title? Or is the formal title "Ulysses II: Revengance or: Turtles All the Way Down (Formerly Chuck’s) (Author’s Note: this was, of course, a reference to the /tv/ meme Sneedposting. Sneedposting involves posting a picture of a simpsons screengrab where the sign on a store reads “Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)”. Anons then pretend to not get the joke even though it is painfully obvious. This then morphed into a meme where people would spam the “anti-Sneedposter image macro”. Eventually, such posting would be banned altogether.)"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:51:35 2017 No.10112514 >>10112505 let's not forget "Or, Bugs... easy on the literature"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:53:10 2017 No.10112518 Harry Bugs Wake

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:59:50 2017 No.10112538 >>10111615 why is it so fucking expensive?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:00:39 2017 No.10112541 >>10112538 Try professionaly printing 100 copies, see how expensive is that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:02:01 2017 No.10112547 File: 47 KB, 470x705, 1507247432001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10112541 Id buy /lit/ memebooks if they were 15 euros or so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:02:45 2017 No.10112551 >>10112547 I hope we can do that. And then send copies to some literary critics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:03:39 2017 No.10112557 >>10112547 It's on lulu http://www.lulu.com/gb/en/shop/anonymous/hypersphere/paperback/product-22517627.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:05:33 2017 No.10112563 >>10112557 I see, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:06:04 2017 No.10112566 is it possible to ban anons? why keep deleting this? t. contributed more than a page now I'm invested in the work

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:06:25 2017 No.10112570 whats the point

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:08:11 2017 No.10112576 >>10112570 t. nihilist sissyboy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:10:23 2017 No.10112580 >OP claims 150 pages >join >its just a mlp thing on one page

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:10:27 2017 No.10112581

>>10112566
there are back ups on the doc that save all the progress at various times. that's how we were able to restore it so easily in the past.
we;ve also got several copies downloaded.

just leave for now and unwind. we'll get back to it when the underage gets bored.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:12:40 2017 No.10112590 >>10112580 some guy keeps deleting it. you can download what we've written so far. there's a link a little higher up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:16:17 2017 No.10112597 >>10112563 Whats the best version of The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra?

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:26:03 2017 No.10112635

>>10112597
Idk but you can read it for free here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B0aJnaOl7gykZ1M2dDM3YVg4eHM

Is the title a reference to some classic by some spanish dude? I've googled the title and reworded it a hundred times and found nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:29:16 2017 No.10112649 What happened to the text?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:33:21 2017 No.10112672 File: 70 KB, 1920x923, uh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >150 pages uh

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:44:43 2017 No.10112719 >>10112649 >>10112672 just check the thread. some anon keeps deleting it. there's a file with the full thing in it posted a little higher up if you want to see what we've got so far. waiting for the delete anon to go to bed before we can resume work.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:52:43 2017 No.10112756

>>10111284
OP/editor, I think we should wait for 600 pages until editing down to novella size. Most of the content so far is absurd plotless garbage. Funny garbage but not publishable garbage.

Also fully on board with a social media campaign after we write to our local representatives to get this book banned. I want to see those juicy goodreads reviews.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:55:17 2017 No.10112771 >>10111688 me on the right

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:56:40 2017 No.10112777 >>10112756 Somebody should compile the important info for the next OP.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:00:31 2017 No.10112790

>>10112756
editor here
i'm willing to go past the 400 page mark because, yes, it is a lot random stuff with not a lot of plot.

We'll see about the cap being 600 though. if it's still getting a lot of content added, then we'll let it go. However, if it slows to a crawl by page 500 or whatever then we cap it there. It's my job, after all, to try and work some plot into the disconnected stuff anyway.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:02:41 2017 No.10112795

>>10112790
fair call m8, god bless you and godspeed.
i hope my stuff doesn't get culled cause that way i can tell ladies im technically a published author

i haven't read more than 30 or so pages of ""plot"", what can I do to secure a place in the final book, other than writing well?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:04:22 2017 No.10112799 >>10112795 Original OP and owner of the document here :^) Write something about Henry and carrots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:05:04 2017 No.10112805 >>10112790 how much does it cost to do an initial run of printed copies? i saw hypersphere sold like 600 copies but who fronted the initial cost?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:06:54 2017 No.10112810 >>10112799 henry?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:09:12 2017 No.10112819 File: 192 KB, 711x633, 1470766152816.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] will apu get a mention

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:10:42 2017 No.10112825

>>10112795
this is a general outline of what you can do to avoid being cut

>no capypaste articles. if you are putting a copypasta in, check and see if and how many times it has been used before.
>contribute to plot (ie harry and his condition, carrots, bugs)
>profanity is a-ok, but if it's just "niggers and jews loll !!!!11! XD it's gonna get cut
>read it first and try to be original in what you do
>be legible. if it makes no sense and ads nothing to the text, it's gone.

just keep those in mind. last two are less important than the other ones. I'm not going into this with the mindset of deleting stuff left and right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:11:39 2017 No.10112827 so, some unsolicited advice for the editor. cut out anything not including: Harry, Bugs, or uses the Ready player one format, and put particular good shitposts in the chatpers cut due to time, and pissy editors

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:12:32 2017 No.10112830 >>10112810 harry is a diminutive for henry learned that from Dorian Gray's Picture Book

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:14:13 2017 No.10112838 >>10112827 say no more, i'm here to please

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:16:30 2017 No.10112844 >>10112756 >funny garbage but not publishable garbage too many newfags itt haven't read LoTT or HS

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:19:56 2017 No.10112855 Are Harry and Bugs the greatest characters in literature?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:27:04 2017 No.10112866 wait, did fucking everything get deleted?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:28:27 2017 No.10112870 File: 16 KB, 104x146, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10112866 yes, Foglor is at work let him alone and maybe he'll quit

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:29:37 2017 No.10112875 >>10112866 >2866▶>>10112870 >wait, did fucking everything get deleted? Whoever keeps deleting everything is a real piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:30:46 2017 No.10112879 >>10112875 That sucks, I was actually enjoying it. I was really looking forward to the new pages that would be there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:31:03 2017 No.10112880 >>10112875 guys, just ignore him and he'll go away. keep bringing him up and responding to him and he'll keep coming back. stay calm, nothing is gone. it's all been saved by at least two different anons.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:46:17 2017 No.10112913
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Hey guys, I dont know how to continue this story

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The Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony made their move, they were set to raid the WuTang pleasure camp. The warriors scurried around the the dark, their techno-gang tats shimmered in the incandescent moonlight. Harry held his Tech9000 close to his chest, this was to be his first time outside their tribe's home territory of Cleveland 2. He had heard stories around the book burnings of the cruelty of the crypts, the ferocity of the bloods, the unrelenting verse spat by those in Oddfuture Wolfgang. Stories that kept poor Harry up all through the day, when the real niggas was leanin hard on dat drank. Harry couldn't even kiss the sizzurp, not that it would have made a difference, since the real niggas always Karo'd his cup. It had been ages since the great Codeine Wars produced the new gang borders, and the lean once more poured forth in bounty. Yet in this age of peace, the Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony decided they would be the ones to strike first. “Quiet now,” shouted XXXTENTACION, the alpha of the tribe. His position was hard fought and hard won, with legions of whack niggas steppin

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:55:27 2017 No.10112938

>>10112913
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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:59:20 2017 No.10112946 >>10112913 >tech n9ne reference Sweet. Could've added something for Flatbush, Mf Doom and NWA. Something about Illmatic and Reasonable Doubt, besides obviously for Em as the white guy who got accepted into the new culture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:06:37 2017 No.10112970 good work on the doc is happening as we speak

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:07:58 2017 No.10112976

Yeah, ok. Enjoy playing with the feeble-minded, small-dicked, half-men around here. They are omega as fuck and do not even belong in the gene pool. If you were worth anything at all, you would not even find toying with them to be entertaining. I hunt predators. I don't play with insects. That you amuse yourself with the latter speaks volumes to your intellectual ineptness and vacuous soul. You couldn't handle an alpha's alpha. You would be reduced to a orgasmic convulsing girl ooze dripping uncontrollably, and you can't handle that so you wrap yourself up in petty manchild games to feel superior. It is YOU that have the control issue. Those of us who are actually in control and control others all day long in every walk of life have no need nor desire to engage in mere sparring for amygdala control when we can control the entire brain and reflexively have it act on our will without words, and permanently, with far less effort than you expend in your dysfunctional neural calisthenic dysphoria.

Run along, child, lest I focus my smite on you..

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:27:56 2017 No.10113027 Looks like 99% of it was deleted again. Looks like there is some new material though.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:37:39 2017 No.10113055
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Still
It's so dear
to me
Even now
in the yard
around the field
the wind
tearing it down
the shed
beyond the grass
and looks my way
still, quietly
and you realise
for the first time
no doubt
there is no such
such
such

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:48:09 2017 No.10113085

>>10112946
>"Get behind me, now," said Flatbush, brandishing a shield of red gold. Harry nodded, seized with fear. "Whatever may happen, our souls are committed to the Big G's hood. Trust in your blade, and she will lay low all those that dare question her bite." Harry didn't understand the majority of what he was told, but he did know how to obey orders. Flatbush could see that his words were wasted on him, and let out a sigh. His attention returned to the corner he hugged, laughter and trap beats coming from just beyond sight. "In ecclesiis benedicite Domino. Alleluia." The trap house loomed large over e.99. Harry thought it might be invincible, that such a fortress could only be manned by the hardest of thugs, the truest of niggas. With these thoughts, Harry released his iron grip on his bladder, letting flow a silty stream of ruddy urine, soiling his loincloth. Just then, cries broke out.
>"Lay them low! Put them to slaughter! Harrow them so, sweet brothers, for victory is richly assured!" Their worst fears were assured, MFDoom, that warrior of great street cred, had returned from his long sojourn, blustering their forces with his titanium pimp hand. "Let us go hard on a bitch!" Order gave way to chaos, as spear-tips flashed and shields clanged. The Bone-Thugs met their foes, every nigga showing true valor in the streets of their birth. Among their foes, Kendrick Lamar with his silver brynie, Syrup Lord Big Moe, Nas of Compton, these champions of the game. Flesh was rent, organs pierced, limbs severed, shields splintered, walls broken. The Bone-Thugs met the wicked men of NWA, encircling the lesser tribe with their blades. Amidst the fighting, XXXTENTACION came to head with MF Doom, trading blows. They slashed and clattered, but neither could penetrate the other's defenses. XXXTENTACION struck low, MF Doom guarded high. It was not until XXXTENTACION's spear pierced through his opponent's side that their exchange showed progress.

If someone wants to finish this, please do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:29:20 2017 No.10113421 Can someone please restore it again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:51:35 2017 No.10113474 What happened to the part where Harry Potter was masturbating while watching Chinese Muslims and Bugs Bunny praying? That was gold

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:53:49 2017 No.10113480 >>10111284 is this "/lit/ writes a book together"?

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:56:27 2017 No.10113486

>>10113474
Chapter XII “Arabian Nips” by Marquis de Saud (Supposedly a prominent member of the Saudi Royal Family although no such person is recorded to exist. Scholars believe that Marquis de Saud is actually a pseudonym of the great Soren Kierkegaard, who (not many people know this) was abducted by aliens towards the end of his life as hinted at in his cryptic quote “I went as far away from earth as this dashed line ------------ which stretches out into space” (direct quote) Kierkegaard remains on this alien hovercraft where he writes by transmitting his thoughts telepathically to a humble anon on /lit/ that he has chosen to be his conduit)

niger? The boy hazarded a guess when his teacher asked him to name an African country, but the boy, being only a young Chinese lad,little more than a boy, had never heard niger said out loud, and so, this young boy, little more than a lad, pronounced it “knee-gur”. The class gasped, but then burst out laughing because they were yellow niggers, as previously stated, and therefore have no love for coloreds. In fact, one might even say that they had strong disdain for any living creature other than themselves.(this is a reference to the popular western stereotype that Asian “people” are nothing more than soulless nigger insect hive mind creatures, if you disagree I dare you to watch any number of the live leak webms that can be found on 4chans /gif/ board showing Asian “people” acting without a shred of empathy for their fellow man). After having a good laugh, the entire class stood up uniformly and turned West, for it was 12 o’clock and it was time for their noon prayer. Also Bugs Bunny was there, but his mind wasn’t tuned to the same frequency that all the Chinese students were tuned to, so he was a little bit slower to kneel and start praying towards Meccah. Harry stood there in the corner, behind his invisibility cloak watching them pray. He wondered why these Korean? (citation needed) “people” and Bugs Bunny were Muslim as Japanese “people” and Bugs Bunny are not usually Muslim, but then he remembered that the year was 2035 and the Islamic Caliphate of Great Britain and Western Europe had conquered the world and enacted the jihad, so that is why these Vietnamese “people” and Bugs Bunny were Muslim. But Bugs Bunny wasn’t actually being forced to be Muslim, he actually liked it. And so did his Mongolian class“mates”.

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:57:29 2017 No.10113490

>>10113474
>>10113486
Harry, who had a fetish for both hijaab pornography and prepubescent Taiwanese boys began masturbating hidden from view behind his invisibility cloak. It did not take long for him to orgasm since he was so aroused by the presence of his sexual triggers. The sperm billowed out; it had a voluminous quality and squirted straight onto his invisibility cloak, staining it. Bugs, having great eyesight from eating so many carrots (numerous scientfic studies have proven the benefits of carrots for eyesight, in fact the only better supplement for eye sight is INFOWARS SUPERVISION+ WITH TUMERIC ROOT AND CHAGA MUSHROOM), spotted the semen stain immediately. Fortunately for Harry, Bugs had learned empathy from his Muslim faith because Bugs understood Islam as the Religion of Peace it truly was (unlike his Sri Lankan compadres) and decided to keep Harry’s accident a secret. Later, in bed, Bugs couldn’t help thinking back to Harry’s mishap--or was it a hap? Bugs imagined Harry’s hard cock as it splooged out semen onto the invisibility cloak. “If only I were that invisibility cloak,” thought Bugs as he slid yet another carrot down his throat.

I think its in there but the footnotes block it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:06:02 2017 No.10113509 >>10113490 This is actually good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:08:37 2017 No.10113514 >>10112253 Redditesque

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:01:43 2017 No.10113593 >book keeps getting deleted >shitty editors How did anything like Totalitarian and Hypersphere ever come to happen? Why did THOSE not fuck up as much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:05:30 2017 No.10113601 >>10113593 >How did anything like Totalitarian and Hypersphere ever come to happen? By not being raided by the usual suspects

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:26:52 2017 No.10113619 >>10111616 Hypersphere is available for $19 http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/hypersphere/paperback/product-22517627.html

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:37:43 2017 No.10113631 >>10113593 By making the doc comment only

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:39:28 2017 No.10113632 >>10113593 >>10113601 They were raided, it's just that there were like 3-5 people making sure it was reverted. Also, we split up the project in five parts so that people couldn't fuck with the "completed things". Then we held a quorum about editing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:42:12 2017 No.10113636 Has anyone purchased the Hypersphere DELUXE? http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/hypersphere-deluxe/paperback/product-22512556.html Is the color good? Could you post some pictures?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:51:20 2017 No.10113660 >>10113631 I guess that helps with formatting

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:56:05 2017 No.10113667 >>10112470 I won't be able to allow that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 05:09:10 2017 No.10113704 What genre is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 05:13:56 2017 No.10113711 >>10113704 read the chapter titled 'the case against genre fiction'

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 05:25:29 2017 No.10113736 where can i see the undeleted version

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 05:27:41 2017 No.10113739 >>10113736 when /pol/ leaves

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 05:27:41 2017 No.10113740 >>10112635 3 pages? is taht all? I thought there was a Harry potter scene aswell

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 05:29:01 2017 No.10113744 Someone posted the link on /pol/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 05:34:02 2017 No.10113753 whoever started this project is a bit naive. Do you really want to let anyone edit the book ... ON 4CHAN?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 05:35:54 2017 No.10113756 http://the-ult.tumblr.com/post/149578078546/in-2016-the-lit-board-of-4chan-collaborated-on

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 05:36:19 2017 No.10113757 >>10113753 >whoever started this project is a bit naive. Do you really want to let anyone edit the articles... ON THE INTERNET?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 05:42:33 2017 No.10113774 >>10113757 wikipedia can ban your IP, which is obviously enough to give stability to such a project.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 05:48:09 2017 No.10113795 >>10113753 it’s not the first project.. there have been "successful" books written by /lit/ in the past

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 06:14:32 2017 No.10113867 where is it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 06:16:15 2017 No.10113872 >sign in to continue >on an anonymous book na

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 06:16:53 2017 No.10113873

>Access denied
>You no longer have permission to access this document, so your changes can't be saved. If you believe this is an error, contact the document owner. If your access is restored, you will be able to continue working.

b-b-but i was the good guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 06:18:01 2017 No.10113878 Original OP Poster here. Comment only for now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 06:26:42 2017 No.10113891 why don't we just call time and start the labourious editing process? Maybe anyone whose actually commited to the project will be given a random section of 10-20 pages and they edit that and then we paste them all together

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 06:36:09 2017 No.10113901 >>10113872 You can do it without being logged in ya dummy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 06:37:12 2017 No.10113903 >>10113901 yeah, now you can you retard

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 08:06:33 2017 No.10114069

>>10113891
>>10113878

I'll start editing when OP says it's time. I get that we had to deal with a lot of shit last night, but that doesn't mean we end now when we've not even hit our initial mark of 300 pages.

OP do you want me to edit what we have right now and then we open it back up to edit after i've deleted some of the shit and worked on the narrative?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 08:13:54 2017 No.10114089 >>10114069 Yeah sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 08:22:56 2017 No.10114109 >>10113753 LURK MORE

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 08:23:36 2017 No.10114112 >>10114089 ok, so how do we want to do this? i could download the doc, edit it and then re-upload it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 08:26:51 2017 No.10114116 File: 59 KB, 523x519, 1507247094886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 08:35:50 2017 No.10114142 >>10114112 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 08:47:14 2017 No.10114174 >>10114142 i'm on it, OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 09:31:09 2017 No.10114260 >>10114116 nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 09:46:26 2017 No.10114297 First example of postrational literature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 10:08:30 2017 No.10114362 We should send a copy to Harold Bloom and see what he says. Maybe even just excepts from the Harry stretching his legs sections. I wonder if he knows that his review has become the meme celebrité of this board?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 10:10:21 2017 No.10114363 >>10114362 When we get it to paperback we should send copies to some critics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 10:37:41 2017 No.10114433 should i replace the authors notes in text with footnotes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 10:38:18 2017 No.10114437 >>10114433 yes, and be sure to include a footnote to those explaing the reference

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 10:49:11 2017 No.10114466 Original OP here, somebody got into my gmail account.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 10:57:48 2017 No.10114484 >>10114466 > not using two factor authentication

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 11:02:38 2017 No.10114490 Original OP here, I suck cock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 11:04:03 2017 No.10114495 >>10113753 whoever started this site is a bit naive. Do you really want to let anyone shitpost... ON 4CHAN?

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 11:26:31 2017 No.10114565

Three hours and 60 pages into the edit and the story is starting to make sense. sort of . that's probably just because i've been reading it over and over and over again and am trying to find a meaning where there is none.

before I go any further we need to discuss exactly what we're going to do with the narrative. It's very disjointed right now, and i think that is ok. Do we want to keep it that way and have a connected anthology of sorts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 11:29:23 2017 No.10114577 >>10114565 I'd keep it disjointed but with reccuring themes, names and events. Please upload it when you're finished, I'm fighting some trolls on my gmail account.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 11:29:25 2017 No.10114578 >>10114565 very disjointed is good. as little editing as possible is the right way to go. anthology is good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:00:44 2017 No.10114700 >>10114578 this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:18:01 2017 No.10114738 File: 60 KB, 318x400, 1487026388978.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's time harry

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:18:57 2017 No.10114744 >>10114433 no

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:20:41 2017 No.10114750

>>10114577
>>10114578
you got it.

general update:
>replacing the (authors notes) with actual footnotes. feel it really helps the flow and de-clutters a lot of paragraphs. also seems funnier to me to have complete nonsense/ bullshit as a footnote.
>rearranged some sections so that we're not going ten passages without a single mention of Harry
>Trying to add in connections to Harry in a few more spots to keep the text focused

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:24:09 2017 No.10114761 >>10114750 sounds good

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:25:11 2017 No.10114764 Someone give me a quick rundown on this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:26:07 2017 No.10114766 >>10114764 It's gonna be great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:33:00 2017 No.10114782 Are we still working on it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:34:26 2017 No.10114784 >>10114782 Edit anon is clearing it up at this moment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:38:14 2017 No.10114798 >>10114764 Novel of the century.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:39:13 2017 No.10114800 how come my shit is not in the re-uploaded joint

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:39:23 2017 No.10114801

My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I read Finnegans Wake" The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like rick and morty to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see..." "Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than David Foster Wallace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:40:44 2017 No.10114806 >>10114800 I don't know, some of my "good" stuff is missing too

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:42:20 2017 No.10114811

Nihaoma yer so man on the shriekly sky of the manosphere. Give me thine looks with the forks of the Elizabethean element at killowats of the rawr of the of unnamed sources I sobered of the pages like a sparrow among the Bermuda Triangle as the Area 51 creatures chased me and Alex Jones I called the karcass of the Billy the Kid of Guatemalan known levels of agressiveness as gorillas strike the M-16s across the map where Here be dragons as Kafka sighed with enormous dissapointment of the New Movie War of the Planets of the Apes but the effects of the global warming on polar bears inahbaited the Russian Volkes of the Nordic orgin as Confucious sucks on his opuim whie travelling the Silk ROad all the way as a Hitchiker of the Galaxy riding such valkyries of Mendel where he was refered to as the father of genetics or someshout of the sceincy scent of Hamlet as Freud theorizes the Oedipus complex demonstrated but many essays of the Cartels proved him false. That slimy bearded-hideous Autrian as he smoked his cheap pipe while the War was going on influencing millions of americans to be susceptible to propaganda from the capitalists where I cowered in fear as the

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:43:02 2017 No.10114817 >>10114806 seems like the one that keeps getting re-uploaded is just how it was before the first time it got jets'd last night

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:45:19 2017 No.10114820 File: 131 KB, 1512x1052, 1479937216298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hello why is this happening

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:46:58 2017 No.10114824 >>10114820 read the thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:47:20 2017 No.10114825 >>10114820 If you just want to read it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DHCwztnHnvnSpi1zqvfM17nPq-tFPV-5tkmUDoc2PZE/mobilebasic?pli=1

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:49:24 2017 No.10114835 >>10111904 Post this on /his/ and you'll get the adventures of Charles II and many historical memes (>"H" "R" "E", WE, et al)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 12:50:39 2017 No.10114842 File: 264 KB, 720x540, 1506749790820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10114835 i wish /his/ would get jets'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 13:06:03 2017 No.10114885 very /lit/esque

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 13:29:35 2017 No.10114977 >>10114825 Its missing part of Game over Racists, like two whole paragraphs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 13:33:15 2017 No.10114983 >>10114977 I'll try adding that back in

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 13:34:22 2017 No.10114987 >>10114983 >>10113085

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 13:52:10 2017 No.10115048 >>10114987 All right it should be good now

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 13:55:38 2017 No.10115055

Don't forget to save your ow writing in your own docs on the off chance it gets deleted.

we'll be releasing a new edited doc soon, being a cleaned up version of the story as it was at 8 a.m. EST this morning. You can paste your text in there where it is supposed to be when it goes up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 13:56:10 2017 No.10115060 File: 88 KB, 700x523, 1498334728787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10115048 thanks mang

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 13:56:59 2017 No.10115064 >>10115055 Are we still aiming for 400 pages?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 13:58:20 2017 No.10115069 >>10115064 i don't think we should desu, it will make printing copies more expensive

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 13:59:57 2017 No.10115071 >>10115069 What's it at now, 200? Solid 250, guy, should be our goal, I would say

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 14:02:02 2017 No.10115080 >>10115071 Yeah, but we still don't know how much editor anon got out of 180 pages we had so far.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 14:06:51 2017 No.10115090 >>10115080 We can start another doc, that way people can still contribute, but the stuff already edited is left untouched

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 14:08:51 2017 No.10115094 >>10114825 >disregarded all content suggestions by anons in the "Undeadications (aka Thanatoid membership admittances)"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 14:08:56 2017 No.10115095 Also, somebody should start new OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 14:12:55 2017 No.10115108 >>10115094 I tried my best to fix that version, but apparently the editor made a fresh copy and is editing that on his own instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 14:13:37 2017 No.10115110 >>10115095 We'll just have to hope someone will draw the sword from the stone and show himself worthy of the task.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 14:16:03 2017 No.10115119 >>10115110 i was going to wait until i had gotten the new edited doc up. unless you guys want a new one up sooner than later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 14:17:06 2017 No.10115120 >>10115080 i certainly didn't make it 70 pages longer. we're gonna shoot for 400, but if we don't get there it's no big deal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 14:18:04 2017 No.10115121 >>10115119 I was just doing the old rant about people who think "somebody" should do things they could have done themselves. You're probably right; the link to the editable copy should be the op.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 14:25:58 2017 No.10115141 >>10115120 I mean out of 180 pages you'd probably get ~100 of something publishable. That's an optimistic version. So to get 250 pages of decent we'd need to get 400 pages of memetry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 15:04:56 2017 No.10115246 >>10115121 there's already one up my guys

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 16:14:11 2017 No.10115469

>>10115141
>I mean out of 180 pages you'd probably get ~100 of something publishable
you are new to this aren't you
editor is mostly adding little things to smooth out transitions between anons' writing, not removing very much
we aren't going to get Random House to publish it, it will be self-published the way Hypersphere was

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 16:37:26 2017 No.10115539

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 16:53:54 2017 No.10115595 >>10115539 woah

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 18:15:56 2017 No.10115863 NEW THREAD >>10115852 NEW THREAD >>10115852 NEW THREAD >>10115852 NEW THREAD >>10115852 NEW THREAD >>10115852 NEW THREAD >>10115852

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 18:25:32 2017 No.10115889 >>10115863 ACTUAL new thread: >>10115008

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 21:21:31 2017 No.10116489 >>10113704 Encyclopedic novel

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