this guy

[Anonymous No.10103158]

>Be me
>Get dragged to Black Bear (hipster bar in Brooklyn) by girlfriend
>It's the Norwegian Literary Festival
>Bunch of manbuns and knit caps crammed into a hot barroom with some blond chick on stage recounting the time she was date-raped in pretentious post-modern fashion
>Notice a tall, homeless-looking guy in a sport coat, drinking beer in a corner
>Blond lady finishes; announcer guy says there's a five minute break between speakers
>DJ cues up Jackson Five: "Blame It On The Boogie"
>Immediately homeless dude starts dancing in hilarious disco fashion - is REALLY good. Like five points below Travolta good
>Dance circle forms around homeless guy; crowd is clapping and chanting "KARL OVE, KARL OVE..."
>Am looking around room, wondering if I've entered David Lynch film
>Four minutes later homeless guy gets on stage and reads a five minute story about chewing gum
>Go home with girlfriend. We don't have sex.
>Year later, read "Autumn." Very good. Homeless guy is multi-talented. 7/10 writer; 9/10 dancer.

[Anonymous No.10103168]

>>10103158
I believe it

[Anonymous No.10103184]

>>10103168
if he didn't write about it, it didn't happen

[Anonymous No.10103187]

How Pynchonian

[Anonymous No.10103205]

>>10103158
Good

[Anonymous No.10103213]

quite knausgårdesque

[Anonymous No.10103215]

I am happy with this thread

[Anonymous No.10103227]

han her blei knausa

[Anonymous No.10103228]

>>10103213
knausgårdesque has actually become a household word in norway

[Anonymous No.10103241]

>>10103158
fæn ta norge desu

[Anonymous No.10104937]

>>10103158
This guy, in my country he is everything.

[Anonymous No.10105006]

>>10103158
Wholesome

[Anonymous No.10105064]

>>10103158
Pretty damn good for a greentext.

[Anonymous No.10105100]

>>10103158
After putting on a Jackson Five soundtrack your 9/10 greentext became 10/10.