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10085752 No.10085752 [Reply] [Original]

You're sitting in your 6th grade class when this guy says "anon, I've had it with your stubbornness!" and breaks out his ruler
What do?

>> No.10085784

>>10085752
"Please don't hit me. I want to be your friend. Let's go see a movie together."

>> No.10085821

>>10085752
Grab the ruler and scream "A ruler has a fist when clenched by a child"

>> No.10085885

>>10085752
Let Witty beat me. He only does it because he wants me to learn.

>> No.10085892

Bend over, bare my ass, and force him to confront his repressed homosexuality.

>> No.10085901

>>10085892
>Wittgenstein
>repressed

Pick uno

>> No.10085914

Tell him that I don't hate him for this, or for the way he is, and that he is special beyond belief.