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The Republic
Or:
>Thrasymachus Got Beat The Fuck Down.

>> No.10075092

>>10075083
The Road
Or:
>Everything Is Terrible Until You Die: There's No God and We Are His Prophets

>> No.10075096

>>10075083
Blood Meridian
Or:
>Yep We're Going To Kill That Too: Praying For The Protagonists Death

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>>10075083
Or:
>Check Out My Photo Album Of Dead Slopes: No More Sucky-Sucky For You

>> No.10075111

>>10075083
Ebin!

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>>10075083
Or:
>Nobody Else Did Anything: JSOC Carries Iraq and Afghanistan On Its Back

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>>10075083
Or:
>Swords And Arrows?:Read This Agonizing Description Of A Forest First

>> No.10075153

>>10075083
Crime And Punishment
Or:
>Raskolnikov Was A Lazy Bitch

>> No.10075156

>>10075083

Infinite Jest, Or, The Modern Gravity's Rainbow

>> No.10075159

>>10075083
If on a winter's night a traveler
Or;
>Requiem for a Manic Pixie Dream Narrator

>> No.10075161

>>10075083
One Soldiers War by Arkady Babchenko
Or:
>Chechnya Is A Place Where All The Nightmares Live by Genocider Mc-Loves-War

>> No.10075169

Hamlet
Or;
>How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Imitate Christ

>> No.10075171

>>10075083
Heart Of Darkness
Or:
>Faffing About In A Boat Trying To Find A Grumpy Kraut

>> No.10075176

>>10075169
It worked didn't it.....oh wait it for sure didn't fucking work

>> No.10075185

>>10075083
Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Or;
>Moby-Dick (Abridged)

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>>10075176
wat

>> No.10075188

>>10075185
Kek

>> No.10075197

>Twilight of the Idols
or
How to Philosophize with a Hammer xDDD

>> No.10075198

>>10075083
Typhoon
Or:
>Chinese Lives Don't Matter

>> No.10075215

>>10075083
Animorphs (any one)
Or
>You're A Useless Child Unless You Can Turn Into A Bug Or Some Shit

>> No.10075220

>>10075083
IT by Stephen King
Or
>Hope You Like Kids Fucking

>> No.10075228

The Stand
Or:
>Here's A 1200+ Page Tribute To Stephen King Getting Fucked Up

>> No.10075256

Lord Jim
Or:
>Dude Needs To Chill

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Philosophical Investigations
>This Game is Stupid, I Don't Wanna Play Anymore

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Or

How to root for a pedophile

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Or

Mid-life Crisis: parisian hippie edition.

>> No.10075962

>>10075092
>>10075096

Suttree
Or:
>Oh Right That Dude Fucks Melons.

>> No.10075969

>>10075962
Suttree
Or:
>How To Be A Southern Vagrant And Befriend Your Local Retarded Melon Fucker

>> No.10075981

>>10075185
>>10075169

kek

>> No.10076019

>>10075083
Leviathan
or
>Shut the fuck up and obey the king.

>> No.10076904

>>10075083
Symposium
Or:
>What is Love ?: a discussion among gay friends

>> No.10077425

>>10075083
The Old Man and The Sea
Or
Baseball, Fish and Death Among Vaguely Homoerotic Cubans

>> No.10077434

>>10075083
The Demon in the Freezer, or: the Iranians will probably kill us all with smallpox one day

>> No.10077460

Underworld
or
Dude Garbage Lmao

>> No.10077475

>>10075083
New yorker already did this and did it better you lose /lit/

>> No.10077542

>>10075197
jej

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>>10075083
The Great Gatsby
Or:
> The Sorrows of Young Werther but in USA so everyone is dick

>> No.10078692

wew this thread sure is funny lads, top tier comedy please do go on

>> No.10078769

>>10075083
Notes from Underground
Or
> tfw too intelligent

>> No.10078856

The Myth of Sisyphus
Or
>Still Pushin' That Rock

>> No.10079087

moby dick
or
the whale

>> No.10079125

Your mother

>> No.10079257

>>10079087
this one actually got me

>> No.10079303

>>10075228
Fuck this is too real. I'm a few hundred pages in and all of my wat.

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>> No.10080539

>>10076904
What is love?: baby, do not hurt me, do not hurt me, anymore.

>> No.10080817

>>10075156
Gravity's Rainbow: Reads>>10075159
Catch 22 once

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>>10075083
Or:
>Business, Cocaine, Sex, and Murder

>> No.10080852

>>10080825
>Business, Cocaine, Sex, and Murder
I'd buy any album named that.

>> No.10081347

>>10075215
The Stranger
Or
>Did He Fire Six Shots? Or Only Five?

>> No.10081482

>No Country For Old Men
or
>Any Average Tuesday In Mexico

>Heart Of Darkness
or
>Black People Are Mysterious And Savage, And Easily Scared By Loud Noises

>The Hobbit
or
>Dwarves Are Stubborn Jerks: A Memoir Of An Unpleasant Trip To Fantasy Scotland

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>let's leave all our kids to die on earth lol, also the minute a man assumes a position of power it's because of the patriarchy

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> let's break the fourth wall for lolz and write half the book in made-up code to put readers out of the story