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After shitting, I look down and see corn.
I have not eaten corn in months.

>> No.10029634

>>10029615
Bugs.. easy on the 357 huh huh huh huh huh

sign says Fudd Season doc nibble nibble

>> No.10030058
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>> No.10030279

>>10030058
eternal best

>> No.10030955

I discovered a cave.
I named it after myself, only to get lost there forever.

>> No.10031016

I have never had sex. Yet my girlfriend is standing at the door with a child.

>> No.10032155

>>10029615
I am my own enemy. My life is No Man's land.

>> No.10032169

>>10029615
>responsible_gun_owner.jpg

>> No.10032314

The doors and the windows are shut.

The cat wants to get out.

>> No.10032988

>>10029615
Oh man, I sure wouldn't mind someone to talk to!
*main character rapidly looks over to the phone on the nightstand on his right*
*the phone doesn't ring*
*main character returns to his original position*
Oh man, I sure wouldn't mind someone to talk to!
*repeat*

>> No.10033014

>>10029615
Cock in hand. The end of my night has just begun.

>> No.10033075

>>10030058
That's pretty funny

>> No.10033135

There was a bunny with a gun.
He ate the farmer's carrots whenever he pleased and had seven litters of children.

>> No.10033141

Baby with shoes on. For sale.

>> No.10033144

Thumper! No, please, don't!

>> No.10033350

The stories were bad. Because they were all arbitrarily broken into two pieces to tell a cheap joke with little effort.

>> No.10033374

>>10029615
bugs... stop shitting in the cornfield

>> No.10033503

>>10030058
how is babby formed era of the internet

>> No.10033523

My therapist gave me a prescription for cyanide.
I'm not about to become a tool, so I do yoga with demons

>> No.10033725

>>10030955
man cave?

>> No.10033844

>>10029615
For sale: unworn baby shoes. We bought the wrong size.

>> No.10034073

>>10033844
>For sale: unworn baby shoes. Also selling a collection of women's clothes.

>> No.10034148

>>10033725
Kind of tried going for a metaphor for getting lost in your own world, so yeah, in a way.

>> No.10035183

There was a knock on the door. It was weird for a space station airlock especially as we were all inside.

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>>10029615

Next level shitpost. Congrats.

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10035285

It was the best of times. It was the wurst of times.

>> No.10035313

They were killing that poor dog. I closed the tab.

>> No.10035347

Ants ate the skin on his head.
When he wakes up he has a surprise lol.

>> No.10035348

Firstly she said no
Then my heart said no more

>> No.10035359

Went out like a malakas and spent eighty euros. I'd rather buy a videogame, a voltage tester and a hooker my age.