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Previous Thread: >>5302969

Goal: Write a postmodern book and publish it as a collective effort
http://www.litwritesabook.com/

>> No.5313244

>>5313217
Can't write jack shit until you fix it.

>> No.5313246

>these are the people suggesting books to you

>> No.5313247

>>5313244
i am not joseph stallion, we can still continue chapters 6 and 7 while we are waiting for him to fix chapter 8 though

>> No.5313253

>>5313244
Deal with it faggot, Chapter 8 is kill.
Emperor #% will never return.

>> No.5313260

>>5313217
That picure is very accurate.

Chapter 6 and 7 are making good progress.

>> No.5313291

Chapter 8 is back be very very quiet also go to file download as to save a copy just in case

>> No.5313317
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>> No.5313352

>>5313291
shrew

>> No.5313359

>>5313352
at least we have a backup this time

>> No.5313381

he replaced every letter E with fart

>> No.5313397

>>5313381
i noticed that on chapter 3.

>> No.5313399

>>5313359
Doesn't backing up the file defeat the purpose of the act

>> No.5313402

>>5313399
no

>> No.5313403

>>5313402
i guess it was a stupid question

>> No.5313441

>>5313317
wonderful

>> No.5313444

>>5313317
>>5313441
If we make a cover it should also be a collaboration.

>> No.5313475

Chapter 8 is incredible.

>> No.5313490

>>5313444
Well feel free to add whatever you want to that cover.

>> No.5313503

>>5313217
I'm about to erase all of it.

>> No.5313512

>>5313503
noooooooOOOooo do not do the thing

>> No.5313516

>>5313503
no dude pls dont listen lets talk about this pls this book i you benis in bagina

>> No.5313520

>>5313512
>>5313516
goodbye chapter 1

>> No.5313526

>>5313475
Yes, it is very strong so far.

>> No.5313527

Here's a backup of chapter 8 i have to go now so use this if it gets deleted again

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1THBzsKzKQu5xqRz2ZAl6bli10fcKzD7-waDHeOZ_m5I/edit?usp=sharing

>> No.5313528

>>5313520
>goodbye chapter 1
>implying chapter 1 is not already a PDF

eat a turd, we lol at your farty efforts.

>> No.5313539

CHAP 8 iS AMAZING

IF THIS GETS PUBLISHED I AM GOING TO SO BUY THIS

>> No.5313541

We need to do some more chapters where we play around with the format because Chapter 8 is by far the best chapter yet

>> No.5313543

>>5313541
if you build it
they will come

>> No.5313556

Chapter 8 is kill

>> No.5313582

>chapter 8

>> No.5313585

>>5313217
chapter 8 quickly went to shit lol

>> No.5313588

Chapter one is full of niggers

>> No.5313589

>>5313585
the proper version is at >>5313527
just copy and paste it when someone deletes it

>> No.5313607

have all the chapters so far been saved?

>> No.5313622

>>5313607
google docs automatically saves them and i have chapters 1, 2 & 8 saved on my hard drive

>> No.5313636

>>5313607
>>5313589
>>5313622
being this tryhard

>> No.5313645

>>5313636
>anyone who doesn't want to spam /tv/ memes with me is a tryhard

>> No.5313655

>>5313645
Well. We're all for spamming /tv/ memes but ruining other people's work is for trifling niggers.

>> No.5313672

>>5313655

no way dude replacing random words with memes is hilarious!

>> No.5313679

>>5313645
better that the tripe that was going on before

>> No.5313681

(>”)> (>”)> ^(*-*)^ <(“<) <(“<) (>”)^ ^(*_*)> 8==D <(&_&)^ <(-_-)> (>**)/ \(**<) ^(*-*)^ (>”)>(,,**)> ^(~.~)> WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB <(“<) <(+-+)^ ^[*-*]>

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>>5313317
>>5313317
My second attempt.

>> No.5313722

help

>> No.5313732

>writing with 4chan
>50% chance the person writing next to you will fuck up your shit

as expected

>> No.5313741

>>5313732
bullshit. we're getting spammed from other places you retard. they're jealous of our literary prowess and brotherly love.

>> No.5313743

>>5313741
this we were doing pretty well until the german imageboard decided to ruse us

>> No.5313751

>>5313741
so with all this spam do we....move to another location?

>> No.5313757

>>5313751
Joseph Stallion(OP) has tried a few things but nothing has stuck yet. There are some hours where the spammers fuck off. It's a game of both skill and luck.

>> No.5313805

>>5313217
O fug someone made it all kill

>> No.5313925

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.5313975

>>5313925
fick dich zurück zum krautkanal

>> No.5313985

OP maybe think about IP banning people

Or using forking etherpad if your code wizardry is good enough

https://github.com/ether/etherpad-lite

>> No.5314041

http://www.bwritesabook.com/

>> No.5314101
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5314101

I want to finish the masterpiece. I can't tell you how fun it is when things go right.

>> No.5314109

Started from the greeks now my whole board fucking here

>> No.5314118

>>5314109
enjoy your spam. you mongols have no brains.

>> No.5314225

>>5314101
People who just spam generally are just people who aren't confident enough to have fun actually participating.

>> No.5314247

>>5314225
I've contributed. I've had fun contributing. That being said, I enjoy spamming when it's already turned to shit. Loosen up.

>> No.5314250

>>5314247
>when it's already turned to shit
I'm not talking about that, numbnuts.
I'm talking about the people who delete all the progress and spam overtop of actual work.

>> No.5314253

>>5314247
I'd rather not encourage it.

>> No.5314278

Is every chapter ruined now?

Can someone post archived versions (preferably PDF)?

>> No.5314280

Was chapter 6 saved?

>> No.5314294

>>5314278
>>5314280
They're all saved, it's Google Docs

>> No.5314307

>>5314294
Where can they be accessed then?

>> No.5314308

>>5314294
how do we access old version

>> No.5314309

>>5314294
Then why doesn't the mod fucking revert the vandalism

>> No.5314320

>>5314309
there are mods?

>> No.5314333

>>5314320
The only other mod was among the worst of the spammers.

>> No.5314366

What do you guys think of the new chapter 5?

>> No.5314374

>>5314366
not canon. get lost, kid.

>> No.5314380

>>5314374
>Doesn't even check my dubs

Rude.
u
d
e
.

>> No.5314383

>>5314309
>reverting vandalism while the vandal is still there

>> No.5314479

http://scaruffi.com/poetry.html

>> No.5314513

Here are the PDFs of chapters 1-6. I don't think 6 is done yet, but it's there anyway.

https://mega.co.nz/#F!b5JSQAaD!4VV1Z5QqBoogdx2M9phQ0A

>> No.5314568

>>5314513
Ah, too bad the bits after that didn't make the cut. I quite liked them.

>> No.5314570

>backups were from before I wrote all my passages

i kek'd

>> No.5314599

>>5314568
I'm not Stallion, I just saved those from the versions that were up around 30 minutes ago. You can look through the version history and restore your stuff if you want.

>> No.5314610

>>5314599
i don't think we anons have the privilege to do so

>> No.5314613

>>5314599
Nice dubs. It's not my stuff, it was just two autists arguing, and like the fella' just said, we can't.

>> No.5314617

All my John Hammond quotes. Gone.

>> No.5314639

chapter 3 is full of farts

>> No.5314647

>>5314639
Joyce had a scat fetish, why can't we

>> No.5314657

>>5314647
it's more of a spam fetish

>> No.5314795

chapter nu-8, section 2.3 brings a tear to my eye every time.

>> No.5314839

>>5314795
looks like shit spam

>> No.5315016

did somebody save chapter 8 before they deleted it?

>> No.5315031

This is so bizarre, they deleted chapter 8 and wrote their own bullshit.
And now they're whining if somebody deletes their spam.

>> No.5315055

this is never going to work unless there is a master admin and some banning

>> No.5315060

BAN ALL OF GERMANY

>> No.5315064

> every 5 seconds is ctrl-a del

Never change, /lit/.

>> No.5315074

>>5315064
It's not /lit/ you dumb faggot.

>> No.5315078

>>5315074
Yes it is.

>> No.5315084

>>5315078
yeah, nah, you're a faggot.

>> No.5315097

>>5315084

Yeah, nah. No one else gives a shit about this failure but /lit/

>> No.5315106

/pol/ is spamming.
Thanls /pol/

>> No.5315118

>>5315097
A number of people are very invested in ruining the experience and you're giving your time too. Stop being a retarded faggot for once in your life and make some basic observations.

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>>5315118
lol

>MUH BOOK BOO HOO OH GAWD MUH BOOK
>YOU SO MEANNY
>YOU SO MEEAN
>STOP STOP STOP
>yfw

>> No.5315139

>>5315124
This really is /b/, isn't it.

>> No.5315146

>>5315124
You're not mean. You're stupid.
The book is important to me. Deal with it.

>> No.5315148

>>5315016
https://mega.co.nz/#F!b5JSQAaD!4VV1Z5QqBoogdx2M9phQ0A

It's called "Literaryfailure.pdf"

>> No.5315155

>>5315139
yup
le
epic
raid
le9gag

>> No.5315159

>>5315139
No, I'm /lit/ selectively. It's just stupid how you people are whining like the government just took your baby away.

You really thought it was a bright idea to let just anyone do this?

You deserve what you got, shut the fuck up, and have someone monitor it. Goddamn.

>> No.5315164

>>5315148
ad-hoc

>> No.5315165

>>5315146
The only one needing to deal is you.

>> No.5315168

>>5315159
You really are retarded then.

>> No.5315170

>>5315159
>stop complaining
you first. it will be your last post in this thread. good riddance.

>> No.5315173

>>5315159
Why are you getting so worked up over this?

>> No.5315175

>>5315170
>>5315168
the amount of butthurt is so beautiful

this is what you get for expecting 4chan to be able to work productively.

>> No.5315180

>>5315173
Worked up?
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

It's fucking hilarious that you people were stupid enough to give free reign over who could participate.

>> No.5315183

>>5315175
It's people like you that make this place such a shithole.

Congrats on being an asshole, now fuck off

>inb4 "lel I le epik trolled you! Buttmangled xD"

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5315189

>>5315183

>> No.5315193

>>5315180
>crying and laughing
no you're not. you're sitting calmly and typing. just like I am. you just don't know what's going on because all progress will be reverted and the great work will continue.

>> No.5315195

>>5315189
And there it is.

>> No.5315217

>>5315175
>>5315180
Ebin troles can't actually be this delusional, right?
This is all part of the ruse.

>> No.5315233

>>5315189
>funnydumbfuck.jpg

Look how his mediocrity spills over into every aspect of his life.

>> No.5315240

>>5315233
>mediocrity
>meanwhile
>cries about a book on /lit/ that him and his internet buddies cant finish between masturbating to traps
>top kek

>> No.5315257

>>5315240
Guys, perhaps we made the book too complicated for general audiences.

>> No.5315258

>>5315240
Who are you quoting? : ^ )

>> No.5315266

>>5315217
I think it's just because they're used to doing this shit to normies and little kids, people who actually get mad.

So they get it in their head that anyone they "troll" (quotations because sincere usage of that word bothers me) gets actually upset.

But most people on /lit/ don't really give a shit. It's just sort of embarrassing for the spammer.

Thats my guess anyways.

>> No.5315280

>>5315257
My God. We're going to have to do SparkNotes™.

>> No.5315295

>>5315280
>>5315257
>they actually believe there is anything behind pointless babble

sure kid

>> No.5315303

>>5315295
>pointless babble

Better work on that reading comprehension, kid.

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5315304

>>5315295
say that to my face fucker not online see what happens

>> No.5315325

>>5315304
>joyce

You'll get someone else to beat me up?

top kek

>> No.5315336

>>5315325

Keep it up with these canned responses. I want to see them all.

>> No.5315344

>>5315336
Too bad no one will see your book
;D

>> No.5315371

>>5315325
>Doesn't know Finnegans Wake
>Falling for pasta
>On /lit/

I think I'm going to go to sleep now

>> No.5315383

>>5315371
so in the end I win anyways?

>> No.5315387

>>5315383
Yeah buddy, you've won.

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>>5315383
Yup.

>> No.5315399

>>5315398
Honestly, I would like to dedicate this award to everyone working on this project.

I mean, your book does start out with drinking cum.

So I mean, you faggots pretty much deserve something as queer as this.

>> No.5315407

>>5315383
I was the one you were arguing with you dumb turd. I won because I get to continue working on this wonderful book with resolute anons.

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>>5315399

>> No.5315430

>>5315407
I was the one who you were arguing with you dumb tard.

>> No.5315441

>>5315430
no i spawtacus

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>> No.5315488
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5315488

He's back.

>> No.5315495

i spent like 10 minutes writing a story to have some shit select-all it and delete it.

>> No.5315496

>>5315488
I did alot on Chapters 3, 4 and 5 where are we now?

>> No.5315500

>>5315495
it's all fixed

>> No.5315568

do you need more mods stallion? where do i email

>> No.5315572

148 pages. Big ones too. If we were to print this in a paperback we could squeeze maybe 300 out of it. Not bad, not bad at all.

>> No.5315574

>>5315568
You can send him your email address to josephjstallion@gmail.com so he can add you to the mod list

>> No.5315576

>>5315574
the email of my google account, right? that's what this shit seems to be using

>> No.5315601

>>5315576
yeah
a fake one may do as well. just for logging in as mod that's all

>> No.5315620

>>5313217
/lit/

how do I participate?

>> No.5315631

>>5315620
Read the previous chapters first before you dive in

>> No.5315638

I have, but can I just start writing without getting banned from it or some shit?

>> No.5315640

>>5315638
yes
pretty much anything goes
minor editing of other peoples' stuff if you want, just don't delete everything

>> No.5315647

>>5315640
Yeah, saw a lot of that going on earlier which is why I wanted to ask first instead of jumping in.

>> No.5315650

>>5315640
And if you're going to make a minor edit, have taste. Fix a mistake or rewrite a sentence to keep the original meaning but maybe be more fun.

Don't change shit into swear words or whatever.

>> No.5315675

this is THE bee chapter

>> No.5315680

>>5315675
I hope you know that I'm going to cut and paste the bee chapter into chapter 9

Just putting that out there

>> No.5315694

Because I don't feel like reading past the second chapter do to autism

what is a synopsis of what is going on so far?

>> No.5315698

>>5315694
bees

>> No.5315701

>>5315694
Just add your stuff, brah. Even our greatest loremaster cannot explain the intricacies going on here.

>> No.5315704

>>5315694
chap8 is actually about totalitarianism in a tundra

>> No.5315793

I know everybody has hot wet boners over Chapter 8 but Chapter 7 needs some talent.

>> No.5315815

http://www.reddit.com/r/writing/comments/2e1g5j/4chans_literature_board_is_collectively_writing_a/

le reddit army inbound

>> No.5315830

>>5315815
>those back-handed compliments
damn those shelbyville kids

>> No.5315850

>>5315830
The first chapter is kind of shit compared to some gems in the rest of it, and of course nobody would want to read past the first chapters

>> No.5315858

>>5315850
>nobody would want to read past the first chapters
We will not hold a discourse because surely we will not understand one another.

>> No.5315875

>>5315858
chapter 1 is decently absurd/funny on the first read. You can't overanalyze absurdism can you

>> No.5315951

>>5315875
Come on, I showed Dakota to my mate and we both started laughing
This book is beautiful

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5315952

>>5315875
>absurdism
Surely we will not understand one another.

>> No.5316011

I'm making a personal edit made only of the parts I like (I also reformatted a little)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qGCQOxJUc2px2XcwrUiXyK59n5ELCjjFV1_GUZBZukU/edit#

>> No.5316028

>>5316011
Listen, John. I am upset with the very concept of what you are doing.

>> No.5316036

>>5316028
That has nothing to do with me. And my name isn't John.

>> No.5316149

>>5316036
Classic John.

>> No.5316555

I can;t believe I'm reading this and I an't believe I am planning on adding to it.

>> No.5316707

>>5315830
>shelbyville

laughingguyinfrontofcomputer.jpg

>> No.5317436

"Hopefully nobody notices me writing nonsensical wank. If you did notice then stop immediately. The lizard people don’t want you to read this and by all means, it is probably better if you don’t."

I think this is my favourite quote from the whole thing

>> No.5317455

We're going to have to finish this up soon. I think we have enough pages already for a respectable debut novel.

>> No.5317509

>>5317455
This complete and utter shit needs heavy editing.

>> No.5317528

Is there actually continuity in this book? I've written a lot of random shit in my spare time that I'd like to put in this but if you guys are actually holding this story to some standard i won't do it.

>> No.5317557

Joe Rogan should be a main character.

>> No.5317591

>>5317528
There is some continuity, recurring characters etc. There are also a lot of framing devices that sort-of explain any random nonsense. Some believe the entire text is a retelling of a DMT trip by Kramer (from Seinfeld). Some chapters suggest that the author is an (or several) anonymous poster on some strange internet discussion board.

>> No.5317593

>>5315694
Hi, I'm Michael bay. I'd like to inform you all that skeletons are, in fact, not real. Thank you. I'm Michael bay

>> No.5317606

>>5317591
And somehow Harry B. is concious of the story he is living in.

>> No.5317607

Is this not like the 6th time this has been attempted

>> No.5317612

>>5317455
We were aiming to surpass the length of Infinite Jest. We're at about 10% now.

>> No.5317613

>>5317607
Something something increasingly efficient

>> No.5317645

why can't I edit u bastards

>> No.5317704

>>5317612

between all the trolling and the chan-ish stamina of the people writing this I can confirm we are about to burn out in a day or two. it should just be ended while it's still fresh

>> No.5317876

>>5317645
You may have a conflict with noscript (I had to turn mine off) or you're trying to edit an old chapter that is suggestions only.

>>5317704
burnout is difficult to predict. I've seen some absolute shit chapters turned into gold in a matter of minutes.

>> No.5317911

Are people deleting whole chapters. Just saw Chapt 7 is gone. It actually looked pretty good yesterday and now it's gone.

>> No.5317950

>>5317911
It's all saved in the goog.

>> No.5318003

>>5317911
What the hell happened to all the chapters?

>> No.5318009

is the goody man the god of this book?

>> No.5318010

>>5317950
When can we edit?

>> No.5318013

I like how chapter 8 is looking

>> No.5318023

>>5318003
baleted. when joseph stallion's not around we're subject to unending invasion. Personally, I do not write when the stallion is afk.
>>5318010
you can edit at any time. it's likely you have an add-on that is conflicting with google docs.

>> No.5318059

>>5318023
thanks

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Now a Major Motion Picture.

>> No.5318172

we need to start a new chapter, this is done

>> No.5318216

>>5318172
tue dat

>> No.5319275

>>5318172
Work on six. Six a shit.

>> No.5319299

>>5319275
Six is the best chapter.

>> No.5319332

Too often characters or the narrator or whatever say it's all gibberish or it doesn't make sense.

Act like something's there, like DFW did.

>> No.5319339

>Since this is a 4chan thing, I put the source code of the whole site on Github.
Link to the Github page is where?

>> No.5319478

>>5319332
we might have to do this through clever editing

>> No.5319507

So it seems like you guys need to have it printed in color and not the usual black/white. Not sure which print-on-demand services are offering that ?

>> No.5319758

This is shit.

>> No.5319778

>>5319758
no, u

>> No.5320381

>>5319339
just do a github search

>> No.5320427

>>5319332
I think there are some recurrent themes, ideas and characters. The head editor should try to get as close as possible to coherence.

>> No.5320496

I'm Joseph.
Should I change Chapter 1-6 to suggestion/comment mode? I think we need to refactor the shit chapters before moving on.

>> No.5320754

This would be gud if shitposters would leave

>> No.5320756

>>5319275
It's all shit.

>> No.5321060

I just read the bits I hadn't yet, up to chapter eight, and can I say that chapter 7 is full of insane brilliance. The Coca-Cola story and the brief treatise on shivers were particularly good.

>> No.5321518

There's a surprising increase in quality in the later chapters.

I do still think we should get rid of the headers on every page.

>> No.5321557

Chapter 8 has some great stuff in it, I didn'tknow /lit/ was so creative at writing.

>> No.5321675

The anti-feminist stuff scattered around seems kinda weak.

>> No.5321886

>>5321675

People have added in stuff making fun of people trying to get in cheap jabs at "SJWs" so it looks less pathetic.

>> No.5321904

>>5321886
Yeah I noticed that, it's good.

>> No.5321988

So any updates?

>> No.5322136

>>5321988
eight has been updated, there's a short story at the end of the chapter last I checked

>> No.5322387

>>5321518
Yeah, the headers should remain constrained to one page if so. Otherwise is just pampering to people who wanted to be more in the text. There's no good reason for it to be there.

>> No.5322395

Currently reviewing/editing chapter tw0. I think it's my favourite chapter in the book. I love the part where Harold Bloom is getting all giddy with his typewriter.

>> No.5322683

Somebody's ruining the short story at the end though I guess that's the point of this whole thing.

>> No.5322710

>>5322683
>Roberto Bolano rehash
>ruined

SOMEONE TOUCHED MY STORY ABOUT DOLPHIN COCKS CALL THE COPS

>> No.5322720

>>5322710
It's not mine but I thought it was ok compared to the other things written in there. I caught one person editing it and thought he ruined it and he wasn't even funny.

And Bolano? I don't even think them similar.

>> No.5322751

When the edits and reviews are done, is there any way to insert the comments into the text?

>> No.5322754

>>5322751
We should publish an annotated version with extensive commentary and speculation

>> No.5322762

>>5322720
I guess the project has calmed down to the point where one lone anon gets ratted out for making edits. Back in my day you couldn't write a sentence without having three people working right alongside you.

>> No.5322766

>>5322762

It's the hours I think. I'm at GMT 8+ so I'm awake and there isn't any activity from Australia and the west because it's both school and a workday. Later on the traffic will become heavier and the project will get vandalised again. I think krautchan invaded the project once.

>> No.5322776

>>5322754
I'd like a "live" version which shows the text being written and edited, like a video maybe.

>> No.5322789

What happened to girls only chapter? That was my favorite.

>> No.5322794

>>5322789
Like all women in your life, it left.

>> No.5322824

>>5322794
Jokes on you they never came,

>> No.5324153

Here are the contents. If someone can paste them onto the contents page for me that would be nice.

Chapter 0ne
1.1 - Does cum eating have any long term benefits?
1.2 - Who are the lizardmen and what do they want?
1.3 - How Jessie broke the mortal plan & Other Short stories -
1.3.1 - Dakota Fanning and the Lizardmen Grooming Project
1.3.2 - Of Joyce and Jen
1.3.3 - How Anon discovered the drinking water hoax
1.4 - The origins of Anon (or how to cope with tfw no gf)
1.4.1 - Tao Lin's Mysterium Temendum
1.4.2 - Scooby Doo and the case of the missing meaning of existence, so why not just kill yourself eh?
1.5 - The Anon and his book
1.6 - Year of the Unchecked CIS Privilege
1.7 - The Day the Dawn Died and Marxists Cried
1.8 - The unlikely string of events that lead to dear Anon becoming the possessor of this very piece of literature that you see on your screen right now
1.9 - A Waifu for a Castle
1.▲ - A Totally Pertinent Story where Once Again Murakami is Shown to be "Trying".
Chaiptre un
A.1 - Julie Ebola and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Jew, Featuring THE COUNCIL
A.2 - Where the lizard things are
A.3 The Pseudomodernist and Postmodernist Musings of Several Developmentally Challenged Literature Fans, Featuring the Return of THE COUNCIL
A.3.1 - A Metafictional Interlude

>> No.5324161

>>5324153
Chapter Tw0
2.1 - A journey into the (mildy schizophrenic) mind of our hero, Anon, as well as a guest appearance from Project Exelixis
2.1.1 - Anon Tries Metafiction
2.1.2 - The Unfortunate Return of Tao Lin to the Literature Board of 4chan.org
2.1.3 - Project Exelixis Bears Fruit
2.1.4 - Nigel and The Subspacial Transmission
2.2 - The Jews and the never-before-imagined horrors of the Crypto-Lizards
2.3 - Cosmo Kramer's Money Trouble
2.4 - The Death of Sonic
2.5 - Harry's Typewriter
2.6 - The rebellion begins
2.7 - The end times
2.8 - The Boring Interlude by James Joyce
2.9 - Magilla Gorilla, Gorilla for Sale
2.9.1 - HoW cAn GoRiLlaS bE rEaL iF oUr EyEs ArEn'T rEaL?
2.9.2 - The unexpected occurs
2.9.2.1 - Intermission #23
2.9.3 - Make your own chapter!
2.9.4 -
2.9.5 - The Climax!
2.9.5.1 The 'post-orgasm'
2.9.5.2 - Fucking Hell when is this godawful chapter going to end?
2.9.5.3 - "But CYBER COP, I poop from there!",
2.9.5.4 - Just like the last chapter
2.9.5.4.1 - An Interruption
2.9.5.5 - Lel :^)
2.9.5.5.1
B.1 - 0.8.6.1 Paul Bunyan and the Mystical Carrot
B.2.1 - Excerpt 72 - For the Hardened reader
B.3 - Epi(c)logue
B.4 - The Meeting & The Expanse
B.5 - Clifford, Bloom & The Dick Measuring Contest
B.6 - In which Harry ponders the Big Questions
B.7 - Epilogue 2:Even more Epi than the last one™
B.8 - Kramer Moves To Africa
B.9 - CLIFFORD THE DAWG RETURNS 2; the next chapter
B.9.1 - In which a Feminist raises objections

>> No.5324167

>>5324161
Chapter III: No GF
3.01 - Preface to a dream
3.1 - I am never sure if it was really Bob And Dakota's Excellent Adventure
3.05
3.1.1 - In Which Harry B. Plays His Pure Mood Tape For A Mysterious Apparition
3.1.2 - In Which Harry B. and Friends Take Lunch
3.2 - The Deceptively Deceptive Yet Heartwarmingly Heartwarming Circumstantial Circumstances Through Which Bob and Dakota First Met
3.3 - Cosmo Kramer's DMT Adventure
3.31 - Anonymous Dreams
3.4 Sigmund Freud's Dick Lips Stuck in Carl Jung's Zipper, featuring The Council
3.4.1 - Post-blackened Death Metal Relaxation
3.5a - Tao Lin and Abraxas
3.5b - A Tinkle in the Tundra
3.6 - A Return To The Congo and Leopold's Ghost Delivers Stunning News
3.7 - Fucking Hell lets Discuss Magicians Again by James Joyce and Sigmund Freud
3.8 - Spiritual Healing through Sex with Virgins
3.9 - The Council Explains their roles within the narrative
3.9.1 - GODDAMN SEXUAL VAMPIRES HAVE BEEN IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER
3.10 - A return to traditional moral values (the letter from Vladdy Nab)
3.9.2 Difference and it's Own andand the Ego and Repetition better start with the Greeks Fagohot
3.94.8 - THE LAW TOOK MY DOG BUT IT WAS -MINE- TO FUCK
3.999...
3.10 -

>> No.5324173

>>5324167
CH4PTER
Extracts
Figure A.
1.2 A short history of 4chan, also known as the birthplace of memetic dialogue
4.4 - Returning to Israel
4.5 - Clinton's First Day of School
4.6 - Confused Enraged Delirium
4.6.8 In Which Adam Weishaupt Conceives of His Tea Party
4.7 Adam Weishaupt's Amazing, Fantastic Tea Party
4.8 To do
5.3 Skipping Stones
4.9 Relatively Sanitary Reproductive Rituals with David Hasselhoff, David Blaine, and David Bowie
5.o Dancing Party
4.9.5 Breaking Bad
5.1 - Thomas Pynchon Wrestled Elbert Clinton
5.2 My bottle of vodka is empty and I am too poor to afford another... I will settle for even a red bull, still too poor. I'd like some pizza, but it's too aggressive.
5.3 Tap Tap
5.3.141 Boom Tap Tap
5.3.1.6 Fly, Little Hacklemesh Weaver
5.4 Boredom
5.5 The Little Red Dress
5.6 The Tanagatze Solution, Also Starring Mrs. Keanu Reeves Jr. as the dutchess (In which Johnny turns to drugs to aid his writing)
5.6 B) Tangatze Grasp, Tangatze Grapes
5.6.3 Harold Bloom's Morning
5.6.4 John Greene's Morning
5.7 The Fault In Cigars from Alaska, by Joan of Arc Green (in collaboration with Hank Hill)
5.8 LOSS
5.8 Literary Blues
5.9 Saddest life ever but not totally wasted

>> No.5324178

>>5324173
WAFFLEHOUSE 5
5.1 The day Nietzsche was deflowered by a prostitute and got syphilis
8.1 David's Foster Child, or a modern day Of Mice and Men V.1
8.2 It was a Dark and Stormy Night
8.3 In which anon ponders the value of this book with amount of genuine knowledge and artistry being poured into it despite the outwardly inane structure and general vulgarity
8.3.1 I can't copy and paste from the original document so have to type all these subheadings out by hand and it's really boring
8.4 In which anon posts his edgy high school journal for our viewing pleasure.
9.11 Loose Change?
9.2 In light of anon's collective late night fatigue, it was deemed appropriate to outsource a portion of this chapter to a new piece of experimental software called Virtual Poet™
9.3 Meditations & Poetry
9.4 FEDORA TIPPING I: MATURITY - Lets just eat the poor people, LOL - Jonathan Shit
9.5 A personal message to you, the reader, who is also me, cringing at this as I type to make sure I did the words right :^)
9.6 do bully
9.7 Thus We Ran
9.75 This makes me moist
9.8 Cum Meridian or Swelling Redness i' da Best
9.9 So I was on my way to the house of Usher the other day or something Got Miles to go before I shit inawoods or why I haven't read Hegel
10 The First Book of M00t, called Gen-a-shit or The Ego and it's Own

>> No.5324181

>>5324178
the Chapter The Sixteth: -DELETED FOR CYBER BULLYING-
6.1 - God isn't even real, how could he be real if our eyes aren't real
8.9 The Rise of the Kikes
9.9.9 - The Groan Zone
4.9 Hitler Guderian $poole
6.9 An unexpected letter
7 - The Complete Degeneration of this Novel
7.1 Cosmo Kramer Comes Off of DMT
7.2 - Quite the wit, said the shit
7.3 A bland Poem for Hoem
7.π: Perspective on the meaning of text
7.2: Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
F.1 - The Return of Anon, Protagonist & Hero, to The Narrative
-
A Prawn in Time: A Methodical Warping of Thought
7.9 - HARRY B.: DAY 007: MEGALOPOLIS: YOUR AD HERE
2.A.6.4 A Prawn Story kill me - "ORIGINAL" FANFIC DO VANDALIS(Z)E
8.B. In Which Prawn1 attacks the Lizard Menses
8-3.5. These Goddamn Lizard Bastards Around My Neck
7.001 Very nice horrorshow nice laughter big as bomb nailed it presIdent bought his bored tigers a daring golden shower.
4.44666 The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

>> No.5324185

>>5324181
Chapter 7 is currently missing.

>> No.5324190

>>5324185
Chapter #%
Foreward by David Foster Wallace
The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra
God Emperor #%'s Incursion Into The Slavic Tundra
Judaism: Does it real?
Some of the headings should have Alt symbols in them but 4chan doesn't seem to support that.
That's all of it.

>> No.5324292

Why don't you guys use Etherpad instead of Google's botnet?

>> No.5324416
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>>5324292
>Etherpad
Why don't you shut the fuck up?

>> No.5325394

John Stamos = Uncle Jessie you braindead morons he's been in the book since chapter 1.
The special girls chapter opening was great and set it apart visually and thematically.

>> No.5325440

>>5325394
It was FUCKING GENIUS!!

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>>5325394
>>5325440
RESTORED

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CHAPTER 9 IS UP
4 U

>> No.5326034

wow, /lit/ is such a fast moving board

>> No.5326141

>>5325892
Hmm chapter 9 it is then,

>> No.5326235

>>5313217
I'm watching and I find it amazing that participants actually seem to be behaving politely and accommodating each other.

>> No.5326247

"Julie Ebola and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Jew"

I laughed really hard

>> No.5326335

Can someone write something?

>> No.5326365

halfway through chapter two. I'm laughin and masturbating!

>> No.5326367 [DELETED] 

>>5326335
Editing is turned off...

>> No.5326379

>>5326367
Not on chap. 9. Isn't anybody going to vandalize my mediocre writing?

>> No.5326384

>>5326379
I thought it was nice. Someone will ruin (or improve) it later.

>> No.5326389

>>5325892
How can I finish a paragraph in Chapter 8?

>> No.5326400

>>5326389
if editing is turned off just add it as a suggestion and i will approve it for you

>> No.5326676

>>5326400
Chap8 is not in suggesting mode

>> No.5326699

where are people

>> No.5326729

>>5326699
This project was different before chapter 8 started getting harassed, it kinda sucks now.

>> No.5326738

>>5326729
w-we can still reconcile the previous chapters? r-right?

>> No.5326744

>>5326738
*with

>> No.5326835

What does everyone think of the King Crimson monologue? should stay where it is or be moved to another chapter?

>> No.5326914

>>5326835
Hi I don't have an opinion. Someone haz an opinion pls

>> No.5327085

Can someone make some graphics to accompany with the book? Like banners, posters, wallpapers, book cover that kind of stuff.

>> No.5327350

>>5326835
I'll check it out when I get back.

>>5327085
Give us a template of dimensions and anon will massacre it with collage.

>> No.5327373

>>5313217
After this is done, are you actually going to publish it?

>> No.5327513

>>5327085
we have a few, see
>>5313217
>>5313317
>>5313684

>> No.5327763

Seeing how people interpreted my contribution was entertaining. (writer C here)

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>>5327513
Reposting from previous thread.

>> No.5327784

>>5327763
You're writer D at best.

>> No.5327817

>>5327784
I guess I'll take that as an accidental compliment.

>> No.5327821

god dammit, some faget wiped the document again

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5327838

>mfw reading this

Guys, there's a difference between post-modernism and lolsorandum xD /lit/ may-mays.

>> No.5327884

>>5327838
no there isnt 4chan.org/lit/ as a whole would be considered part of postmodernism

>> No.5327893

>>5327838
all the references to 4chan and /lit/ and 4chan memes should be cut, all the meta shit should be cut, half celebrity references should be cut.

>> No.5327908

>>5327893
no thats stupid if we cut the /lit/ memes its an incoherent mess, if we keep them there are some actual recurring themes and it at least on some level makes sense to people who dont go on /lit/

>> No.5327915

>>5327893
Wow, looks like someone doesn't care about Cultural Expression. Wuld you happen to be an autist, maychance..?

>> No.5327918

I don't really think that we should cut anything. It's far better to vandalize things until they become interesting.

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5327919

Joyce, there's a difference between modernism and lolsorandum xD irish may-mays.

all the references to Ireland should be cut, all the meta shit should be cut, half of the political references should be cut.

>> No.5327961

ok, does anybody has a save of what was ch 9 before the deletion?

>> No.5327976

>>5327838
You are welcome to contribute and make things better

>> No.5327979

>>5327961
hold on ill revert it

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>>5327085
ideas

>> No.5328077

>>5327979
thanks

>> No.5328091

>>5328064
I lel'd

>> No.5328381

>>5328077
Protip: you can access the edit history and revert things by clicking on the grey words that say "last edited 10 minutes ago" or whatever.

>> No.5328567

Is anybody gonna proofread this so we can publish it without worrying about plagiarism?

>> No.5328757

>>5328567
pretty sure this stands up as fair usage. artistic expression, etc.

>> No.5328796

>>5328567
Plagiarism doesn't count if you are deconstructing what literature is, m8

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>>5328064
This is my go

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>>5328843
Minor adjustment

>> No.5328868

>>5328864
icant

>> No.5328871

>>5328868
2deep4u

>> No.5328876

>>5328843
kek

>> No.5329088

I think we're burning out

What if we stop it at 11 chapters and cut straight to editing?

>> No.5329596

>>5329088
I concur

>> No.5329627

>>5329088
I burnt out at chapter 8. Was fun though. High highs, low lows. Truly a /lit/erary movement of its own.

>> No.5329739

>>5329088
Just pull a Kafka and never finish it

>> No.5331335

In chapter 8, there's quite a long piece that's clearly written by the same author. It's the part about the beliefs and customs of the Tundra-Slavic people.
I thought it was pretty poorly written and just outright ridiculous at first, but then I did some research and it turns out most of this shit is real... It's all based on Inuit mythology and stuff. I've been editing it for a while now and it's truly fascinating. Well done, /lit/

>> No.5331389

>>5331335
Ah, yes, the TunSlaBongs

>> No.5331414

Immediately the Tundra folk rejoice that they have been allowed to enjoy the sun for one more day and stand in awe of the “Great Arctic Bear Who Stole the Anus of the Twin-headed Solar Serpent” who appears as a vision on the disk surface of the sun and in it’s rainbow colored rays, forming the message: “Enjoy Coca-Cola™ ” .

This really is the greatest thing

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