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Why Dogs are Dogs
By Anonymous


Dogs are dogs because they have four paws. Dogs are also dogs because they have waggy tails. My dog has a waggy tail and he loves me very much. Dogs can run very very fast and they love to chase squirrels. Cats also chase squirrels, but they would rather chase birds. Dogs don't chase birds and that is why they are dogs. My dog likes to swim. Sometimes my dog gets very wet and shakes himself off in front of us. My mom gets very mad at him and calls him a bad dog. When dogs are wet they smell very bad. My dog knows a lot of tricks, he can even lay down! Dogs also are dogs because they have a big wet tongue and they breathe alot when they are hot. Finally dogs are dogs because they couldn't be anything else.