/lit/ - Literature

>>9942561
>ASOIAF
Flaying
Jk
>>three musketeers
Which part? That one with the king?

>>9942760
Don't you remember the part where D'Artagnan has to put on a dress to escape? I always wanted to be him in that scene.

>>9942561
The Bible turned me gay

>>9942848
Normally when most people hear of that, they think Toad of Toad Hall. People are still using the washerwoman disguise to escape. In fact, I think the only time I've heard the phrase washerwoman in contemporary print is when prisoners escape, which suggests we should just arrest any remaining ones.

>>9942975
>Toad of Toad Hall
I'm sorry anon, but I'm not yet at the state where I'll fap to toads and furries.

>>9943025
how did you escape the greeks?

>>9942561
it's called feminization u pleb

anyway i gotta go buy a book

>>9942561

>Everybody Poops, by Taro Gomi
Shoes

>>9943049
Fuck, that was a good book. Is there even a reason to start with the Greeks if you've read Everybody Poops?

>prisoner of azkaban
Body inflation, which turned into regular breast expansion because im not a total degenerate

>>9943071
Kek, I was wondering just how many people got that fetish from reading HP.

>>9942561
i was in grade one when i read a book about the apollo moon landing. the lurid descriptions of space suits and the possibility of explosive decompression gave me an inflation fetish.

we also had a reader with a story about a mommy rabbit whose only offspring had been caught by a snake and was slowly being crushed. that one fucked me up beyond hope of recovery.

>>9943025
you should at least read "Wind in the Willows" for the chapter called "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn". such pagan perversity that it was cut out of a few printings.

why does seemingly everyone but me ascribe sexual context to mundane things
It's not normal for a man to do this let alone a kid

>>9942561
Eh. My biggest fetish I discovered via tv and there sure as shit aren't any books with it in them, but there are a couple books that really hit the ol' kink button for me.

I used to find parts of books where characters were graphically hurt and then read those paragraphs over and over again. I used to think that it was just because I was fucked up, which is probably true, but still. Best book was Dinotopia Survive! The MC falls off a cliff, hits his head, loses his memory, wanders through a forest starving, cold and accumulating more and more wounds. The entire book is whump porn. I read it a couple dozen times for sure.

The Queen's Thief is like, 100 pages of one of my favorite fetishes, caretaking. MC get's forcibly washed, dressed, held down to have wounds tended on his wrists- I had a lot of fun reading that book.

>>9944752
Holy shit, are you my double? I feel the exact same as what you described.

I'm a Slav kid so when I was little, I mostly read communist-approved kids books. A lot of them were whump porn, with multiple characters being brutally tortured and oppressed by the bad guys. I remember one where a kid was almost killed by being broken on the wheel. They always made me feel things I couldn't explain at the time.

>>9944666
I have read it. That chapter was comfy as fuck. I think reading it as a kid is what gave me a lifelong interest in paganism and fertility deities.

gulliver's travels
"which fetish" should be obvious

>>9945043
Oh! Oh!
Oviposition!

>redwall
Guess.

>>9944712
Really now.

>>9945043
Piss?
Macro/micro?
Petplay?
Bestiality?
Dehumanization?