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9847832 No.9847832 [Reply] [Original]

Leave this board and never return if any one of these apply to you:

>you read any form of genre fiction
>you barely know your classics
>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it is justified on an artistic level
>you think everyone's opinion should be accepted and respected
>you speak a single language
>you read contemporary versions of Shakespeare or Milton
>you read for the plot
>you read for entertainment
>you rarely read nonfiction
>you don't have a solid grounding in philosophy
>you don't have at least have some understanding of the Three Tragedians and Homer
>you have little to no understanding of literature outside of your cultural horizon
>you have little to no understanding of literature within your own cultural horizon
>you mostly read contemporary literature
>you believe 'the author is dead'
>you make your literary analysis proceed from ideology
>you think intricate prose is 'pretentious' and that the author 'should just get to the point'
>your rarely read poetry
>you think Rhythm and Rhyme is just useless rules and laws restricting creativity
>you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work
>you have a hard time forming structured and relevant literary criticism
>you tend to refuse to judge works for yourself, rather relying on the opinions of literary authorities
>you rarely read for more than one or two hours straight

>> No.9847880

>>9847832
>>you rarely read for more than one or two hours straight
Fuck you got me. I'll pack my things

>> No.9847885
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9847885

LEAVE THIS BOARD AND NEVER RETURN IF YOU ARE AN UNIRONIC AUTIST WHO COPY PASTES RETARDED SPAM THREADS EVERY FUCKING DAY

>> No.9847888

>>9847832
>>you read for entertainment
u leave, literatures only purpose is aesthetic.

>> No.9847894
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9847894

>>9847832
>>you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work
This is me.

How do I fix this?

>> No.9847900

>>9847832
Thank you, self-appointed Chairman of /lit/.

>> No.9847910

>>9847900
Honestly, that should be our sticky

>> No.9847915

>>9847832
Now when I look at this portrait of Novalis, I can't help but feel he's a dodgy eyed, pussy lipped, androgynous little fuck who harbors conniving fascist desires.

>> No.9848831
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9848831

>>9847885
u mad bro?

>> No.9848852
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9848852

>>9847832
>you think Rhythm and Rhyme is just useless rules and laws restricting creativity
>is just
>is
looks like you need to get the fuck out.

>> No.9849057

>>9848852
submit this to insta @hotdudesreading

xD

>> No.9849079

>>9847832
essentially: start with the greeks?

>> No.9849139

>>9847832
>you read any form of genre fiction
>you read for entertainment
>you rarely read nonfiction
>you believe 'the author is dead'
>your rarely read poetry
Ah well.

>> No.9849198

This again?

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9849655

>>9847832

>you think Rhythm and Rhyme is just useless rules and laws restricting creativity

BUT THEY DO!!!!11!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9850758

I love you Novalis

>> No.9850787

>>9847832
So what, Milton has to leave?

>> No.9851439
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9851439

>>9847832
>>9847915
>>9850758
>There exists no daddy Schiller x twink Novalis fan fiction

>> No.9851477

>>9851439
H-hot.
Pls write it, Anon.