/lit/ - Literature

She was a ballerina
but he could only do the macarena

She was a car
His license was revoked

she was a transverse electromagnetic wave
but he was a hollow, infinitely long rectangular wave guide made out if perfectly conducting material

She was a SJW
but he was an autistic virgin.

she wanted to make a withdrawal
but he was a broken ATM

She was a book
but he was too busy shitposting on /lit/

>>9822865

She was braaaaaap
But he had his nose cut off

She was a spook
but he was Stirner

seriously....there's already a thread about her.

I've never seen a poet so popular on /lit/ in terms of threads/posts generated

>>9822975
she was a good thread
but he did it for free

She was a harcover
But he was a ham-fisted spine breaker

>>9822865
He was a skaterboi
She said see you later Boi

>>9822865
She was Starbucks barista
but he only wanted a banana

>>9822865
she was rap music
but he was a cultured white person

She was a boy
But he was her

>>9822914
god damn

she was shit
but he wasn't a street

>>9823104
she was a poo
but he was a loo

she was
but he wasn't

>>9822865
she had perky boobs
however
her cunt stank of booze

>>9822914
shit

>>9823107
can i make it anymore obvious~

>>9822865
>woman rejected by superior male
low bar for art these days.

Even normies shit on rupi

https://twitter.com/bobby/status/888972584888479744

>>9822865
Why do people call her a PoC (person of color) writer when she's an Indian living in Canada?

>>9823714
Because she's a dot Indian, not a feather Indian.

These don't actually sell?

let those who
lie awake truly
at night feel
the microbes on my lip buds

what is gone
wont
come again

>>9823722
I know that. But Indians are non-whites like Chinese people are non-whites (I.E. not discriminated against like blacks/hispanics)

>>9823004
Underrated post

She was an all-you-can-eat buffet at Golden Corral
But he was a vegan

she was a woman who didn't fart
but he was james joyce

>>9823737
I discriminate against both of these subhumans though

>>9822865
She was a tumblrfag
But he was a /pol/fag

she was a carrot
but he was bugs

>>9824000
he had trips
but bugs had dubs

>>9824008

she was american
but he had a south american passport (they live in different places)

She was technology
But he was Heidegger

She was a rich Canadian millenial of Punjabi heritage
But he was an untouchable dalit

>>9822865
she was a nate silver election model
but he was donald trump

>>9824023
she was bugs..
but he didn't go easy on the carrots

She was the idealised victim who got pumped and dumped
But he was Chad

she was katherine driscoll
but he was william stoner

;_;

She was music
be he was poointheloo

she was the impression and the soul
he was the expression and the ego

>>9822962
Easy on the farts there, Joyce.

>>9824107
he decided to let her go
even though she clearly still loved him
because reasons
and because the plot demanded it

>>9822914
kek

>>9822932
babby's
first
em

She was a girl
He was a boy

>>9822865
>She was perfection, and beauty, and, like, an amazing poet, all rolled into one - a literal goddess
>But he was too ignorant, too stupid to see the treasure in front of his eyes, how DARE HE REJECT ME- I mean - HER! REEEEEEEEE!

A passive-aggressive poem from Rupi to Chad.
Such an inspiration. Needs more awards.

>>9823737
That doesn't stop them. They know that the SJW train has no brakes. As long as they're not white, they know that can milk their "minority" status for freebies and privileges. They just need to get a teary-eyed teenage Indian girl up on a stage in front of an audience talking about how hard it is to live in a "white" country (even though she lives in a 3-story house in an upper-class Indian community and has several University scholarships lined up), and next thing you know they're making it even easier for non-white, non-English-speaking, non-civilized-cultured people to immigrate into Canada and send any money they make out to their home country.

She was a Bose-Einstein condensate
But he was room temperature

she was a box of Kleenex brand tissues with lotion amd aloe
but he was a dry nose

-John The Baptist

>>9823004
unironically higher poetry than the op poem

>>9822865
Love how those drawings are more interesting than her poem

>>9825578
Kind of looks like the drawings that Cocteau made for his books.

she was spedi
but he did non jumpe

>>9823004

/thread

>>9822942
This was my first real relationship and I made it work for three years and for those three years I lived as a normie

>>9823004
involuntarily exhaled all my weed smoke through my nose

>>9823004

HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER

She was a cult of personality
but he was classical marxism

>>9825765

this is every relationship i have been in and they were all horrible

she was a blonde
but he was a narcissistic hapa with social anxiety

THIS SUMMER

I am
the beast
I worship

>>9824158
underrated jpg

>>9825765
>>9826032
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NORMIE PIECES OF SHIT FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE

She was a mirror
But he was borges

>>9826659
she was a mirror
but he was Jaden Smith

>>9822959
underrated

>>9823737
>thinking red blooded Canadians like the Pakis flooding into their country

Come up to Alberta, you've got a thing or two to learn

Pressing enter
every few
words
a poem
does not make

>>9822914
>>9823004
very nice

>>9826026
Holy shit this guy is one cringy motherfucker.

>>9822914

>>9822876
kek

he read Schmitt
but she read Judith Butler

>>9826026
she was a well to do white woman
but he was le black science man

he was good peotry
but she was rupi kaur

>>9828157
i meant to say poetry, but i guess it works if you imagine him just being a guy from ukraine

My dong was a sandworm
Pounding in her dune

she was a beretta 950
but he was a .50 BMG

she was being darude
so i sandstormed her insides

i braaaapppeedd
she brapppeed
but then they kicked us out of Taco Bell

can anyone explain why rupi kaur is so shit

He was a Hetero white male
She was a Hetero white female
The righteous cut their heads off
All praise trasgenminoridu!

>>9828947
she's an untalented Indian or Pakistani or...actually I don't even know what the fuck she is. Is this a she, too? I dunno.

Whatever, but it's a minority and it actually puts a lot of work into writing poems, so they said fuck it and made it the next new hot thing. Hey, you know, if you actually got off your gay ass and wrote, this might have been you.

>>9828947
There is
An actual difference
Between rhythm
And line
Breaking
As you will
Also no substance to her work tbqh.4