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In jewish folklore and stories, Lilith was kicked out of the Garden of Eden for not being submissive to Adam. She didn't want to just be on the bottom during sex. Popular stories now tell that she became a demon of lust.

In replacement, God created Eve... but sadly he created her right in front of him and the process disgusted Adam. He couldn't get used to her even after she was funny made and beautiful so she was gotten rid of (Don't know if she was destroyed or sent out) so God made Adam sleep and made the new Eve in his sleep.

What are some other interesting folktales and stories?

>> No.981036

>>981015
>she was funny made
Dammit.
Meant fully made.

>> No.981058

Nothing, /v/?

>> No.981067

>>981036
The Holocaust

>> No.981093

>>981058
>/v/
DAMN MYSELF I AM TOO TIRED

>> No.981153

>>981058
it can happen even for the best, i should know.


interesting stuff, don't do much in jewish folktales

>> No.981178

oh wow that's pretty interesting

>> No.981204
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981204

We blame Eve for fucking things up.
Adam is a dick

>> No.981242

>>981153
Eh, it was worth a shot.

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981256

Yanomamo were the original /b/tards

>> No.981268

I know a couple of Jewish stories... For instance, my gramma used to say that when you're a baby in your mother's womb, you already know everything there is to know about life, the universe and everything, but before you're born, an angel comes and sucker-punches you in your little baby-face so hard you forget everything. That's why all babies are born acting like retards, and why you've got that little line between your upper lip and your nose.

>> No.981568

bump for op

>> No.981618

>>981256

Hrumph!

>> No.981630 [DELETED] 

lilith ftw

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981639

>>981268
confirmed for true story.

"I fucked that angel up real good."

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981704

ABOMINATION!

>> No.981741

>>981704
Hey Storm, I got "No Longer Human" by the way. I read it twice in two days. It is wonderful and unwholesome. Thank you. Even if it isn't wholesome, it's nourishing.

>> No.981752

i know this one jewish story where a bunch of jews got kicked out of europe so they decided to kill arabs

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>>981752
moar like jews get kicked out of europe and put into a country where Jewish/arab insurgency had been active for several years under british occupation, beat back an arab invasion because neither side is willing to compromise worth shit when the brits leave, beat back another two or so for the same reasons, and then carry on through with a lenghty insurgency despite the fact that negotiations for a equal_compromise with the PLO were offered long before and rejected by the stubborn arabs

I cry bullshit

>> No.981779

Jews didn't get kicked out, they bitched out and left after a couple million of them died.

>> No.981780

>>981774

lol yes, those silly stubborn arabs not wanting to give away their country.

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981796

>>981780
moar like not willing to accept compromise in the face of overwelming defeat

>> No.981804

Haha, I'm glad to have contributed to any amount of happiness. :)

>> No.982337

isreal has no right to exist hth

>> No.983671

Funny how this thread turned.
Lets change that.