/lit/ - Literature

>>9800113
Sex is materialism and therefore extremely gay but i would legit have sex with Witty too, OP.

Also this lad, smooth as fuck.

>>9800147
Imagining Pessoa fucking is hilarious

>>9800147
Yup.... It's more than just banal lust for me, some people just have a very special quality to them that comes directly from their personality. This is more attractive to me than any perfectly proportioned body. I can't help but be wildly attracted to it.

>>9800113
I would only have sex with Wittgenstein ironically, much to his pleasure.

>>9800138
You stole my idea

I would not have sex with a dead person

>>9800286
why not?

Anne Frank no question about it

I have said this many times and I will say it again: my ultimate fetish is to facefuck Mira Gonzalez or Savannah Brown until they cry

>>9800294
Cus ur mum isnt dead yet ahaha

would you give shakespeare head if he wrote a sonnet for you afterwards

>>9801661
But she is anon.

>>9801670
Shakespeare is a hackey cliche-artist

He'd have to suck my dick in exchange for a haiku.

>all mouths feel the same
>empty cavity above
>tongue action below

>>9801677
Did she write anything good? Post some old birthday cards.

Mommy gf V.C. Andrews

is it still gay if it's with roland barthes

asking for a friend

I'd like to facefuck this little French whore.

>>9800113

>>9800113
Why is he so charismatic, anyways? How can he pull it off while being so autistic at the same time? What is it ABOUT Witty?

Even when she got old and wrinkly she stayed pretty attractive

>>9801835
why the fake hair?

>2017
>not being volcel

>>9802033

"volcel" means "I sometimes jerk off to pictures of Skyward Sword Link on /y/ but have never been nutted in nor have I nutted in a boy or girl, I am confused yet am above sex"

aka incel

>>9802043

> Please... beffore we go on.... I want you lay a lackadaisically long poop on my dick

What the FUCK was WRONG with him!

Any Greek or Roman in their prime (Socrates @39), and Shakespeare.

>>9801855
noooooooo

i'm bi

>>9802041
>tfw you will never have sex
feels bad man

>>9800113
Loved her and her book.

when he fucks you and leaves you.

mm

>>9802174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cdk2Fs2CP0

>>9801704
If it is with you girardfag then no it is not gay.

>>9800113
I only have sex ironically.

>>9801679
Oh God, yes.

Donna Tartt

>>9801667
jew fucker
bet you'd hope the bankers she'd spawn would support your desired lifestyle, wouldn't you?

I've always had a thing for her.

>>9800113
Plath and Sexton when they were students.

>>9803136
More like Donna Tart, am I correct, gentlemen?

>no one posts the patrician Patricia

>>9800147
My nigga Nando died a virgin, truly a same desu.

>>9802041
what if i have been offered for da succ and the fucc twice and i rejected it in the most violently autistic manner possible?

>>9805063
Pessoa was likely too autistic for sex

>>9800179
that's exactly why, you just know he would be completely autistic during sex, it would just add to the charm

>>9800208
it's not even lust for me, it's just something that comes from their writing that i like so much that i suddenly feel attracted to them.
this would work if they looked ugly as fuck too

>>9801835
she was such an ayy

Haven't read Secret History though

>>9800113

>>9801855
She has a nice neck

>>9800138

WOW who is this classy lass

>>9805133

>>9802174
>>9801844
>>9805217 #
Keep dreaming, buddy. Jews may have high verbal IQs but they have very low spatial IQs because they are semites. Spatial tests determine the ability to think abstractly and is a proxy for measuring creativity. Jews are not creative or innovative, nor have they ever been.

>>9805277
those dang joos they're so uncreative they created a religion that is the foundation for western civilization

>>9805277
Yeah Jews aren't creative at all... Guess that explains all the Nobel prizes

>>9805256
my favorite philosopher

Hawkes can be my daddy

>>9800307
She's hot, but overtly slutty women are somewhat gross and equally intimidating

>>9801835
you only like her because she's about 16 in this photo

I despise her, but Anaïs Nin. I'm not even into incest but I jerked off so hard reading her recount about fucking her own father.

>>9800113
>ironic sex
>facefucking some chick so she can use a "i was merely pretending" line later

new fetish discovered

>>9805105
Secret History is good stuff, in that it's a well-told, the characters are compelling, and it's deeply rooted in everything you read when you started with the greeks.

>>9800247
Can you help me out with this. Did you mean he'd enjoy the sex or the fact that you're having sex with him ironically? He's masochist? Into hatefuck? I does not get joke. Why funny?

>>9804252
>If only she could beat me raw and bloody for an afternoon, I'd seduce a thousand woman to bring to her.

>>9805256
Elegant. Even in jeans. I'd feed her hemp and beans.

>>9805725
It sounds very good and I will make sure to read it, it's just that there's so much to read and I haven't gotten around to it yet

>>9805240
A philosopher and existantialist

>>9800113
>noone posted Rupi Kaur or John Green yet

Do you even meme???

>>9800113
But women can't write.

>>9801667
Fuck off, Mangum.

Thus busty goddess

>>9805277
>Writers you would unironically have sex with.
>Jews may have high verbal IQs but they have very low spatial IQs because they are semites.
>>>/pol/

She has a surprisingly nice pair of tits that I'd really like to suck on. She looks a lot like my own mother, but with nicer hair and way nicer tits. In fact, she's basically a more attractive version of my mother, which is great since the only thing that really held me back from fantasizing about my own mother is that she just wasn't good looking enough. Rowling really seems like the kind of woman who'd suck her teenage son's dick. I mean it.

She gets back from le ebin GIRLS NIGHT OUT XD!!! Plastered out of her mind from sipping too much shiraz or perhaps pinot grigio. Maybe she and THE GIRLS even passed around a blunt at Samantha's house. I always find it funny when Gen X women think they're being SO BAD smoking weed. Mouth full of the most expensive cheese available at Tesco and whatever crackers Georgia had to get rid of. She's cackling with laughter and sobbing as she lurches in through the front door. She has zero self-awareness when it comes to her emotions, but defends them with religious fervor.
Clumsily, she makes her way toward the living room where her son is playing video games. She sits down on his lap, suffocating him with her embrace and exhaling the stinking fumes of cheap wine right into his face. For a couple minutes, she rants about what a BITCH Leslie at the office is, before muttering the he's the only on who understands her. Briefly, she looks into his eyes, trembling all over. Then she locks her mouth with his and begins to kiss him passionately. At first he is paralyzed, but his mom is kind of hot and he'll probably never have another chance like this. He's thought about it before. He kisses back and before long she's between his legs, pawing at his penis like the cats she collects. She takes it in her mouth and sucks it like she's back in college. She's STILL GOT IT.
The next morning, she pretends not to remember anything, but blames him for the incident, finding subtle ways to punish him.

>>9806814
i didn't know brasilians could be that pointy. uma delicia.

>>9807291
tl;dr

but yes, top milf

>>9801844
LMAO look at this dude.... look at the top of his head!

>>9804252
Get away from my woman, peenlet. Oh patricia. .

Don't steal my daddy

>>9805301
cobbled together, more like. reread your religious studies mang.

I actually really want to too

I can't be the only one.

>>9808376
He looks good in that photo.

>>9803141
She is supremely cute. I think I now have a thing for her as well.

i came here just to check if she has been posted

Has anyone else ever masturbated to a character from literature or to a scene in literature?

>>9808692

the eternal "I'm dissatisfied" face

Almost any of them. I'm very lonely

Sexy man

>>9800113

>half the thread is men
I'm proud of you today, /lit/.

or Bachmann

>>9806814
pointy 60s sweater tits need a comeback

>>9809573
truly a handsome lad

>>9809616
The women of /lit/ get to have fun too

>>9802341
this man right here.

>>9809675
>women

>>9802341
>>9805130
Rimbaud is number one, would pound all night. Mishima's hot too. Also young Murakami.

>>9809689
Literature is primarily a feminine hobby, deal with it

>>9809586
Corine didn't write anything?

>>9809720
Shhh

>>9809573
>>9809661
>Chad worshippers
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

heart_eyes_emoji

>>9805277
>Jews are not creative or innovative, nor have they ever been.

Einstein had an idea that solid matter and energy were the same thing, and he was able to mathematically prove it. That's the single most creative _and_ innovative idea anyone has ever had. It fundamentally changed the world. "Keep dreaming," indeed. /pol/ is mentally retarded.

The right one

>>9809783
The right one is the left one

>>9809769
>_and_
You know your way out

>>9809789
I prefer the girl, even though she had a frightening set of teeth

>>9809802

>>9809586
google says this is a portrait of Corine Rottschäfer by photographer Paul Huf. according to wiki, she was a model and beauty queen who wrote nothing.

>>9809811
>>9809726

>>9806762
I got this joke. Its because he sings about Anne Frank in the album In the Aeroplane over the Sea.

>>9805240
Idk I always got the impression that she was a genuinely interesting, unpretentious, and intelligent person with good tastes and a decent understanding of art and literature. Idk she might not be "classy" in the traditional sense, but I do respect her as a public figure, and I imagine I would on a personal level. She probably more chill and interesting than most girls, and probably has some psychological problems, which is always super hot IMO

>>9809697
the very idea

>>9801667
get out pedo

>>9809943
Yes, I understood the joke as well. In the airplane over the sea is a good album. Very funny indeed. Cheers.

She had a thing for bad boys, I'd have been in with a good chance.