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DYKED Anonymous Mon Jul 24 10:35:17 2017 No.9799742 [Reply] [Original]

Why are 90% of female writers either lesbos or bi? I swear, every time I look one up I find they're carpet-munching muff drivers.

LESBIANS:
Sappho; Aphra Behn; Willa Cather; Radclyffe Hall; Gertrude Stein; Elizabeth Bishop; Patricia Highsmith; Amy Lowell; Sarah Kane; Sarah Waters; Alice Walker; Marie Clair-Blais; Carol Ann Duffy; Patricia Cornwell; Jeanette Winterson; Lillian Hellman; Audre Lorde; Kay Ryan…it goes on and on. One kike bitch writes under the name “Elana Dykewomon” for fuck’s sake.

BISEXUALS:
Edith Wharton; Katherine Mansfield; Colette; Virginia Woolf; Dahne Du Maurier; Marina Tsvetaeva; Simone de Beauvoir; Djuna Barnes; Hilda Doolittle; Sylvia Townsend Warner; Edna St. Vincent Millay; Carson McCullers; Iris Murdoch; Françoise Sagan; Susan Sontag

POSSIBLE BI/LEZ:
Jane Austen (never married); Louisa May Alcott (tomboy); George Sand (wore men’s clothes); Emily Bronte (tomboy, bit of an aggressive bitch)

And if a female writer is neither dyke nor bike, 99% chance she is a radical, leftwing, SJW feminazi cunt (J.K. Rowling, Maya Angelou, Arundhati Roy, Margaret Atwood)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 11:37:50 2017 No.9799927 >>9799742 they have male brains, hence their greatness

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 11:41:14 2017 No.9799937 The strive for greatness and the obsession with an art is a masculine feature.

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Anonymous Mon Jul 24 12:00:56 2017 No.9800012

>Sappho is a great poet because she is a lesbian, which gives her erotic access to the Muse. Sappho and the homosexual-tending Emily Dickinson stand alone above women poets, because poetry's mystical energies are ruled by a hierach requiring the sexual subordination of her petitioners. Women have achieved more as novelists than as poets because the social novel operates outside the ancient marriage of myth and eroticism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 12:08:18 2017 No.9800044 >>9799742 Why are 90% of the male writers either homo or bi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 13:11:26 2017 No.9800237 >>9799742 normal women write too what they write just isn't interesting though.

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Anonymous Mon Jul 24 13:12:30 2017 No.9800241

There are actually three genders: male, female, and "neither fish nor fowl". These "neither fish nor fowl" often take up "art", the creation of meaningless and over-sentimental "art" being something that many failures at everything in life are attracted to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 13:12:46 2017 No.9800244 >>9800044 Their pseudohysteria and narcissism compels them to overshare and seek attention, but homosexual males are almost never good authors. The best are very clever.

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Anonymous Mon Jul 24 15:27:57 2017 No.9800751

>>9799742
look up lavender linguistics. basically they worked out lesbians speak more jargons because they give less of a fuck about social norms than faggots but retain the higher verbal IQ of women.

lots of faggots write better than normie males or females, but not as well (hypercorrect grammar is a female trait, as are longer more complex sentences) nor as broadly (great vocabulary and registers in females) as lesbians can.

plus, lesbians need better mating calls, like faggots need extra plumage and sparkles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 18:09:51 2017 No.9801472 File: 14 KB, 347x400, gm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9799742 >Not mentioning the dykest poet of them all She is a nobel laurate, ya know

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 18:39:13 2017 No.9801592 Flannery O'Connor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 18:45:08 2017 No.9801618 >>9800244 Checked but you're wrong. Saki, wilde,Shakespeare, Mann, (ok I guess not capote), and many other ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 18:48:12 2017 No.9801631 File: 14 KB, 220x264, Lord_Byron_in_Albanian_dress.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9800044 because great men are above conventionalities like 'gender' or 'consent'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 18:50:17 2017 No.9801639 >>9799927 >>9799937 this desu...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 18:53:01 2017 No.9801652 >>9799742 >Why are 90% of female writers either lesbos or bi? Because they haven't met the right man yet. >>9801631 >because great men are above conventionalities like 'gender' or 'consent' This too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 18:54:58 2017 No.9801663 >/lit/'s still falling in love with dykes and dead rich faggots beautiful. never change

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 19:01:17 2017 No.9801697 Camille Paglia is one of the best lesbian writers. I heard that she couldn't get laid for 10 years because she hated other lesbians so much.