/lit/ - Literature

>>9739820

you've already failed by not looking at this as an opportunity to cuck a worthy rival

>>9739820
>Onitis is a genus of Scarabaeidae or scarab beetles in the superfamily Scarabaeoidea.[1][2][3]

Form a friend group dipshit.

>>9739820
This doesn't make sense

>>9739871

often the best answer is lying right under your nose

grow a mustache, op

>>9739820
fuck him instead

>you're someone she talks to, leans on and trusts
>chad eats her share of pizza, leaving only the crusts

>you always surprise her with such thoughtful gifts
>when she falls asleep, chad staples her tits

>you dream up new ways to win her true love
>she screams as chad bites the head off the dove

>you try really hard to impress her dad
>chad puts his cigarettes out in her vag

>you tell her the things that inspire you most
>chad instagrams 300 pics of her roast

>you notice her haircut, a style you can't miss!
>chad makes her wear burkas, then soaks her in piss

>you hope she's impressed by your high tech new phone
>chad forces her to watch Attack of the Clones

>you invite her to check out new games at the mall
>chad makes her fellate him while he whistles bird calls

>you accepted her race, immigrants to your town
>chad calls her "shitskin" because she is brown

>even when she gets fat, you say she's skinny
>chad makes her paint his warhammer minis

>you drive 30 miles to watch her sick cat
>chad tells her mother that she's into scat

>you buy her steam games, not even on sale
>chad makes her start the transition to male

>she comes to your birthday with gifts that she baked
>but she brings chad along, and he shits on the cake

>she tries to keep you inside the friendzone
>but you date chad instead, and she dies alone

>>9739820
You got braincucked

Start watching sissy hypnosis porn, become a tranny, and then date him

You should kill him.

>>9739903
>paint his warhammer minis
This is a blue board man, even some text can go too far

>>9739820
Send him flowers for taking the object of your unrequited love. You are one step closer to breaking from your trance, the same trance that dehumanizes the so-called love, forcing her from woman to idea.

Love him and see how he acts; in him find a brother and competitor.

>>9739820

If you have oneitis then you weren't ready anyways.

>>9739820
One night when you're up talking in your room at night or watching zero point, ask him to cuddle or kiss him right on the mouth. I'm sure he wants you too!

Cuckold her.

>>9739820
Do not talk to him. You will feel inferior to him because he's not only well read, he's also got your crush. It will destroy you. Best of luck, senpai.

>>9739820
>>9739831
i wonder who's behind this

>>9739903
You don't seem to grap how love works.