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> thinks he's a patrician
> can't speak french

why do people do this?

>> No.9739461
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9739461

>thinks he's a patrician
why do people do this?

>> No.9739470
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9739470

>thinks he can think
>can't speak latin

>> No.9739547

>>9739456
Because I don't know how to learn it

>> No.9739586

je ne sais pas, mais Je sais que tu n'est pas patrician. dans realite tu est un autre pseud

>> No.9739607

>>9739456
It's not the 19th century anymore, Pierre

>> No.9739612

>el siglo XXX - VIIII
>él no sabe español

>> No.9739627

>>9739456
>implants

>> No.9739643

>>9739470
Dat WIT, my ninja.

>> No.9739650

>>9739456
> thinks he's a philosopher
> can't speak German

>> No.9739667

>>9739586
Reeks of google translate batard

>> No.9739692

>>9739650
>>9739456
Neither France nor Germany has produced any literature of worth in over 100 years. Tell me why I should learn either language, unless I want to be an engineer, in which case I would learn German

>> No.9739954

>>9739692
Nigga do you even Kafka, Hesse, Thomas Mann and Grass, Houllebeque etc?

>> No.9740004

>>9739456
because it's not the 19th century anymore

learn english, then spanish

>> No.9740059

>>9739456
Je ne sais pas, mon ami.

>> No.9740066

>>9740004
ta gueule, métèque

>> No.9740792
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9740792

>>9739456
Parce qu'ils sont jaloux et veulent paraître plus intelligent.

>> No.9740816

>>9740792
Palabra clave "Plus"

>> No.9740819

>>9740004
More like Chinese, then Arabic.

>> No.9740834

>>9739456
spent years living in Montreal and don't have much French knowledge to speak of.

Had a job working from home with a U.S business, had Anglophone friends etc.

The French are just annoying and obnoxious people, even non-Quebecois ones, why would I speak the language of an inferior and downright rude peoples?

>> No.9740854

>>9740834
Good, don't learn it, we have enough idiots among us as it is.

>> No.9740970

>>9739456
That is some awful plastic surgery.
That doctor really fucked up her boob job

>> No.9740998

>>9740834

I hate Quebec so fucking much

>> No.9741024

>>9739456
French confirmed whitest race

>> No.9741212

>>9740998
why

>> No.9741394

Nobody is fucking patrician. Rome fell centuries ago, nobody outside of this website gives a shit, it's a meme we throw around to keep ourselves and each other glued to screens.

Also your waifu isn't real she's a cartoon surrogate for human intimacy. I know most of you are actually downtoearth this post is directed for whom it may apply.

>> No.9741427

>impliquer que je ne parle pas francais

>> No.9741464

C'est l'histoire d'anon, pauvre anon, incapable, misérable. Ses parents l'ont incombé la misère d'être restreint à l'anglois, d'y être cloîtré, et le voilà que par ressentiment il n'a mieux à faire que de barbouiller des excuses sur une planche de pédants.

Mets ton handicap en ordre. Pas besoin de faire le gros malin.

>> No.9741529

>>9740819
no you're too earlyyyyyyy

>> No.9741532

>Il parle la langue d'Afrique

Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

>> No.9741827

>>9739456
>thinks France is still relevant

Why do people do this?

>> No.9741848

>thinks he's patrician
>doesn't pray in Old Church Slavonic

why do people do this?

>> No.9742306

Me on the right.

>> No.9742308

>>9739954
Nein. He does not.

>> No.9742309

>>9740834
>Francophones
>Inferior

coming from Canada, land of no national identity apart from muh timmies and muh hockey

>> No.9742335

Nettoie ta chambre !

>> No.9743870

>>9739456
>thinks he's patrician
>can't speak French, German, Russian, Spanish, Italian and Portuguese fluently
>he isn't a devout Catholic
>doesn't translate from Ancient Hebrew, Ancient Greek and Latin
>doesn't have a firm grasp on mathematics, physics, chemistry and biology
>doesn't have a PhD in history
>can't run a 50km marathon

Why even live?

>> No.9743902

>>9743870
>50km marathon
kek
you should google what a marathon is buddy

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9743966

>>9739643
>says ninja instead of nigger

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>>9741848
Cyкa, кaк ты мeня вычиcлил?

>> No.9744849

>Feminine french
>Patrician

Any man that speaks french sounds like a fucking faggot, like when Germans try speaking English.

>> No.9745062

>>9739456
>thinks he's patrician
>can't speak a language I've been constructing recently that is almost entirely unrelated to any natural languages

>> No.9745208

>>9739470
Latin is the people's language. Educated people speak Greek.

>> No.9745212

>>9740834
Parlé comme un vrai nègre blanc

>> No.9745215

>>9741427
Your mistakes say you can't

>> No.9745223

>>9739456
Those are the saddest tiddies

>> No.9745260

>>9739456
>She is credited with starting a fashion when she wore low-cut gowns at court with one breast fully bared.
lmao now that is a bad bitch

>> No.9745474

>>9739586
*En realité

>> No.9745514

>>9743902
Its aprox you fagget jesus

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9745593

>2017 rok
>nie pierdoli kurwa po polsku
no wszyscy wiemy że jesteś zjebem

>> No.9745612

>>9745212
>>9745215
Les tiennes, aussi, l'ami.

>"Dit", et non pas "Parlé."

>> No.9745638

>>9739456
>language that sounds like muttering and autism
>patrician

>> No.9746442

>>9745208
this is the complete opposite of what it was actually like