/lit/ - Literature

>>9685294
He means he has the mustache so that he can take the fart smell around with him in his day to day routine when he's not being actively farted on. Sort of like a camel, but with Nora's farts.

>>9685294

oh fuck buddy seems like james joyce was being pretty whacky

>>9685294

>Joyce never lived long enough to experience what it's like to stream Brazilian fart porn completely free of charge

>>9686735
>stream Brazilian fart porn
where's the sense in that?

>>9685294
It's perfectly clear what he meant by that, why ask such a question?

>>9686723
I don't like your meme.

>>9685294
>my best child hood friend was a nigger
>his name is Nnamdi
>we did everything together
>real friendship
>one time at a school trip we shared a bunk bed
>he slept on the bottom mattress, me on the top mattress
>stupid me fell out of the bed while being asleep
>it hurt really bad but I were too sleepy to care
>needed a blanket to continue sleeping
>sleepwalking me crawled into the end of Nnamdis bed
>felt his legs
>they were really comfy and warm
>started hugging them
>no homo
>put my nose between his asscheeks
>the perfect position
>started to forget my pain from falling and fell asleep
>suddenly it got windy
>this nigga farted into my face
>he's alsways been a pro at farting
>TOO MUCH AROMA
>the smell was so intense, I literally got high of his fart
>and he wouldn't till morning
>greatest night ever

Joyce was right, it's better than sex.