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9659298 No.9659298 [Reply] [Original]

Are letter openers unnecessary or do all of you have one and use it actively?

>Or do you just rip them open like a savage?

>> No.9659304

>"context" - matt easton 2017

>> No.9659306

>>9659298
I am the last true barbarian.

>> No.9659330

I have a curved dagger with a skull pommel, that has R.I.P. SUSAN engraved on the blade. It is sharpened to an exquisite razor's edge.

I use it to slice open all of my mail with the affected mannerisms of a slinkily animated Disney villain.

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>>9659298
what a dumb question

>> No.9659395

what is your problem? >>9659304
>>9659306
>>9659330
>>9659335


just answer me please. i don't know if i should get one or not for the family. help!