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the penis was

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http://hubpages.com/hub/Top-10-Novels-Ive-Read-In-Pictures

Let /b/tards come here, I will say to their face:
I will bugger you all, disregarding your race.
I'll pull out my cock and I'll blast you with piss,
And dare any /b/tard write better than this.
I'll make /b/tard bawww, prove his girlfriend's a trap,
Courage Wolf is a pussy, and their racism's crap.
I"ll make /b/tards my Goatses, each one be my taker,
And teach them I am the true C-Combo Breaker,
With my classic allusions and heroic themes,
I'll skullfuck each /b/tard and shit on their memes,
With my cock as a weapon, I'll prove to all /b/
'twas I fucked their sisters, and who was phone? ME.
And I fucked them as children and called it "CP".
The /b/tards I'll torture, I'll divide them by zero,
Make them suck my cock until they all an hero
When they see I'm the poet who's fucking their mom,
And I also took Bawksy to her junior prom,
I fucked her in each hole, I though it was cute,
But my best little girl is the one they call "moot".
You hear me, /b/! Flyting! Your memes are sad shit.
All intelligent life is now posting on /lit/.

>>952744
>>952729
why do I still browse this site

AFTER THE FACE

The supreme court was flooded with paparazzi that day, all trying to snap the perfect picture of the man in the black suit, absolutely surrounded by lawyers and bodyguards, it was dark that night, but the flashing of the cameras made an ominous glow of the street, all that could be heard was the callings “WHY DID YOU DO IT?!” “DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SA-“ “MR. MEMRO?! HOW DO YOU FEEL-“ the man in the black suit, did not answer any of the questions, he kept his glasses firmly on his face and absolutely ignored all of the people, while slowly progressing to his Black Lexus sedan, a new car, funny, a man who is currently unemployed is able to afford a Lexus and a $600 Armani suit, not to mention a triple story mansion with its own golf course, everyone knew how he got that money, but the taxation officers had nothing to audit, it helped that they were all in his back pocket.

I saved it cos it was so shit.

That one about Caligula's horse.

>>952744
>>952744
>>952744
Holy fuck that was awesome.

I remember the one about question mark

so fucking cash, have it saved somewhere

hello my name is incitatus
and i
am a senator horse
the things i love
are
milling in the grass crossing great
lengths at great
speeds and politics the
things i love are
milling in the grass.
hello my name is incitatus
and i
am privy to a great empire
i aid in lead
ing
her to greater reaches her to
grander days.
i am a fucking horse.
things i love are
politics.

hello my name is incitatus
and i
am chief amongst the people and
senate of
Roma.
the things i love are powers grant
ed by man.
things i love are milling
in the grass and
money.
the name my master gave
me is incitatus it means that i am
speedy, fast
the wealth my master gave me
is grandeur, grander than that
of millions.

Woke up, went on /lit/
went downstairs, had a pee.
Had a wank,
had a jism,
whats this on the screen?
NIHILISM?
fuck ryhming,
it's meaningless.

bamp