/lit/ - Literature

>>9461111
throw us out a link to her youtube there sound

>>9461111
Who is this semon demon?

>>9461111
none really

Do you think that she is lonely?

Too young

>>9461120
this

>>9461120
She deleted her YouTube channel... hmmm wonder why

>>9461238
We tried to see how quickly we could get her to leave so we'd have a new meme and pat ourselves on the back for being edgy as shit. I posted numerous threats to her and her family and sexual stuff. It fucking worked

Can't wait for the next one

>>9461238
She probably couldn't defend her claims against our airtight rebuttals

If you know what I mean

>>9461245
Fuck you asshole, did you realize that your actions have consequences?

>>9461238
ya but surely some boyo downloaded her videos no?

>>9461248
this isn't tumblr, kid. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Praise Lord fucking Kek and Deus Vult for the redpill

>>9461111
lewd nudes?

https://vid.me/vXho

>>9461253

one of my greatest regrets is saving the rare carlis I found scattered across the internet instead of what would ultimately become the rarest carli of all: her channel

desu I didn't even find her attractive but her vids combined with her moms vids were a perfect snapshot into an isolated family's life.

>>9461318
Yeah I like the moms videos as well as. Now we will never see either of them again. It is tragic to think of what could have been, like murder. we on /lit/ have destroyed the entire future.

>>9461579
there was at least one person posting on this board about going to her house (her address was super easy to find). who knows if they were memeing or not

>>9461593
Me. I was joking

she looks like this chick I quasi-molested

>>9461254
lol'd

eww gross

that's just a girl and i can't believe you would be attracted to her.

get a REAL WOMAN. one who burps a lot and talks about her period blood and has hair in special places. one with OPINIONS. she's a girl, get with a real woman!

>>9461637
Like Amy Schumer?

>>9461637
>not 2D

>>9461414
That's depressingly interesting. Now I want to watch them.

>>9461111
lonely pimply whore craving attention more than sugar encrusted dicks

Why dont we just go down to texas and tell her to come back to youtube . The news article about her family was in said the exact name of where the famioy does balet. All we would have to do is wait outside until we see them and go ask her to come back. Anyone down?

>Women can't be patri---

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbb36z5HRHw

HNNNNNG.

>>9462132
Hhahahahaha top meme lad absolutely reddit

>>9462150
Her April wrap up is 100% Russian lit.

>Tolstoy
>Dostoevsky
>Dostoevsky bio
>Pushkin
>Gogol

>>9462132

Patri what? Cidal? Archs?

>>9462153
Shes fucking ugly who cares. She looks like an american jackolantern. Booktubers dont need good taste. If I wanted that i'd just make fake booktube videos where I just booktube infront of the mirror to myself with a printed out cutout of carliclaire face on my face and jerk off

>>9462132
More like Big GAL books haha

I can upload the videos from claire and the mom

>>9462315
fucking classic in the making

>>9462442
please do

>>9462132
>big pile of russians
>dfw
>gaddis
>borges
>faulkner
>lispector
>that deranged smile
Impressive.

>>9462442
Do it. Do it now.

>>9462442
OK

>>9462132
fuck I can already see lit bullying her off youtube six days from now

>>9462542
This girl I feel is more thick skinned than the others

FUCKING DEAD WHITE MALES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6LxFGcyAY

>>9462549
I am scared of her
Dat fake smile
Those psychopath eyes

>>9462549
She's certainly thicc.

>>9462542
Maybe /lit/ won't be successful though.
She's not pretty, so there will be no feet/tampon boy talk. And if someone recommends Hume she'll probably say she prefers Kant or something.

I think what will happen is that once she discovers the board she'll join and stay for ever, just like us.

Should i force this girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJg3iMkjNA8

>>9462576
Yes you should, it's a pretty girl.

And as for me, I'm already downloading her video with a chance of armpits.

>>9462576
why does she make so many ugly faces. it is like she's emulating her mother who you just know is one nasty bitch. also she has bad skin.
other than that, she is definitely a lovable girl with her scrunched up bottom of her face and bugs bunny vibe. Nice female specimen you have found.

/lit/'s newest target

>/lit/'s newest target

/lit/'s newest target

>/lit/'s newest target

>>9462620
I am in love with her. I would kill to take her on a date and then massage her.

>>9462637
massage my cock u fucking queer

>>9462641
Back off. She's mine.

>>9462620
Ciara?

>>9462641
>>9462643
Genltmen. lit waifus are for all of us.

Wow, her sister is not so pretty.

>>9461254
fuck this is cringey

>>9462660
>right
holy fuck

>what do you mean you like armpits, anon?

>so, if I raise my arm like this you'll actually get hard?

>oh, you don't want to just look...

>sure, you can lick it (but I'm kind of sweaty)

>>9462715
Look at those pits. Nice find.
I wonder if she can be destroyed.

>>9462715
What the fuck is that wetness on her upper lip. Did she lick the vaseline off her father's dick? Disgusting.

>>9462620

haven't been on lit in a while and goddamn, i don't remember you guys being this fucked up. i thought katie was going to be an isolated incident...

i guess i'm not cut out for this crowd anymore.

>>9462869
Katie IS an isolated incident. /lit/ is a board of peace.

>>9462883
If Katie was an isolated incident, than why did it happen to two others?

>>9462910
I think he was making a dig at Islam for some reason.

>>9462922
That's an interesting angle. I'll keep it in mind.

>>9462869
>isolated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-btEg0fU8
>13 k views
We are legion, literally.

>>9462950
>comments disabled
i wonder why

>>9462950
>>9462950
Why is she doing it? I just don't understand. Is she that lonely for attention?

>>9462542
>implying she didn't just post her own channel to get views

>>9462571
>implying this isn't her

>Implying I'm not her
>Implying that last implication wasn't to fuck with her since I think she's reading this

>>9463066
She actually seems like she might browse /lit/. She has that deviant manner, innocent on the outside but loves to get choked and slapped by abusive people

>>9461318
HOLY SHIT! I LOVER HER!

>>9462620
>google image search
>man

>>9462660

Her sister looks so wearied by the shitty hand that she was dealt. She might actually be /lit/ material.

>>9462950

How can there be that many of us? I was under the impression that I was talking to maybe a couple hundred anons at most.

>>9463154
The image of the original thread and drama got reposted on reddit, that may be it.

>>9463112
>how tragic, posting your own sis on /lit/ because you are jealous of her. soon the ugly duckling's plan will backfire

>>9461318
Fuck you faggots she actually seems good.
God how upset she gets about her dustjacket getting ripped.

>>9462649
How fucking hard did your mormon parents throw you on the ground after your mom squeezed you and your three siblings out of her torn fat vagina?

>>9463191

Not that anon but that post was way too wordy and incoherent. Your bantz needs work.

>>9463195
not that anon, but it was pretty coherent to me.

>>9463199
not that anon but checked

>>9461318
Thanks for linking me upload. We must spread the sweetness of Miss Carli in remembrance of her and to summon her back to youtube.

>>9461318
Holy fuck, she isn't only a pleb but also a hypocritical prude. "[...] skip some parts to make it PG-13 [...]"
>wears hooker lipstick
>wears hooker rouge
>wears hooker eyeliner
I didn't even read 20 books in my life and am more literate than her. Who the fuck cares how to make characters blush or Jane Austen's characters looked like?

Usually, I see this tremendous discrepancy between imaginative and real world with pubertal gals like her, and some never grow out of it. Bitches like her, who live in her safe-bubble, need to get punched in the face or raped in order to sync with the reality we live in, like everybody else. Fucking parents overpampering their daughters ... I tell ya.

>>9463288
this

women that even try to be remotely geeky and smart should be executed

>>9461245
>We
>>>/b/

>>9463295
That wasn't my point at all. But every dillettante, be it male or female, should be executed.

>>9461814
>Being dimensional
We are in the Literature board, filthy weeb.

>>9463288
hey man, seems like you are pretty upset- i want you to think about your comment, it's messed up. wanting someone to be raped is really horrific, guy.

>>9461284
From a child?

>>9463315
>t. plebbitor

>>9463331
>huurrr durr we r legion let's cyberbully some teenage girls

>>9463332
>cyberbully

>>9463337
That's a nice reaction image you got there. You got a lot of those? Big collection going on? How much of your life do you spend curating that? Feeling fulfilled?

>>9462683
The 21st century is cringey as fuck, as far as it goes

>>9463343
That's a nice ad hominem you got there. You got a lot of those? Big collection going on? How much of your life do you spend curating that? Feeling fulfilled?

>>9463349
Pointing out that you're doing something because you're a miserable loser isn't ad hominem. It's accurate.

>>9463354

>>9463361
That's a nice reaction image you got there.

>>9463288

crawling in my skin
these wounds
they will
not heal

>>9462660
She clearly doesn't take care of herself though.

sure, this is all 4chan after all. but these threads make me think theres two lits, one where passionate, erudite lonerfucks with drive devote themselves to learning and this potpourri of rage and misery


>>9463288

delete your goddamn imagefolder, read that 21st book and stop confusing pensive, well-versed detachment with this paltry drivel

>>9463535
>delete your goddamn imagefolder, read that 21st book and stop confusing pensive, well-versed detachment with this paltry drivel
I thought /lit/izens would have at least a little humor. Guess I was wrong all along.

>>9463349
>playing the ad hominem card when the entire argument is about an attack on someones character
Wew lad

>>9463558
i dismissed the idea of you being ironic. sorry mate, in that case: carry on

>>9461254

>>9463066
>implying implications

>>9463586
It wasn't ironic, but a hyperbole.

>>9463535
There is two /lit/ groups:
People who actually read discuss books and the other being teenagefaggots who browse /b/ and come here to pretend to read so they can make cancerous threads like these.
Can the mods delete this garbage thread already?

>>9463653

>>9462844
The resemblance to her is uncanny.

>>9461318
I would donate all my Ethereum to poor kids in Africa to have a 20% chance of fucking that beautiful innocent goddess in any whole I desire.

>>9461254

>>9462132
Too bad she's a landwhale.

>>9462660
The manjaw makes her look like a pinhead.

>>9462715
no way this girl is 18 dude

>>9462715
>>>sure, you can lick it (but I'm kind of sweaty)
BONER

>>9462620
Please who is this.

>>9462844
Please who is this.

guys... omg

>>9462576
Guys ...

>>9461111
Guys ... guys, c'mon ... Katie at least was older.

>>9463939
>>9463970
You degenerate thirst monsters make me wanna kill myself

>>9463206
>
not that anon but lol

>>9463939
>>9463970
STOP

this is why i dont have a youtube channel

>>9462620
>says /lit/'s newest target
>doesn't post a channel or name

>>9464147
>>9462576

>>9464152

>>9463939

>>9461254
My hairs stood up on my arms when I read this from cringe

>>9461254
/pol/ unironically has some of the best qt girls (male) though

>>9464242
>GIVE ME MY FLAG BACK YOU KEKS! YOU SHILLS! SHIIIIIIIIIIIILS!

>>9464242
>>9464244
>>>/pol/
f*ck off

>>9464291
I think you mean >>>/leftypol/ habibi

>>9464331
Is that why you're here? Some adolescent left-wing boogeymen have chased you out of your safe space?

>>9464342
I actually can't infer from this whether you think I'm a nazi or a leftist lmao

>>9462620
Very cute

>>9463939
I think she is better than Carli because she is more down to earth, as well as has better taste in literature.

>>9465974
STOP THIS NOW

Look how excited and over the top she gets

>>9466003
Slut.

>>9462844
He's cute.

>>9465974
>the fucking james patterson harry potter ripoff series prominently displayed on her shelf
>good taste in literature

carli will always be our queen

Uhhh what did Google mean by this

>>9464015

a wise decision

pls stop

>>9466003
Probably home schooled sperg

>>9466045
from the thumbnail i thought that she was doing a rimjob

>>9466042
>He
You seem confused

>tfw you only want to protect these girls smiles and have no ill desires to them but the fucks here will ruin them
is this what it feels to be a father? or i am just turning gay?

>>9466045
Carli is a fantasy. She is presenting herself as a naive book heroine, but we ended up seeing her true nature didn't we? Nasty, vindictive, and judgmental. Whereas Savannah would probably laugh and even welcome our harassment.

>>9466263
>Nasty, vindictive, and judgmental
STOP talking shit about my wife.

This is beautiful to watch. Like the instants before a car crash, if you knew exactly where and when it would happen.

>>9461254

>>9466371
I personally will not be harassing Savannah after the whole Carli thing backfired. I will be her personal beta male and white knight. So if anyone comes at this girl they will have to get through us first.

>>9466416
What, you think she wants your help? You're one of use mate, no matter how much you try to help, they'll always see you as ugly and wretched. That's how they see all of us.

Does /lit/'s qt bloodlust know no bounds?

>>9461614
GREENTEXT.
(She has huge breasts by the way)

>tfw cant watch TV with her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4H4wYq5p-g

>>9463751
Im starting to realize shes probably only 13 or 14 yrs old. I assumed that she was 21. You're all a bunch of p e d o 's

My sin, my soul. Sa-VANn-nah.

>>9466837
Look how neurotic and nervous she is :( Why can't her parents just hug her and tell her they love her?

>>9462660

You guys are really disgusting.

>>9466837
>those skelly legs

>>9461111
le ironic stalking and waifuism hahaha here here's a meme he's called pepe

/r9k/ needs to fuck off and stop posting these book bimbo harassment threads.

>>9466305
Carli was a mistake.

Is she a bit retarded or autistic? Something off about her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGK_VW_l2uM

>>9466805
So what, while you thought she was 21 it was OK, now it's not.
You're a h y p o c r i t e.

>>9466885
>hahhahahaha lelelele top kek im totally not a newfag and im above it all. haha you plebs and your crude humour. le meta post

>>9466885
>ironic
Back to plebbit with you

>>9462132
she's more patrish than half this board

>>9467249
No I could not imagine u all sinking so low to bully a little girl.

>>9467248
>tfw she will never squirm like that while spending her cunt on your face

>>9461120
Are you Irish?

>>9466805
My guess is that she's 15 or 16 but I really didn't look that hard. I think she's either a freshman or sophomore in high school

>>9462576
Why? I'm already having Kathy flashbacks.

>>9467865
>Kathy

Just drop the tampon baby nuke already you sick fucks

>>9461111
If she's reading the translation by Donougher, she's alright.

Otherwise, no opinion.

>>9461111
tiny head, face too big for tiny head

maybe one day her tiny head will grow

>>9461254
kekistani pride worldwide le meme army pepe le frog kek xD epic win my friend t b h senpai

>>9461870
This.

>>9462164
If she just went /fitlit she could be something. Just 500cal def for three months.

>>9462782
Bit harsh.

surely some anon saved all of her vids

oh wait. that's me.

Every female booktuber is just virtue signalling and has no real knowledge or love of literature.

NEW VIDEO ALERT WEE WOO
https://youtu.be/X49syKEMKfs

Im thinkimg about making something like this (under a fake name or nickname probably), should I do it

>>9468485
what a loopy fucking cunt

>>9468555
Are you cute?

~le nerdy girl xD

>>9468905
Christ who cares anon

>>9468905
Ask her what kind of underwear she's wearing.

>>9468905
nerd culture was a mistake

>>9468905
I just had a sad realization she is going to be totally brainwashed by SJW cancer

>>9469618
not if we can put a stop to it first. everyone go recommend some woke as fuck books for her. books like

- the recognitions
- the tunnel
- mason and dixon
- a smugglers bible
- the instructions
- witz
- candide
- the book of disquiet
- the pale king

we can do this. her taste is totally pleb i dont even know why you lads picked her up. carli at least liked typical classic womens shit

>>9468905
hihihiihih love you savannaaaaahh!!!

>>9469661
None really had interact with her, she only have like 3-4 comments per video, maybe we are in our shy fase, maybe she is not the one..
besides this dude >>9463970

>>9469663
She's adorable