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YOU read tonnes of books in the hopes that your erudition will impress girls. CHAD didn't even read the books assigned to his college classes and he gets girls WET without talking to them.

YOU read in cafes while awkwardly trying to make eye contact with girls in the hope that they'll give you a concrete sign to talk to them or, in your daydreams, they'll talk to you. CHAD has dozens of matches from local college girls on Tinder, ALL of them craving him.

YOU study history, philosophy, economics, and politics in order to obtain wisdom and a logical framework that lets you powerfully analyse any idea or person. CHAD hasn't even realised that W and H.W. are different people yet he uses his charm to beat you at job interviews, the workplace, and outshines you in the unstructured domain of social situations, especially the SEX-MARKET that is modern night clubs.

YOU pay attention to your diet while maintaining a structured weightlifting routine that results in your 4 plate squat, which garners you zero attention. CHAD goes to the gym infrequently yet has bigger arms than you, a lower body fat, and makes girls SALIVATE over him.

YOU weren't on the top of the social heirarchy formed within the unique and non-repeatable high school experience, which permanently branded you with disapproval from girls who didn't care about you when they were at their most authentic. CHAD was craved in high school by dozens of girls with FRESH pussies, which only solidified his incredible high school experience and optimistic outlook on life.

>> No.9439024

start with the greeks

>> No.9439030

>>>/r9k/

>> No.9439044

>>9439019
I strive for enlightenment and not cheap puss.
>Inb4 *tips fedora*

>> No.9439067

>>9439019
I read for myself and not to impress people

>> No.9439077
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>reading for women

>> No.9439086

>>9439019
Chad isn't real. You realize this once you become an actual adult who works at a job.

>> No.9439091

>>9439019
YOU don't really want Stacies like those. If they were teleported naked into your room, and made attracted to you by some magical forces, YOU would feel disgust and run away from them.

>> No.9439098

>>9439091
I donno, it's true that I don't desire a Stacy in my life, but if a bunch of them were nude-teleported into my room and wanted to fuck I'd probably assent

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>>9439019
>not being /fit/lit/

You're doing it wrong.

>> No.9439104

YOU fell for the hedonism meme while WE are following the volkish lifestyle.

>> No.9439109

>>9439086
Chad certainly exists, even if he doesn't exist in "adult world", he certainly does before.

>> No.9439118

this thread belongs on /fit/

I would gladly choose my situation over being a dudebro that has an IQ to match their age. Was part of a sports team at my uni last year and pulling dumb sluts was a lot easier. Having sex that didn't mean anything and lying next to a girl I cared nothing for would make me feel lonelier than just being by myself.

>> No.9439126

this is all true. physical appearance is literally the ONLY thing that matters in life. people should be euthanized for their own good the moment it's confirmed they'll grow up to be ugly.

>> No.9439131

>>9439118
>Was part of a sports team at my uni last year and pulling dumb sluts was a lot easier.

uh, you already ARE chad.

>> No.9439133

>>9439019
>living a literary lifestyle
>associating with women
Pick one

>> No.9439140

>>9439019
No, I don't read for women, I'm attractive and likeable enough to have a good time without having to resort to that stuff.
Stop projecting anon.

>> No.9439146

>>9439133
Being a faggot isn't literary, in any way whatsoever.

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>>9439019
Stacies and chads are low hanging fruits. It's fine to be attracted to them, it's natural. Just know that your plebeian taste is viewed with disdain, as tasteless and primal as a couple of street dogs having sex in a street corner.

>> No.9439155

>there are men who will never take a girl's virginity
Too bad reading will never trump life experience haha

>> No.9439165

You could have found some better faces for your pic lad. All these people are really face ugly

>> No.9439167

>>9439019
Imagine if this board had real moderation

>> No.9439172

>>9439131
Not at all lol

>> No.9439175

>/lit/
>heterosexual

Choose one.

>> No.9439176

>be me
>stayed virgin until age 30
>found qt girl solid 7 who did the same
>married with no baggage or stds
>never had to wear a condom
>have one son intentionally
>her pure un scarred womb gave be a perfect son in 99% percentile of everything.

Our ancestors had this figured out. If you want happiness, follow thier example. If you want STDs, abortions, unhappiness, and unfaithfulness then by all means follow the example of Chad and his post modern whores.

>> No.9439181

>>9439019
>Those pointy knees
No thanks.

>> No.9439190
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9439190

>>9439176
>was unattractive to every woman who came across me
>biology cucks me into lowering my standard in hopes that my decrepit, putrid sperm will land in the horrific cunt of some slag
>settle for 3/10 (pic related) who's as desperate as I am
>Unaware that personality and looks are largely heritable, I doom a child to a miserable existence as a hideous, socially retarded incel
>In a last-ditch effort to save my decaying vessel from self-inflicted destruction, my brain sprays out the good chemicals in absurd amounts, blinding my eyes to my son's impurities
Pro-natalist genocide when

>> No.9439193

>>9439176
Agree. I've fucked so many women unprotected I'm surprised my penis hasn't fallen off. I'm miserable, I want to die. I want a cute loyal gf who I am loyal to as well.

>> No.9439199

>>9439190
this is why i will never reproduce. perpetuating my genetics would be a curse on the human race.

>> No.9439213

>>9439101
>can't read one whole post
>on /lit/

Sad!

>> No.9439224

>>9439190
Haha, antinatalist genocide guaranteed!

Stay mad child. I turned down dozens of sexual offers in my 20s. I'm over 6'2", my father was a male model and my mother was a virgin until marriage. My genetics are top tier angry friend. My wife is aesthetic as fuck and highly educated. And my son is universally praised by everyone who lays sight on his magnificent form as the most beautiful child they have ever seen (that is the ones who are not silenced by their intense jealousy). I thank god personality and looks are hereditary so he will never end up like you. Good moral training and genetic breading will always be the most important factors in human advancement. I'm sorry your parents did not love you enough to give you the true red pill of moral virtues. You really were short changed by this dystopian ethical wasteland of a civilization.

>> No.9439235

>>9439024
fpbp

>> No.9439250

>>9439224
dozens, eh? You sound like a regular Brick McLargeHuge

>> No.9439263

>>9439224
i like pokemon too

>> No.9439270

>>9439019

Quick question: are you retarded? Lol you think profits are define by pussy? Go write your fucking book you dumbass. Maybe you can take solace in some poon when you realize the deconstruction of your profits.

>> No.9439286

>>9439019
Why do these people look the same?

>> No.9439289

>>9439019
i'd let the guy in the middle fuck me and i'm not even gay

>> No.9439292

>>9439067
This dude right here is the only sane guy in this thread

>> No.9439299

>>9439176
Holy shit, that's some real luck.

>> No.9439407

My goal is to get /fit/ and maximize my sex appeal so I can earn the interest of Stacys but reject them in favor of average looking but kind-hearted and bright women. Wish me luck /lit/.

>> No.9439413

>>9439407
surely a worthy goal, but you will undoubtedly fall sway to the corruption of attraction if you dive into it too far