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Anonymous Fri Apr 21 21:36:27 2017 No.9411555 [DELETED]

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/lit/, I'm considering naming my daughter "Lolita." Convince me out of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 21:38:02 2017 No.9411560 >>9411555 Not /literature related reported

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 21:38:23 2017 No.9411562 File: 8 KB, 176x259, wilde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9411555 Please don't

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 21:40:57 2017 No.9411568 My daughterfu's name is going to be Alice Dolores

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 21:42:45 2017 No.9411573 >>9411568 Why Alice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 21:46:03 2017 No.9411585 File: 63 KB, 462x590, horos3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /lit/, I'm considering naming my daughter "Slothrop."... Convince me out of it...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 21:49:00 2017 No.9411593 File: 13 KB, 220x283, peake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /lit/, I'm considering naming my daughter "Prunesquallor." Convince me out of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 22:28:41 2017 No.9411704 >>9411585 >>9411593 Is this some kind of meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 22:31:57 2017 No.9411715 If I manage to mate with a Native American woman I'm calling our daughter Low Plain, Low In The Morning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 22:46:24 2017 No.9411754 >>9411715 Actual kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 22:47:39 2017 No.9411756 >>9411715 Low in the morning High in the night If u know what i mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 22:49:19 2017 No.9411760 Convince you prospective daughter to make your granddaughter Lolita

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 23:00:08 2017 No.9411784 File: 23 KB, 360x253, lookatm1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Étienne that you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 23:05:04 2017 No.9411804 File: 35 KB, 520x320, m_nob20082f2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9411593 Poor Mervyn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 23:06:00 2017 No.9411805 >>9411555 i wont allow you to breed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 23:06:40 2017 No.9411808 >>9411804 The fragment of Titus Awake and that list of future ideas are heartbreaking

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 23:08:23 2017 No.9411813 Considering naming my son tadzio

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 23:57:33 2017 No.9411985 >>9411704 search OP in the archive but make the name lesbia

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 00:20:42 2017 No.9412040 >>9411555 At least name her Dolores so it's not immediately obvious to everyone you interact with from her birth onwards that you're a leering pervert. Then you can call her Lo all you want. Lo. Lee. Ta.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 00:21:44 2017 No.9412043 >>9411715 Kek, nice post Anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 00:25:17 2017 No.9412057 Because everyone will think you're a pedo, which you probably are, pedo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 00:34:34 2017 No.9412090 >>9412040 Dolores is miserable though

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 00:38:28 2017 No.9412104 >>9411555 Sixty years of bad association.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 00:41:34 2017 No.9412114 >>9411555 You'd get better treatment if you named your daughter Mohammed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 00:42:06 2017 No.9412117 >>9412057 This At least name her Dolores, you dumbass.