/lit/ - Literature

>>9388626
That's absolute cancer and you should off yourself to repair for posting it.

>>9388626
HAHAHAAH.
Some faggot really took the time to make the chart.
Oh my, I'm not even sure what to think about someone who would gave away their time to such meaningless division.
In the real world nobody cares about your choices.
And also, in the television session of aristocrat there is: "Doesn't watch television except for... THE NEWS" really?
HAHAHA

>>9388626

Stereotypes

>>9388626
That's embarrassing

>>9388643
says the guy with the right bank fnw pic

>>9388637
this

>>9388645
> Games: The Game
>tfw upper middle brow

>>9388626
I am retarded and use my artistic preferences as a status symbol: the post.

Some people seem uncharacteristically angry

>>9388626
holy shit whoever did the film column dropped out of their C-grade film school halfway through the first semester.

>>9388626
why would anyone type this out

>>9388626
A combination of Neckbeard and Shut-in. Wew.

>>9388626
This is so bad, worse than reddit, aomethibg like 9gag or some shit.

So this... is Reddit.

>someone actually bothered to make this table

>>9388645
Low Brow is comfiest brow

Imagine being a kind of person who spent half an hour painstakingly typing all the shit in that picture.

>>9388626
>YouTube game commentary
>Philosophical Buddhism
>Television (((news)))
>Jane Austen
>Tarkovsky not aristocratic
Don't even get me started on the politics column Jesus fucking CHRIST whoever made this needs to be hung publically

>>9388626
I think one could remake this chart by putting everything there is on it in the normie section, with maybe a few "aristocratic" elements in the basic bro section (sic).

>live sports games [sic] are "aristocratic"

>>9389127
>hung publically
U ain't no aristocrat

>>9388626
Apparently I'm a nu-liberal, neckbeard, edgelord, and a shut in. Or maybe this chart is utter shit.

>>9388626
I hit almost all of them on aristocrat.

>garage projects
Just got a brand new shed too, currently filling it out with all the woodworking tools and gardening things. Picked up some free bricks yesterday I'm going to use to build a walkway around the raised vegetable beds.

>>9388626
>Aristocract for film is all entry-level film connoisseur shit
Holy fucking shit I'm actually losing it.

>>9388645
tfw to intelligent to be classified

>>9389177
Kurosawa is a fucking genius and not entry level fight me irl.

>>9388626
>Anarcho-primitivism
>"Religion is a private matter" and "secular theist"
>Watching television news
>These things are aristocratic

Do I get a bingo?

>>9388626
>The Simpsons > Disney & Pixar
You are a sad, strange little man.

>>9388645
>>9388626

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67R-Y6258qo

>tfw you're a top tier high brow aristcrat

>>9388626
>Gangster/Crime films are basic bitch
>Scorcese is Aristocrat
>Anime is anywhere but "normie"
>no mention of Kubrick
>Puts comedians under Television

You are trying way too hard to make this the worst thread on /lit/

>>9390969
>doesn't post a superior chart
you're very fun and easy going

>>9388626
How does it make sense to put "Penguin Classics" under nu-Liberal when they publish literally everything in the aristocrat class? Or is this a thing about the binding of the book and the pH of the paper (ie, either inconsequential or a myth)?

>>9391051
that one is very accurate from experience

penguin classics are popular with people who might read to say that they've read something and to have 'nice' looking books on their shelf

>>9391068
refering to the orange penguin, not the black ones

>>9391068
>A book is only as good as it's binding
Get fucked

>>9388626
>being a stereotype
>defining yourself by stereotypes
>being a contrarian
>defining yourself by contrarianism
>seeing and grouping patterns
>creating patterns

>>9388626
I would say that near everyone on this board is between shut in and aristocrat
>that aristocratic literature section
kill yourself

>>9388626

>Aristocrat in everything but that shitty "literature" selection

Feels p. good.

>>9388626

Shut-In across the board in fields I care about.

>>9391160
wrong.

That's the most confused chart I've ever seen in my life