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ITT: post your favorite novelist and your favorite porn star. based off that everyone else draws conclusions about your personality.

louis ferdinand celine & zoe voss

>> No.9384523

>>9384514
You like feet. Feet that stink.

>> No.9384537

Orwell & Riley Reid

>> No.9384543

>>9384537
You're twelve years old and came from reddit.

>> No.9384546

>>9384514
>>9384537
Stop watching porn.

>> No.9384548

>>9384514
Thomas Pynchon and Shion Utsonomiya

>> No.9384549
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>tfw your favourite pornstar is a lady from an obscure german watersports porn and you can't find anything else of her

>> No.9384556

>>9384543
>>9384546
KEK

>> No.9384564

stop watching porn

>> No.9384566

DFW & Holly Michaels

>> No.9384567

>>9384514
She's super cute anon

>>9384523
Well she has great feet btw

>> No.9384572

What a stupid thread.

>> No.9384573

>>9384548
You have an IQ of 105 but you think it's 150.

>> No.9384579
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Pynchon and Monroe

>> No.9384582
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9384582

>tfw your favourite novelist is Borges

>> No.9384589

>>9384572
Hey loser ;)

>> No.9384594

>>9384573
Nah, I know I'm dumb

>> No.9384597

Proust and Briana Blair

>> No.9384598

Virginia Woolf and Rocco Siffredi

>> No.9384603
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9384603

>>9384597
Proust and the rat with a pin through its belly

>> No.9384619 [DELETED] 

Saramago.
I don't know any pornstar's names.

>> No.9384621

>>9384603
Is that story even true or did /lit/ made up?

>> No.9384655

>>9384621
One book by his Swedish valet claims that he masturbated to starving rats tearing each other to pieces.

Though I honestly don't care if it's true, it's an enjoyable and believable story.

>> No.9384662

John Greene and I dont watch porn other than softcore videos which do not feature penetration. Usually I also jerk off to John Greene videos.

>> No.9384671

>>9384514
Muh diary & ur mom

>> No.9384687

>>9384655
Indeed, si non e vero e ben trovatto

>> No.9384757

Ernst Junger and Evelyn Lin

>> No.9384765

>>9384514
Orwell and Asa akira.

>> No.9384793
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>>9384514
Agatha Christie and Zoe Voss for myself

I imagine you don't read outside your genre much.

>mfw a fellow anon likes Zoe Voss

>> No.9384804

Solzhenitsyn and Marie McCray

>> No.9384815

Thomas Bernhard and Janice Griffith.

>> No.9384872

Cervantes and Stoya

>> No.9384880

>>9384514
>porn
Good goy!

>> No.9384887

>>9384514
sketches from a hunter's album

gianna michaels.

>> No.9384938
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>>9384549
Patrish af

>> No.9384944

>>9384938
>a slave rapist and a faggot
no surprise here.

>> No.9384957
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Hermann Hesse, and I don't watch Porn so instead I have attached a picture of a cute girl

>> No.9384989
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9384989

>favorite pornstar
Why do people do this?
It's like falling in love with a hooker

>> No.9384995

>>9384989
Might hurt you once but never no more

>> No.9385020

>>9384564
Too much porn turns you into a transvestite degenerate = fact

>> No.9385035

>>9385020
This but unironically
source: me

>> No.9385050

>>9384989
i don't think it's about love, it's just what gets me there faster. i immediately and completely objectify any porn actor and they become tools for me to ejaculate. i don't have time for an emotional connection when i just want to bust a nut, friend, emotion is not to be wasted on a rock but gifted to those you care for.

>> No.9385052

Larva and Lindsey Love

>> No.9385062

I love Zoe Voss

For me it's Mishima and i wanked to Jenni Lee today. Both fit as fuck

>> No.9385066

Sasha Grey

Sasha Grey

>> No.9385069

Thomas Pynchon and Arad Winwin.

>> No.9385071

>>9385066
Patrician as fuck

>> No.9385075

John green and Johnny Sins

>> No.9385085

>>9385066

Well played.

Orwell and Tory Lane.

>> No.9385089

>>9384582
>>9384582
Now my whole life will be overcast by longing.

>> No.9385097

>>9385035
I am a second source on that.

>> No.9385100
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Nabokov and can't really tell.
If you know what I mean.

>> No.9385104

>>9385020
>>9385035
>>9385097
Offering my life as a third source on this

>> No.9385106

stop watching porn you retards

>> No.9385108

Paul Auster (it's all about dat Detective Kafka) & Larkin Love (it's all about dat tongue fellatio)

Alternatively,

Danielewski (memes) and Bailey Jay (dicks and breasts)

>> No.9385112

>>9385106
No.

>> No.9385115

>>9385104
>>9385020
>>9385035
>>9385097 (You)

Any of us live in Wisconsin?

>> No.9385143

>>9385106
You think it's that easy? Where do you think you are you fuck!

>> No.9385157

>>9384582
It needs tigers

>> No.9385235
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9385235

I don't have a favourite novelist or a favourite pornstar although I enjoy both porn and novels.

>> No.9385241

>>9384579
Same

>> No.9385260

>>9385115
No

>> No.9385299

>>9385100
>can't really tell
We're anonymous ya know

>> No.9385303

>>9384514
Journey to the End of the Night
Dianne Thorne

>> No.9385458

>>9384598
>Virginia Woolf and Rocco Siffre
Nice combo

>> No.9385466

James Joyce

Don't watch porn because it's fucking degenerate and it fucks your mind up but when I break into lust I'm into lesbian kissing/foot fetish (don't care who as long as they're hot)

>> No.9385517
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JAMIE GILLIS
ANAIS NIN

>> No.9385617
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9385617

Mervyn Peake
MaseratiXXX

>> No.9386121

>>9384549
Oi who is she?

>> No.9386125

death on the installment plan is sort of funny but i think the people that swear it's great are fags who like all the underage homostuff, otherwise it's kind of fucking boring, and hearing the guy whining constantly about how everything is everyone else's fault gets tedious

>> No.9386128

Herman Hesse and Chanel Preston or Jenna Haze

>> No.9386132

>>9384603
yo that looks fucking dank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N25CYgYu_4Y

sick soundtrack of medieval tunes on an= 16 bit soundcard

>> No.9386135

>>9386132
oh there was a whole series, which continued into the 00s, now i recognize it, Patrician IV, etc.

>> No.9386188

>>9385020
Yup.
But spending close to a decade on 4chan might also have something to do with it.

>> No.9386195
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9386195

>>9384514
Trump, and Charlton Heston
>he hasn't seen Heston Porn

>> No.9386226

>>9384546
This

>> No.9386229 [DELETED] 

V.

Nadine Jensen

>> No.9386235
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9386235

Its either these two and either Walden or The Grapes of Wrath.

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Pornstar: Dani Jensen

>> No.9386367

>>9386275
yo thats gangsta, where u get that plugin, or u just hostfiled to that from pornhub.com or wut

>> No.9386370

God Taste
>>9385617
>>9385106
>>9384546

Great Taste
>>9386235
>>9384566
>>9384598
>>9384872
>>9384887

Ehhhh
>>9384765
>>9385085

>> No.9386498

>>9385100
damn I was gonna make that joke

>> No.9386602

>>9386498
FAGGOT

>> No.9387132

>>9384514
>celine

My man

>> No.9387179

>>9384537
Gay

>>9384548
Hipster

>>9384566
Vanilla

>>9384579
Sure why not

>> No.9387235

Dostoievski and alexa scout

>> No.9387239

>>9385299
>He fell for the anonymous meme

Feel sorry for you, bud. Hope you didn't post anything too bad.

>> No.9387267

>>9387179
>Vanilla

My dude! I am on advanced forms of sexual deviancy myself and can only achieve an erection under specific circumstances involving a banana suit and a can of spraypaint. This personal sexual revolution of mine is surely sustainable

>> No.9387276

>>9387267
Cry more.

>> No.9387329

don't have one LOL
gelbooru.com with the "male_focus solo" tag on

>> No.9387384

>>9385517
only patrician itt

>> No.9387484

>>9387267
I like the way you write. Do you write novels in your free time?

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>>9384957
>/lit/
>not watching porn

>> No.9387496

>>9385052
¿De Julián Ríos?

>> No.9387497

>>9387490
>tfw porn doesn't get me off anymore
>tfw the only way i get off is through chatting with others

>> No.9387517

>>9387497
reaction pic dawg
you should post it

>> No.9387524

James Joyce.

I only fap to 2D.

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>>9387517
>tfw i forgot my reaction pic
>tfw it isn't even a good pic

>> No.9387540

>>9387484
Sure, but I'm not posting it here

>> No.9387547

>>9387524
Truly the most patrician choices I have seen thus far. Congratulations on your life choices, my friend. I too only shake my third leg at the sight of lines and pixels drawn by Japanese men.

>>9387540
Too bad, but understandable.

>> No.9387584
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Sandra 'Wifey' Otterson
Bruno Schultz

>> No.9387611

>>9384938
The patrician choice.

>> No.9387613

>>9384662
Patrician taste

>> No.9387619

>>9387484
>"holy... i want more..."

>>>/reddit/

>> No.9387620

>>9384514
Dostoevsky
Lucy Thai

>> No.9387623

>>9384514
Proust and Umemaro 3D

>> No.9387633

>>9387619
Did I say that? Fuck off. I just tried to give a compliment you sensative faggot. I never asked for him to post his writings.

>> No.9387635
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Huysmans

>>9384579
Pedo.

>>9384598
>swag is for boys, class is for men

>>9384957
LONDON

>> No.9387640

>>9387633
Yeah, you did say that.

>sensative

HOWLING

>> No.9387652

Dostoevsky and Sasha Grey

>> No.9387657

Lawrence Durrell
Stoya

>> No.9387659

Antonio di Benedetto/ Katie Cummings

>> No.9387672

Borges and Siri

>> No.9387680

>>9387640
No, I didn't. I thought you would be able to read but apperantly that's asking too much from you. Now reread my post and accept your defeat, mortal.

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>>9387680
>apperantly

>> No.9387687

>>9386235
Shit taste and reading comprehension

>> No.9387698

Cao Xueqin and Meggan Mallone

>> No.9387705

>>9387683
;)

>> No.9388006

>>9387652
My man!