/lit/ - Literature

I think you should probably reevaluate your life.

>>9358458
No thanks. I like to live with morals which I can justify and they are never mistaken.

You're right about that being the supreme trajectory, but as a meme it's too bloated to have any viral potential.

I'm Jewish and I regularly correct my girlfriend on points of Church doctrine and scriptural authority. Where does that place me?

>>9358500
Forgot to mention she's Catholic.

>>9358500
Believing in God, Believing in God and reading Christian literature...

>>9358500
Hell.

>>9358466
>justify
>muh dogma

I like the subtlety and impartiality of this meme. Was a great use of your time.

>>9358513
Don't forget reading the bible and, strictly speaking, preaching the bible

>>9358466
I mean because you clearly spend quite some time to produce a chart which has no value whatsoever solely to shitpost on a literature subsection of an anime board for autistic teens.

>>9358544
You're literally doing it... BACKWARDS. In every way possible.

Christians:"Atheists are so in your face and smug about their beliefs."

Also Christians: >>9358446

>>9358547
e tu, brute

This is what terminal autism looks like. Seek help, my man.

>>9358556
That doesn't even make sense. Are you actually a bit touched or mentally challenged?

You bombed this meme harder than Kissinger did Cambodia.

>>9358554
If I made this meme the other way around, you would've praised me

>>9358560
touched in my private parts by an angle of G-d

>>9358446
don't you know that neoplatonism is the pinnacle of religious belief?

>>9358564
Okay, you're 14. It's time to fuck off. Site is 18+.

Wow, as OP I thought /lit/ would comprehend this meme better than /b/

>>9358572
well I'm a good nicean Christian so 3 = 1 therefore 14 = 42 so whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you, cunt

>>9358563
I'm not him, but probably not. Were just emerging from a five year period of reactionary religious shitposting, in response to the year of reddit atheist shitposting in 2012. If you did it the other way, it'd still be stupid, but people would still be calling you a man-child fedora.

>>9358584
True. You can't win no matter how good you deliver your opinion.

>>9358575
Everyone understands it. It's retarded teenage babble. Not because it's about religion, but because it's pointless in the extreme. You should keep it to your kindergarten buddies.

>>9358563


I wouldn't praise a shitposter regardless of their religious beliefs. Your post is essentially this:

"Hi guys I'm a spectacular dickmuncher who likes to make overused and unoriginal one-sided memes on highly controversial topics to bait some replies because I need to consume some form of drama to distract me from my miserable existence."

>>9358597
No more like: "I'm a Christian, and I think the meme is funny so I decided to create this and post on /lit/ because I honestly thought you would all react intelligently and mature to it."

>>9358607
>I think the meme is funny
Not even an actual clinical retard would find it funny.
>thought you would all react intelligently and mature
What exact reaction did you expect to your 9gag maymay picture?

>>9358595
OP didn't deliver his opinion well, though. It wasn't funny, insightful, or origional. Stuff like this is spammed all the time.

The subject matter wasn't the weak spot, it was its stale and heavy handed delivery.

>>9358607

Oh Im sorry is the picture suppose to be funny in itself?


Why is it funny then? because it isn't true? Is that the joke?That Christianity doesn't make you smart?

Explain to me how this is suppose to be funny in itself and once you've done that tell me if you think this joke is original in anyway.

I thought /lit/ would have Christians

>>9358466
>morals [...] they are never mistaken
This is the epitome of Unsinn.
It doesn't mean anything.

>>9358651
It is a Christian board.

>>9358521
This.

>>9358674
Clearly not, because that's a long discussion. In short, my morals are Biblical.

Preaching the bible makes you a bible because all bible preachers are just parrots?

>Not reading the Qur'an

Good meme OP. I'd download and share it if it didn't have so many typos.

>>9358685
Where???

>extremely tiny brain: ready player one is good
>tiny brain: ready player one is bad
>normal brain: ready player one is an indicator of what art under capitalism must turn into
>glowy brain: ready player one is good for getting mouthbreathing vidya players to read something
>extremely glowy brain: ready player one is a satire of silicon valley tech culture's infantilization and lack of authentic ideas

>over 40 replies to this underage retardation

>>9358684
No its just that if your brain is filled with true bible, then you will end up preaching it if you're a true Christian.

>>9358702
Don't get it

>>9358701
arguements
existance
proove
peoples

>>9358446
Bible is from the same as the Torah and Qur'an, so should have put them in as well.

>>9358711
Thanks, I'll reupload

>>9358715
Nice

For anyone passing by, reupload

>>9359112
Thanks. I'll share it.

Do you kids still believe in the tooth fairy, too?

r8 my OC

this is nice autism spectrum disorder

>>9358544
wheres the bottom text from?

>>9358446
Not funny or interesting.
0 points my friend, try harder next time.

>>9359838
is this slobvenian mem

>>9358446
You're an unfunny piece of deluded shit. Go do something useful, cunt.

>>9359879

hahahahahahahah top kek

>>9358466
How do you justify morals? Lmao

>>9358544
These need be flipped

this is nice autism spectrum disorder