/lit/ - Literature

fit please go, I don't actually want to be fit
I just want to read books and be cute

>>9352514
Show boypussy

/fit/ might need /lit/, but /lit/ doesn't need /fit/.

if you want to follow the stereotypes, you're the assholes who used to beat us up and make fun of us for being nerds. now your face is cratering from steroid abuse and you want us to help you recover your previously good skin condition.

>>9352551lmao dude /fit/ was the weird manlet in highschool who never had a gf and played video games all night.

>>9352671
This desu. /fit/ is a board of peace.

/fitlit/ gave us this, so it's not exactly what I'm after right now.

>reading Greek mythology today
>doing squat and bench tomorrow

/fitlit/ really is the best way to make it

>>9351713
Can Scooby be any more of a faggot?

>>9352551
How delusional are you, lmao?

/fit/ is 90% manlets, autists, robots, failed normies trying to lift their feels away.

>>9352867
i've never been there, like i've never been to /pol/, /mlp/ or /redacted/.

>>9351713
Let this be and be praised for the age of /fitlit/ ubermench is here. May lesser men perish, and those willing join us.
The ubermench memes we follow:

>/noporn/ --Discipline--
>/lit/ --MindGains--
>/fit/ --BodyGains--

These three stand as the three pillars of evolution for us. With the power of these combined, you too can become ubermench!

DEUS VULT!

>>9353103
I'm ready

>>9351713
but /lit/ is not gay desu

>>9353111
Trips confirm it

>>9353103
>>9353111
>>9353129
>Beta uprising towards alpha starts now.
My fellowe brethren, arise stand up and practice the good ways of life.
I personally also would wish to include
>Meditation --ExtraMindGains--

if you want to improve the world improve yourself b-b-buckos!

>>9353103

>/lit/ --MindGains--
>/fit/ --BodyGains--
nope

/fit/ leave
/fit/ leave
/fit/ leave

>>9353103
cringe

>>9352551
jokes on you i was never beaten lmao

>>9351713
Read Laughable Loves by Kundera.

>all the /fit/ hate ITT
Are we really that populated with pseuds? Can you not understand that to better your mind you must also better your body? And have you ever been to /fit/ once, to know what they are truly like, or do you merely spew your vague misconceptions about them without looking their way, the same way you fall over yourselves to opine on books you've never read?

>>9354454
They are only salty because they can't lift one pl8 and only read plea-tier littérature while they spout "I am an lit major guys Xddd".

This board is full of pseudo-intellectuals angry that someone could improve both physically and intellectually.

Don't despair guys, we all started as rookie. Some of us want to help other accomplish more of their lives.

>>9352551
jokes on u cuz i get laid and u dont
:o

>>9354454
yeh im pretty sure they are mad because not only are fit people stronger than them but now because of fitlit theyre gonna be smarter too. anyway im going back to fit, turns out u guys r all asshole nerds that treat other people like shit even tho we liked u guys

>>9354454
dis

>>9352551
being this insecure

>>9354454
>Can you not understand that to better your mind you must also better your body?
You do not need to improve your body to improve your mind. Certain chemical changes can be useful, but they are dishonest and distasteful, and so should be rejected. Generally speaking, the body is worthless preserving it is a false step.

>>9351713
scooby isnt natty, he listens to audiobooks

>>9355708
>can't run more than 45 seconds without having a stroke.
>can't bench because he fear people will laugh at his 1 rep max thus hurting his fee-feeling

Everyone, laugh at that limp-wristed faggot.

>>9352866
He's married to a man... so no.

What happened to fitlit I was actually enjoying it. I thought it was gonna be permanent