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Why haven't you read the book of the decade yet, anon?

>> No.9283578
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>>9283568
where did we go wrong?

>> No.9283581
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>"Stunning." - John Green

>> No.9283593
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>>9283568
>U
FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS DUMB MILLENNIAL BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS IS NOT COMMON USAGE THERE IS NO NEED TO CONSERVE CHARACTERS HERE YOU LOOK LIKE AN ACTUAL CHILD AND I'M ALWAYS GOING TO READ THAT AS "OO" BECAUSE THE NON-TERMINALLY RETARDED AMONG US WOULD NEVER SUBSTITUTE A SINGLE FUCKING LETTER FOR A WORD IN ANY POSITION, BUT ESPECIALLY NOT THE FUCKING TITLE YOU DUMBASS
THIS IS LEXICOGRAPHIC SHITDICK AND I HATE IT REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9283594

I don't read books by or about niggers. I don't even read books that sound like nigger books, like The Invisible Man. Take away one little word and you're dealing with a nigger book by that dumb nigger Ralph Waldo Ellison. Dumb nigger made it so I can't read Self-Reliance without fear of accidentally picking up a book by his black ass.

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>>9283593
Shut u shitlord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me4_QwmaNoQ

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>>9283616
You misunderstand. I've been so deeply indoctrinated by university campus culture I'm almost an unironic leftist. It's only the linguistic things that bother me. That being said
>declarative sentences
>most white man sentences
fucking lel

>> No.9283650

>>9283616
>those crowd responses

how the fuck do they enjoy hearing the same shit from themselves over and over again? real pavlovian shit

>> No.9283654

>>9283616
Couldn't last longer than 20 seconds.

>> No.9283665

>>9283616
Wow. Shivers. A real tour de force.

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>>9283616
Holy...

>> No.9283685

>>9283683
what a stud

>> No.9283712

>>9283616
fuck

>> No.9283743

>>9283616
made it to 1:20
damn

>> No.9283759

>>9283568
>The hate u give
Stupid nigger can't even spell "you" properly. This book must be complete garbage.

>> No.9283768

>>9283578
>Julie Leto
>Review harps on about muh emotions
Women

>> No.9283788

>>9283616
(((Melissa Lozada-Oliva)))

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>>9283568
SWIIIIIIIIING LOOOWWWW SWEEEET CHAR-IOT

>> No.9283799

>>9283788
>88
PRAISE KEK

>> No.9283800

>>9283616
Wow, that was amazing
Snaps all around for her

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>>9283683
>using a semicolon in a YouRube comment

>> No.9283827

>>9283616
it's /pol/ using reverse psychology

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>>9283616
Why did you post this you rat

>> No.9283838

>>9283827
>it's r/books whining about /pol/ again

>> No.9283856

>>9283616
Is that the "I'm a slut" girl?

>> No.9283862

>>9283568
Frizzy haired black girls in the late 20s early 30s have become the psoterchild for everything that is annoying, hipster, superficial (social justice bs), coca cola commercials (commercials in general), makes me kinda want to punch em. I never had that biased before. They should all be walking around with ukeleles and tiny bells trailing behind them.

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>>9283862
Unfortunate because that hair is cute

>> No.9284054

>>9283862
>never had that biased
that bias
or
I was never biased before.

Agree with that other anon. It's really sexy.

>> No.9284065

>>9283616

> fuck language n shit, you better understand all my valley girl slang or you a racist

>> No.9284087

>>9283856

No. If booktubers are goddesses in the /lit/ pantheon, spoken word slam champs are devils.

>> No.9284089

>>9283616
That was unironically pretty good and /lit/ it too pleb to understand or appreciate it.

>> No.9284093

>>9283568
AYYOOO

HOL UP

Seriously though, is anyone else concerned how far this narrative is going? I get nervous sometimes.

>> No.9284116

>>9284089
Here's your (You).

>> No.9284118

>>9283650
itt: 4chan in a nutshell

>> No.9284295

>>9284026
>nigger
>nappy hair
>cute

>> No.9284467

>>9283654
I could only last 9

>> No.9284486

>>9283616
I'll shake the hand of anyone that hates F Scott Fitzgerald

>> No.9284498

>>9283593
Jesus it's like you don't know your Tupac bruh

>> No.9284508

>>9283759
T H U G
H
U
G

Can't even recognize your own memes anymore. Sad.

>> No.9284529

>>9283616
From the comments:
>"It's like maybe, i only speak in questions because im so use to being cut off"
>WOW snaps all around.
t. dogfilter
>When a piece of art can ask critical questions and shine a new light on topics that so many people just take as truth-- that's why we do this. Thanks for this poem.
t. literal fedora in profile pic
>gave this video a "like"
t. "Ugh, Lauren"
>i want to personally mail this to every single 11 - 20 yr old boy who criticized my language and then some
t. anime pic
>GAWD I LOVE HERRR
t. TheGeekyBlonde

27,736 likes, about 500 dislikes
Wrap it up boys, it's been fun, but English is over now. It was a good run.

>> No.9286345

BUT I HAVE READ 10:04

>> No.9286394

>>9283616
>white man sentences
Why? That entire video, just why?

>> No.9286414

>>9283616
I didn’t think people like this actually existed. And it’s not even a weird rant, it’s a ‘poem’.

>> No.9286427

>>9283616
Congrats anon you've found the sjw singularity...

>> No.9286459

>>9283616
This isn't that bad?

Honestly, now Trump's won I'm a lot less angry at these people. They're so manageable and small now.

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>>9283568
At least it's honest about the content of the book.

>> No.9286706

>>9283593
Fuck u

>> No.9286807

>>9284295
It's cute, yeah

>> No.9287016

>>9284026
I need her to be my gf

>> No.9287144

>>9283568
Because it was written by a dumb nigger woman

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>>9286507
What did the publisher mean by this?

it is clearly intentional.

>>9283568
>poor posture
>revealing torn clothes
>submissive stance
I feel like I'm getting mixed messages here

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>>9283568
>it's a black lives matter book
whomst've ever wrote this couldn't've been serious