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Have you ever fallen under the delusion that your train operator browses 4chan and is trying to flirt with you so you reciprocate but then one day you find out she's fat so you stop but not all at once because that's rude. Has this ever happened to you before? Is this behavior a threat to the foundation of western culture, the lifeblood of the city (in a universal sense) and on some level a metaphysical attack on objective time?

>> No.9276359

>>9276271
The fatter the better

>> No.9276381

>>9276271
Is train operator a metaphor for God?
Are you a schizophrenic?

>> No.9276386

>>9276381
What are you talking about I am not OP but I experienced this

>> No.9276390
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9276390

>>9276359
This, OP is a low test schizo.

>> No.9276394

>>9276386
experienced what exactly? confusion?

>> No.9276402

>>9276394
No the part about the train operator

>> No.9276606

>>9276271
> having your own train operator
> not renting one

jeez, anon, get it together.

>> No.9276804

>>9276390
Can I get a citation on that image?

>> No.9276819

>>9276271
>female train operator
>union job, NYC MTA median salary is ~$90k
>to press 3 buttons and move in a straight fucking line for 6 hours a day. can listen to audiobooks and podcasts while operating.
>impossible to get into that union unless you have a referral from the inside
>this train operator chick flirting w/ you is your inside person
>get job
>listen to audiobooks and podcasts, make voice-to-text notes for your magnus opum while making $90k/year

>> No.9277144

>>9276271
No, yes, no, and no.