/lit/ - Literature

is there anything women can't fuck up?

>>9268978
Lmao

>>9268978
Hahahaha

>>9268978
fucking this.

Screenshotting this for later

>>9268978

>>9268978
include me in the best of 4chan twitter page screenshot but exclude me from the /r/4chan page screenshot please

>>9268978
I don't get it. I know who this girl is from the meme. But what's the joke in this post?

>>9269083
i dont get it either

>>9268978
please don't say this on her vid, anon.

>>9269083
>>9269094
t. women

>>9269268
so that's the whole joke

how funny

>>9269083
>>9269094
she's our fuckin queen you fags and you don't know who 'she' is???

>>9269294
we do, you guys are simply just as funny as shit laying in the sun

>>9268841
>be me
>high school frosh
>reading the beats because my dad bought me dharma bums
>forward of some book references "Howl," look it up on the internet
>read all the publicly available ginsberg on the internet in maybe 2 months
>flash forward to sophomore year
>poetry assignment, you pick any poem you want from the text and orally analyze it for the class
>see nagasaki days, think 'fuck yeah'
>don't prepare anything because i feel like i understand it well enough
>day comes, my turn
>"Well, I picked this poem because I recognized the author, Allen Jinsberg. I think---"
>prof cuts me off, says "Ginsberg"
>say "Oh, haha. I don't think I've ever heard it out loud before."
>finish my analysis, get 100%
>understand that mispronunciations like this are a simple fact of the English language and nobody judged me negatively for it, except maybe chloe, that bitch
>move on with my life

>>9269308
>Allen Jinsberg
>Allen Jinsberg
>Allen Jinsberg
>Allen Jinsberg

>>9269294
they're women mate, don't bother they'll never understand

>>9268978
yeah, your mother did quite a shitty job with you

>>9269311
running tally of the problems in this post: it's foreword, and 'fast forward,' not 'flash forward,' and he was a teacher, not a professor

>>9269313
super fuckin funny hilarious

you can buy better sense of humour on ebay, you low brow fuck

>>9269317
>female """"""""""""banter"""""""""""""

>>9268841
>cormac mckerthy
>HONOR DE BALLSACK
>dstovskskski
>gaybriel markys
>thomas men
>kzntztzkkkis
>ourhen peymuck
>heyruki murakeymy
>gowgowl
>sien... sinki... polish guy
>kefke
>leyyyopold cheddar sengour
>anatoley freeence
>henry melville
>samuel tailor cold ridge

>>9269326
i'd post my dick to prove you i am a dude, but i dont want to give you the biggest erection in your miserable faggy life

>>9269294
The anon clearly said he knew who she was. Nice reading comprehension buddy.

Also
>SHE'S OUR QUEEN xDDD
Fuck off

>>9269333
t. 50% Satan

>>9269325
>>9269317
>>9269308
>>9269286
>>9269337
>>9269338


Go back to sucking daddy's dick and leave this beautiful thread be.

cheeky bastards.

>>9268841
Truman Capotey

>>9269337
>>9269317
>>9269308
these comments scream "i'm a redditor"

>>9269349
go back to gargling on your fathers balls while masturbating yourself to the smell of his pubes, you dumb inbred moron

>>9269354
That's me btw

>>9269358
Holy fuck you really are a fag aren't ya.
Not even joking anymore.

>>9269358
this comment's subtext is "I'm underage"

>>9269083
The joke is OP samefagging.

>>9269333
>samuel tailor cold ridge

>>9269333
devilish

>>9269373
of course you are not joking, your sense of humour is capable only of writing Allen fuckin Jinsberg and that's all your poor fuckin jokes

>>9268841
>Eric Marie Remark
>wait, was he/she transgender?

>>9269391
>go back to gargling on your fathers balls while masturbating yourself to the smell of his pubes, you dumb inbred moron

Much better right?

>>9269333
someone post this on her youtube video

>>9269409
Give me the link, I'll double the body count

>>9269412
it's in the OP you silly goose

>>9269408
except it wasnt a joke, you fuckin idiot, it wasnt meant to be funny, while in your eyes Allen Jinsberg is super fuckin hilarious

learn to fuckin read, you are the biggest piece of shit here

>>9269412
get outta here. Shoo

>>9269412
oops my bad thought this was the old thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-btEg0fU8

>>9269428
Oh Lord, she's even more wholesome than I remember, I can't do this to her.

http://katiesclassicbooks.tumblr.com/

>>9269419
how's 9th grade going?

>>9269438
of course you cant because apparently you have some leftovers of worthiness and self dignity and you dont need to compensate by attack people who also have some values

not like other fuckers here whose lives is based on endless masturbation sessions to lolifutanekoshota porn and who have read two books in their life and then go to /lit/ and pose to have fuckin phd in literature

You guys ever wonder if there's a way out of this hell?

>>9269449
pretty good, how is going your new book"Smartass responses for dummies"

>>9269450
I get where you're going with this and I agree
You want to do this to her by yourself and before she will close her YT page due to all the frog pictures don't you you sick fuck? Well, you and me and the Devil makes three buddy, we're in it together, you don't get to keep her to yourself

>>9269456
How is the first page of "Syntax For Dummies" treating you?

>>9269499
good, my syntax still sucks and yet still i am way fuckin better person that some shithole whose life is shitty jokes and attacks on a girl from yt who doesnt deserve it at all

i remember when 4chan harassed people who kinda deserved that, not "just because"

you fuckin cancerous newfag

>>9268841

More like " All in jizz her"

CAN I GET A (You) AND A LMAO HERE?

>>9269543
>More like " All in jizz her"
what the fuck is wrong with your shitty sense of humour tonight

it sucks all the time, but today you are achieving fuckin greatness in the area of lamest reasons to laugh, clap fuckin clap

>>9268978
Better question: is there a woman no man would fuck?

>>9269527
>good, my syntax still sucks and yet still i am way fuckin better person that some shithole whose life is shitty jokes and attacks on a girl from yt who doesnt deserve it at all

>i remember when 4chan harassed people who kinda deserved that, not "just because"

>you fuckin cancerous newfag

>implying I've harassed her in any way
>implying I'm not just shitting on you (BTW you deserve it)

>>9269405

>>9269554
Oh, if you haven't harassed her, good sir, then by all means, please forgive me my foul language.

Honestly, doing that autistic shit again will only make her close her account again, This is not the time for rush action lads, we need a plan to milk this only barely literate farmgirl for all the juices she can provide us for the next few months.

>>9269577
honestly, doing that autistic shit again won't fix your miserable shitty life, go back to masturbating to fuckin ponies

who /whiteknight/ here?

>>9269585
Katie, don't read this thread and please don't delete your account again I wanna hear more inane opinions on books everyone and their surrogate mother knows by a person who I would not trust to explain to me how traffic lights work, can't pronounce names in her own language, and is a barely 6,5/10 with mildly animu eyes.

>>9269594
its not about whiteknight, its about fuckin idiots who harass person without any fuckin reason, that is exactly this kind of cancer that is lowering level of everything here to fuckin shit, 4chan used to attack people who actually deserved that