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The reality of the book industry Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:48:14 2017 No.9234512 [DELETED]

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>Woman: Oh hi, you're Anon? The publishers are releasing my book, "Scrumptious Wumptious Clean Eating Goddess Cooking Secrets For #WinningWomen"! I have 50,000 preorders from my Instagram followers alone!
>Man: They're releasing my book, "Sex Secrets of the SAS Endurance Gods" next month.
>Woman: So Anon, why are you at this publishing party? What book do you have published? Oh... You're just a marketing intern... That's... interesting...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:50:26 2017 No.9234525 i want to read that SAS book

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:53:18 2017 No.9234540 >>9234525 He's giving corporate seminars for employers such as Goldman Sachs, Bank of England, Toyota etc. so if you're a middled aged Investment Banking Emerging Markets Distressed Debt Associate living in London then you're in luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:53:40 2017 No.9234541 >dudes dating under Nice world we got here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:54:39 2017 No.9234543 File: 118 KB, 580x376, ElliotRodger-580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just released my manifesto. It's called 'My Twisted World' and I'm about to do a publicity shoot.

>>	Noodle Bro Mon Mar 13 22:13:46 2017 No.9234852 >>9234543 "Publicity shoot" Haha 10/10 genius anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:00:50 2017 No.9236245 >>9234543 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:02:48 2017 No.9236249 File: 150 KB, 245x320, 814206047_2019824.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9234543 Quality post

>>	Vagina Wolf Tue Mar 14 06:09:47 2017 No.9236265 Thoroughly updated and expanded with even more information on the world’s lighthouses, The Lighthouse Encyclopedia is the definitive reference on these maritime beacons and coastal icons!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:11:54 2017 No.9236270 When I want to publish my book I'm just going to put it in a Mega upload link here and let meme magic take care of the rest

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:20:50 2017 No.9236282 >>9234512 What are you trying to say? That publishing is just as shitty as every other industry? That only shitty, marketable books are being published?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:22:37 2017 No.9236287 >>9234543 Oh good, something worthwhile came from this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:06:34 2017 No.9236341 File: 394 KB, 598x564, 1475756939282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9234543

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:11:54 2017 No.9236356 >>9234512 I'll have you know that my book, "10 Ways to Embrace Mediocrity: A Guide to Accepting that You've Failed", is quite popular with philosophy graduates.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:20:27 2017 No.9236377
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>>9234512

I'd probably be super passive aggressive in a situation like this one

>" I think it's great that people are getting into reading with your books. Starting with simple ideas and writing is a good jumping off point to get into the serious stuff. "

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:23:24 2017 No.9236383 >>9236377 "Okay. BTW how's your love life going?"

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:36:22 2017 No.9236405
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>>9236383

>"Oh chad, you wouldn't believe how exhausting women can be when you walk around with Post-modernist novels in your hands. They always want to know what you think of them and your interpretation of numerous elements.Truly, I envy you. "

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:38:02 2017 No.9236408 File: 832 KB, 925x842, 1482217341625.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9236405 Holyshit, Chad will never recover from this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:44:45 2017 No.9236426 >>9236405 "Well, at least I'm not morbidly malnourished like you."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:48:13 2017 No.9236437 >>9236426 >not being thinspo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:48:49 2017 No.9236441 >>9236426 Chad wouldn't say that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:53:09 2017 No.9236452 >>9236441 We're dealing with a bookChad. BookChads know the lingo of linguistic mediocrity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:18:49 2017 No.9236522 >>9236452 BookChads don't "know". They just "be".

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:32:25 2017 No.9236552 >>9236356 I wonder if "I'll have you know" gets ever used in a non-facetious manner

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:40:19 2017 No.9236567 >>9236522 Deep

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:05:16 2017 No.9236627 >>9234512 >Woman Stopped reading.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:11:11 2017 No.9237043 >>9234512 My ex left me for a guy that had actually published a "Sex secrets" book.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:12:10 2017 No.9237047 >>9237043 Guess you should have read it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:18:02 2017 No.9237069 File: 13 KB, 258x289, smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9234543

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:28:27 2017 No.9237318 >>9237043 post book title

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:28:48 2017 No.9237320 File: 852 KB, 200x156, Too many keks.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9234543 >publicity shoot.

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