/lit/ - Literature

>>9198108
This is so good

>>9198160
This is not /lit/ humor
This is my aunt's Facebook wall humor

>>9198967
>galloping abs
kek

>>9200622
thats a slow burn

>>9200670
knew it was coming and still laughed really hard

I know, I know, it's tumblr

>>9200702
dang...bukowski btfo...

>be me
>in highschool (18 no underage b&)
>jock says i never get laid
>tell him that that can't be true
>he says that it is a fact
>tell him that truth isn't as simple as that and that for me empirical truth is embedded in a larger metaphysical framework where truth claims are evaluated on their darwinian merit
>tell him that if it were the case that i never get laid i would not reproduce and that therefore my genes would die out
>tell him that my genes dying out goes against the higher darwinian principle in which the framework of science is embedded and therefore it is ultimately wrong, since the lack of survival of my genes would necessarily go against moral truth
>he says that's a bunch of bullshit and things are either true or false
>pause for about thirty seconds, consider the implications of his views, fight back a tear
>tell him that his rational empiricist perspective is highly dangerous and that that kind of thinking leads to all kinds of horrible consequences and that he should read The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn so that he can see that for himself
>he says i'm still a virgin nerd
>girls laugh

>>9200733
When did the Gulag Archipelago become a meme on here and why?

>>9200751
probably recently like Peterson because he became a meme and he recommends it

/lit/ cringe thread

>>9200702
how can he ever recover

>>9200579
>my aunt's Facebook wall humor

I know it well

>>9198049
Can someone solve this for me?

>>9200702
made me kek

i took a limousine 2 work today

>>9200609
I am not as noble as hitler was when he was young. I do not have the same greatness of heart that he did.

All that keeps me from committing more horrible crimes is my own weakness and smallness.

>>9198108
I'm fucking crying

>>9200702
Best BTFO bukowski was when Raymond Carver wrote a poem mocking his style after he met him and he was an absolute pig to everyone including Ray's wife.

>>9201052
What? How is this funny?

>>9200609

What is this from? Quite a hhumanizing view of the man.

>>9200702
burn burkovski, burn

>>9201805

In the old days you had to put money into a meter inside your house/apartment to pay for heating. The dad in the joke tricked his child into paying the gas bill by convincing him/her that it was some kind of piggy bank.

>>9198047

>>9198047

>>9201943
I love this board

>>9201021
That one in the middle with the two levers on each side is pretty neat

>>9198967
Kek

>>9201872
the young hitler i knew

>>9202102
Has anyone tried going on dingleball.com??

The rabbit hole goes even deeper, apparently you need a username and password to access the site.... what could this be

You guys... the website is pawsinc...

>>9201905
That sounds horrible and dehumanizing. Was it the same for water and electricity? Did gas companies not trust anyone to pay a bill?

>>9201905
How did that even work? When did they retrieve the money?

>>9202210
>How did that even work? When did they retrieve the money?
Are you daft? How do you think the gas gets to your house? The coins go through the same pipe the other direction to the gas factory.

>>9202192
In the YouTube video at the end, it shows another website.

Garfcom.biz is a site with a username and password option as well, but nothing is ever entered or shown except for four files...

The rabbit hole goes deeper.

>>9202192
There used to be an official(probably) odie-themed game on that site.
Guess it's just not there anymore.

>>9202306
But why keep the username and password???

>>9202317
That wasn't there before. They probably just kept the address and locked it.

>>9202321
Suspicious...

>>9200622
That's just depressing

>>9201052
ascended humor desu

>>9201073
If he pulls the lever, he proves socrates' words false and hence contradicts himself, but if he doesn't pull the lever, he proves socrates' words to be true, and also contradicts himself.

>>9202748
isn't it the other way around?

>>9198967

This has got to be fake.

>>9198967
>Hilda clutched at the bedsheet with lust and ecstasy and her hands.

You can't make this shit up

>>9202760
It's like the Pinocchio riddle, although that one has a work around if the time of the lie is not properly specified.

>>9202220
Okay that's gotta be bullshit. No way coins are travelling that far through a pipe.

>>9198049
Would be even funnier if he says you will not pull the lever

>>9198047
someone please post Katie's Classic Books
pls /lit/

>>9200609
>Every single one of these describes me
Fug

>>9202936

>>9203064
The best
I was there for it

>>9198108

This manages to summarise 500 hours of Zizek YouTube videos without losing anything

>>9203064
>>9203142

What would Zizek think of that last comment? Someone show this to him at an event or something.

>implying it wasn't he who wrote it

>>9203257

Please could someone post the discernible talent story between the student and his college professor. I love that one but haven't seen it in ages.

>>9201021
is this lost?

>>9200609
>living off milk and bread

/fit/ material

>>9203064

best of /lit/

>>9203390
kys

>>9200658
i love it

>>9198108
It's actually montenegrins who put their penises in the ground

>>9203557
Yes, because the stereotype is that they are lazy

Does anyone have that 4-panel comic of a stick figure deciding to read Homage to Catalonia? I think it went something like this

>first panel he decides to read HtC
>second panel he grabs the book and an arrow is pointed at the stick figure, labelled ''clueless''
>third panel he's reading it
>fourth he's heading towards la ramblas holding a rifle

Requesting the copypasta of the guy who's bragging about achieving a whole bunch of envious stuff.

>>9200640
>>9202718
Explain please

>>9204294
The guy is regretting '''''''doing'''''''' a "German minor". He did it while drunk, and asks for forgiveness from Allah.
Germany has let in more than a million refugees into the country, mainly from islamic middle-east, which has caused widespread sexual harassment and attacks, even towards minors, on part of the refugees.

>>9203064
>This girl went to my highschool

I heard she's married now

>>9204341
ooooooooooooooooh ok thanks man

Axioms

Fuckingaxioms

>>9198047
just as funny as it was in yesterdays thread
thanks

>>9204681
wait a second, this is the same thread
fuck me, im too dumb for /lit/

>>9204669
>>9204614

>>9203390
The funniest contribution to this thread. Which again proves that you are a sorry bunch of sadboys

>>9204343
Well, I'm glad this story finally has a happy ending.

>>9198967
>galloping abs

i swallowed my tongue

>>9204708
This mostly proves that you should have stayed on 9gag, bubbale.

>>9198055
excellent

this is an actual book that you can buy a physical copy of

life is strange