/lit/ - Literature

yea but im bi

gross

Possibly widely applicable on /b/, but not here.

Grew up in lower class, suck it OP.

Female.
Didn't grow up with games.
Not racist.
Catholic.

>>918689
Sorry Stag, not racist, not really an underachiever, didn't play a lot of video games

And most of that (male, 15-25, middle class, non-religious) is true of most of the nerdy parts of the internet

>>918689
nah
-female
-upper middle class
-not a fucking racist

Eh, close enough.

Age 15-25? That passes for predicting nowadays? Come back with a 2 year gap and we'll talk.

26 - otherwise, yes.

Female
18
Straight
Middle class, not very many video games
I'm an overachiever
Not racist
I am non-religious.

Pretty much, but I'm female.

Male = check
15-25 = no, 36
Straight = check
Grew up, etc. = check
Above-average underachiever = check...at least, I feel like an underachiever
Racist = nope, not by any reasonable definition
Non-religious = check

>>918712
You, madam, are the enemy.

ATTENTION:

If you are a racist, literally get the fuck out, you fucking scum

Not male, no video games, not racist.

Male = check
15-25 = 19
Straight = Gay
Grew up, etc. = check
Above-average underachiever = check...at least, I feel like an underachiever
Racist = Nah
Non-religious = check

OP is correct! But he's still a faggot.

Not an underachiever
Did not play tons of video games (just a lot of pokemon and yugioh when I was in elementary school)
Not racist

Male = Yepp
15-25 = 17
Straight = Indeed
Middle class with video games = Right
Intelligence = Not really that Intellectual, but a little of an underachiever.
Racist = Nay.
Non-religious = Yes

=Male
Yes.
=Age 15-25
Yes. I'm 23.
=Straight
No. Bi.
=Grew up somewhere in the middle class playing tons of video games.
Middle class? Yeah. Video games? Not tons. Occasionally played some.
=Above-average intelligence but an underachiever.
Above-average intelligence and a former underachiever. I'm currently working on writing a book, re-learning Spanish, getting a license to do phlebotomy, and learning to cook.
=Racist to some degree
Not by any sane definition of the word, no.
=Non-Religious
Essentially an animist.

It's easy to tell which respondents are Americans.

Listen up - racist is not the same as racist to some degree.

We're ALL racist to some degree because white people benefit more in a society constructed with institutionalized racism.

>>918753
"Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes!
Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes!
Look around and you will find
No one's really colorblind!
Maybe its a fact we all should face
Everyone makes judgments...based on race!"

>>918753
Make me, homosexual.

Correct on all points but age. I'm 35.

Perhaps the underachiever part is wrong as well, since I DO manage a small business game store, and it's pretty much a dream job except for asshole customers.

>>918781
Truer words were never sung, Gary.

>>918780
1) benefitting from institutionalized / societal racism does not make racist. it makes society racist.

2) while it is true that "everyone is racist to some degree" in that we have unconscious reactions to race, 'racist' (especially in this context, where it is an identifying quality, not universal) means that someone explicitly believes in the importance of races and the superiority of a single race

>>918791
If you actually believe in societal racism then you are racist unless you give your white privilege money to blacks; comes with the territory/belief. Otherwise you're a hypocrite. Personally, I don't give a fuck.

100% spot-on except for the non-religious part.
I found Christ last year.

>>918800
Where was he this time? A slice of bread? A tree?

I want to find him in a box of Cracker Jacks but never have yet.

=Female
=Age 30
=Lesbian
=Grew up poor, and worked my way out of the gutters
=I'm probably about average intelligence, but I work hard
=I'm married to a black girl
=I pray before every meal, when I wake up, and before I go to sleep. I fast one week every other month.

>>918804
Couldn't you have made up a religion that didn't have something silly like fasting for 42 days a year?

Wow.

You're completely right.

yes
no - 27
yes
yes
yes
yes - but who isn't?
no

>>918807
It's not a requirement of my religion. I choose to do it.

>>918810
Huh.

Well, Diff'rent Strokes and all that.

Yes.
Yes.
Bisexual.
Yes.
Could always do that little bit more.
Not particularly.
Correct.

what's with all the faggots

Female.
Yes.
Yes.
Half-way; I wish I grew up with video games.
No, I work my ass off.
Yes.
Yes.

Male
Old enough to have children 15-25
Straight
Middle class who never played a single video game
Above-average and kinda overachiever
Non-racist (sorry /b/)
Non-religious

>>918820
get the fuck out

Christ, so many goddamn fags around here. Oh, wait, I'm on /lit/. Nevermind.

-Yeah, but so is 50% of the world population, so what, big whoop, you guessed.
-Touche again, tough I'm still not giving you any credit.
-I do not have a proper sexual identity for lack of experience. I identify as straight, but I've fapped to some pretty gay shit.
-Yeah, but this applies to a shit ton of people in North America. Or Japan, probably Europe too now that I think about it. Hell, people in Australia play video games and are middle class. What of it?
-What's average intelligence? Anyways, I think I'm pretty average. I used to think I was hot shit because I read a lot and watch arty films no one else would watch. I eventually figured out I just had too much free time. But yeah, underachiever. You're on a winning streak, keep it up, nigger.
-Well shit, I guess I gave away myself already. I also hate Jews.
-Yeah, alright, you know me pretty well, OP, but if you really want to impress me, you'll guess what my name is.

>>918712
>>918712
>>918712
who let this cumdumpster in?

>>918846

Jacob.

>>918836

No.

>>918846
Rumpelstiltskin.

>>918860
Wrong, sun nigger. I'm thoroughly unimpressed.

Let's start a /lit/ hookup thread. Half of it is gay, the other half is girls... meaning I get all the pussy.

>>918846
>what's average intelligence?
100

>>918878
This is >>918776
Leave me one of the girls and I'm not complaining.

Yes, but I turned 26 two days ago.

=Yes
=Yes
=Yes
=lower class when i was really young, moved up though. Not "tons" of video games either.
=Yes
=Nope.
=Yes

>Racist to some degree
Haha.

No.

Correct on all assumptions, except I'm female and bi. But those are very vague assumptions to begin with.

OH MY GOD IT'S A PERFECT MATCH

= Yes
= Yes
= Yes
= Middle class yes, tons of video games no
= No
= Yes
= Atheist is the word

I am? If you say so bro.

Got me.

Close. I'm eloquent, yes, but I'm probably an idiot.

How did you...?

Yes

Yes

Yes

Kinda, Lower class in San Antonio ,TX who spent all his allowence down at the arcade

Kinda, I wouldn't call three years and counting at Harvad "underachieving"

Not at all

Very Catholic, Church every sunday

>>918975
This shit aint logical! You can't even spell!

>>918975

You're Mexican, aren't you? Grew up in poor South side of San Antonio, I bet. I grew up in the East side.

= Yes
= Yes
= Yes
= Yes
= No; I'm a moderately-good achiever with average intelligence, but intellectual pretensions
= No
= Yes (though I would prefer not to be associated with Christopher Hitchens and his "LOL MUSLIMS DEY EVIL" ilk).

Everything except the video games and the racism and the intellegence, which is probably avarage.

>>918978

I also doubt the kid went to Harvard, but I HATE fags like you who think all smart people are good spellers.

I FAIL at spelling, but I'm getting good grades here at Columbia getting my Chemistry Major. I could tell you the chemical formula of many substances, but I'd have to look at a Peridic Table to remember how to spell the elements.

Minus underachiever, that fucking nails me.

>>918992
When did I accuse him of being smart

>>918992
>Peridic Table
>Columbia
>Peridic Table
>Columbia
>Peridic Table
>Columbia
>Peridic Table
>Columbia
>Peridic Table
>Columbia
>Peridic Table
>Columbia
>Peridic Table
>Columbia

Keep trollin', bro.

yes
yes, 19
yes
lower middle, yes
yes and no
no more than an average person
yes

Male, 19, gay, rich, was never much into video games, I wouldn't call myself of above-average intelligence but I do under-achieve, only racist if it's a setup for a joke, and religion is a rather complex subject.

>Durr, I'm not a racist!

yes to the first 2, no to everything else.

>>919068
Notice how the artist never says why they are lies.
Just that they are.
Telling indeed.

Male
18
Straight
Upper middle class
above average intelligence - 130 IQ (btw spelling error on your picture)
not racist (only jokingly)
non religious

Never played video games
Over Achiever
Not Racist
Religious
Suck It Bitch

'cept the video games, you'd be right

-Male
19
Straight
Upper middle class, play more video games than "average" people
Around IQ 130, don't care to put effort in shit, so yeah.
I get more careful around people that are't Asian or Caucasian, and I do like racist jokes, so yeah.
Non-religious

Yeah, That's about right.

Other than growing up with games, that is completely true with me. I used to read a lot as a kid, the games are destroying my reading time now.

Also, I'm hardly an underachiever...

But I'm gay and a deist.

-male
-20
-straight
-middle class yes, vidya no.
-So I've been told.
-fuck no.
-Hard to say really.

Female.
Slightly past that age group now.
Practically asexual.
Played video games as much as the average kid.
I was my school's valedictorian.
I'm an equal opportunity hater of mankind.
...but I am spiritual. Was raised Catholic, screw that nonsense.

Yes
Yes
Yes
Ish
Yes
Aren't we all
hmmmmm

>>919170
>asexual
by choice?

-male
-21
-stra... ummm... ight?
- yes and yes
- I've been achieving for some time now
- No, not really at all
- Of course

>>918689
I don't think this really applies to /lit/ like it can other boards.

2/7

Female
19
Gay
Poor family
Average intelligence, worked ass off to get somewhere
No
Nonreligious.

Yep
Uh huh
Bisexual
Ehh, I guess this one applies. I was very low middle class, but did play my fair share of vidya.
More or less
No
Practicing Theravada Buddhist

>>918780
I assume they mean racism on the individual level, not societal and institutional.

White privilege is given to one by one's own society, it's not something you can control. You can be aware of it, and not let yourself take advantage of it, but to a large extent it depends on other people.

yes
yes
yes
yes
yes but I do well in college : )
hell yes
and again, yes

>>918689
Male
21
Straight
Poor fag in shelters for 70% of life but still vidya games
Average intelligence in most fields
Not really
Apatheist

-Check
-Check
-Nope
-Check
-Used to be true, several years ago.
-Not sure. I grew up in a town with two Mexican families and a single black one, so I don't really get much exposure and might have some prejudices because of it, but I try my hardest not to be.
-Check.

Yeah, it's not hard to figure out what kind of people browse 4chan.

please don't feed trolls

>Male
Yes.
>Age 15-25
No, I'm 29.
>Straight
Yes.
>Grew up somewhere in the middle class playing tons of video games.
Lower middle class, but few video games.
>Above-average intelligence but an underachiever.
Above average intelligence but not a huge underachiever. I have a Ph.D. in Chemistry, so have achieved academically at least.
>Racist to some degree
Not really. I'd describe myself as more misanthropic (the oft repeated "I'm not racist, I hate all colours and creeds")
=Non-Religious
Correct. Was brought up CE Christianity, but never believed in any of it as a child, and have never felt uncertain in myself about it.

No, I'm probably average intelligence, overachiever and not racist at all.

>>919266
>not racist at all
It's funny how many people believe this. Everyone looks into a rose-colored mirror.

>>919283
As little racist as is humanly possible then.

Male = check
15-25 = check
Straight = check
Grew up, etc. = check
Above-average underachiever = check
Racist = check
Non-religious = check

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>>919175
I guess. I'm sure I'd be heterosexual if I cared, but I don't really take an interest in people. Tried dating, I get annoyed by the other person in a matter of hours, have no real sexual or romantic feelings towards people at all. Not ronery, just don't feel it. *shrug*

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Male
18
Straight
Middle Class and video games
Smart and i under achieve
Not racist
Athiest

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who told you?

Male
21
Middle Class
Loves Video Games
Smart and underachieving
Not a racist, but I say racist things ironically because it amuses me
I am a devout Lutheran

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>male
>18
>Grew up in lower middle class family but still played a shit load of video games.
>Yes
>Everyone is a little racist
>atheist

Male
16
Straight
Lower then Low-Upper Jeffersons style, videogames
Above avg int but still not really trying
Racist but not prejudiced
Atheist

Female
18
Bisexual
Middle Class and dislike videogames
Smart and underacheiver
Not racist, but I say racist stuff just for fun
Non religious

Male
20
Bi (at least I think so. I don't go around telling everyone that I am.)
Middle class
Underacheiver but I still manage to do well in college.
Not a racist, but thinks making racist jokes and acting like one is funny just because it's offensive.
Agnostic atheist

Wrong.

Male
19
Yep
Nope, I do better than many people I regard just as intelligent as me
Not racist and frankly the racism here on 4chan pisses me off
Yep, nothing against the belief in God and faith, but following a religion is boring (and bad for some people)

male
18
Straight
Middle class, childhood was video games and friends and friends with video games
I'm a modest achiever, i can get whatever i want on coursework but i sure aint gona finish it early
not really racist, the occasional nigger but thats about it
Agnostic

Only one thing to say:

get out of my head, charles

Female
18
Nobody, not even bisexuals, like bisexuals. But I'm bi
Middle class, tried to do video games but parents kept getting me consoles years after (just got a ps2)
Yes. Everyone knows I have potential, but who gives a shit?
I'm black and hate blacks. What's wrong with me?
You can't just get rid of years of being told you'll burn in hell for such and such like that. It takes a while.

Male
18
Straight
Yes
Yes
Everyone is a little bit racist
Atheist probably describes me best.

>my face when Stag actually pulls off a decent troll

>>919422
Hey I think I know you

>>919437
hands off she's mine

No
No
No comment
Yes
Yes
No
No

Girl
17
More like reading tons of books
True
True
and true.

>>919442
No I mean, that description fits someone I know from here.

>>919449
Owait forgot pansexual or asexual or something like that.

Male = yes
15-25 = yes
Straight = yes
Grew up, etc. = yes
Above-average underachiever = yes (somehow, shit works out really well anyway)
Racist = no
Non-religious = technically I'm ignostic

Male
16
Straight
Lower class, and didn't get introduced to video games until about 10
Yes and no
Not really
Agnostic

Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Kind of

Male = Yes
15-25 = 27
Straight = ...Mostly
Grew up playing tons of video games = Not so much
Above-average underachiever = No
Racist = No
Non-religious = Mostly

>>919481
What is mostly?

yes to all, except I'd probably count as lower class and I'm gay.

>>918774
God I fucking hate people like you. Eat shit and die you motherfucker.

Y
19
Y
Not really, but our family has always worked and been comfortable. We're a bit of Middle class yet. Plus I hate video games. Generally always have.
Yes, and not an underachiever
Who isn't?
Sort of. I wish I was, for some reason.

>>919499

Male
18
Straight
I've been upper, middle, and lower class all in the last year.
Above-average intelligence, but not an underachiever.
Not racist.
Non-religious, but not the stereotypical 18-year-old atheist either.

I'm male
35 years old
Straight
Grew up middle class California, did play some video games but not much, when I was young video games were Pac Man and Space Invaders, spent most of my childhood reading
True, I'm very intelligent but an underachiever
Not racist even slightly
Very highly religious

>>919499
>I hate people who aren't like me

I'm not a racist, but I fucking hate hip-hop culture, and a lot of black culture. I think that distinction needs to be made. (For that matter, I hate lovey-dovey, mainstream, sitcom-like white culture too.)

>>919452
I don't talk to many people, so I doubt people realized I was bi/racist/wishing I could just be atheist.

No
Yes
Debatable
Yes
Yes
Not really
Yes

>>919552
>Inferring that he doesn't just hate people that use that obnoxious, palahniuk writing style