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>Start reading this
>expect a cyberpunk adventure
>fucking 15 pages straight about robotic livestock

>> No.9145791

>>9145774
>expect a cyberpunk adventure
go read some shadowrun you nitwit

>> No.9145795
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9145795

>start reading this
>expect a memetic pomo work
>fucking 1100 pages of /r/funny tier jokes

>> No.9145799

>>9145795
>titled Infinite Jest
>expects to not be rused
lmoa

>> No.9145804

>start reading this
>expect a gloomy tale of despair
>fucking 400 pages of Russian penal code

>> No.9145810
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9145810

>>9145804

>> No.9145939

>>9145804
>start reading post
>expect an image to coincide with the humorous tale
>nothing

>> No.9145991
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9145991

>start reading this
>expect a bildungsroman about relationships
>it's 700 pages of hardcore BDSM porn

>> No.9146000

>>9145804
It's literally called Crime and Punishment, sempai, how are you surprised by this outcome?

>> No.9146011
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9146011

>start reading this
>expect epic fantasy
>it's a biography of Audi CEO

>> No.9146018

>>9145774
>book title mentions Electric Sheep
>there are actually robotic livestock, it's not just an artsy title
>>9145810
>>9146000
>book title mentions punishment
>doesn't end with criminal being caught, criminal is actually punished
>>9146011
>book title mentions lord of the rings
>the ring itself is the the lord of the other rings
>>9145795
>book title mentions an infinite jest
>the book is just a really long waste of time you trick people into reading

>> No.9146035
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9146035

>start reading this
>expect some highbrow mysticism
>it's 400 pages of autistic frogposter's greentext

>> No.9146049

>read this
>become ordinary /lit/ poster

>> No.9146058
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9146058

>start reading this
>expect whiny melodrama
>it's an alpinism handbook