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9087024 No.9087024 [Reply] [Original]

>be in the cafë
>look across the room
>cute girl is reading a book
>tell bartender to give her drink, on my tab
>she looks up and our eyes meet, she smiles
>i go a little closer and see the book
>fiction

dropped

>> No.9087059

>>9087024
>cafë
dropped

>> No.9087061

>girl
what a faggot

>> No.9087063

>I'm 14 and just discovered there are non-fiction books
Of all the memejerks this is the most boring one.

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9087076

>not enjoying your morning visit to the cafę

>> No.9087081

>>9087024
Someone that beta wouldn't dare buying her a drink. Let aside meeting her eyes.

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>>9087081
>Let aside

>> No.9087099

>>9087024
If only she was reading Milk and Honey.

>> No.9087112
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9087112

>that eyelash job
>that eyebrow job
>that eye makeup job
>all that foundation
>that lipstick
>those double stud earrings
>that pretentious hair-do
>that conceited watch
>that disgusting, "I'm so deep and interesting" hand-positioning that every girl under 20 does
>drinking coffee EVER
>an iced coffee at that
<with a straw
>"can't forget to open my mouth slightly, it'll make me look like an intriguing model!" (nevermind that 10 years ago everyone would wonder why she doesn't just take some allergy medication so she no longer has to breath through her mouth)
>going to a cafe
>going to a cafe with pretentious wooden slatted tables
>book isn't even open
>book looks like it probably hasn't ever been opened
>having a picture of yourself being taken despite all of the above
>adding a pretentious instagram filter to it on top of that

This girl is all about image and that disgusts me. If our eyes met and she smiled, I would frown very, very hard at her. I'd also start making sarcastic quips related to my greentext above, so that at first she wouldn't be sure that I was mocking her but in short time she'd realize it and then get very upset and defensive. I'd enjoy watching her squirm while I drank my Fiji water. But then, I'd start becoming nicer; she's just a girl, after all. I'd ask for her number and then we'd become girlfriend and I'd teach her how to be a real woman of intelligence and good humor, with excellent musical taste and a superb way of carrying herself in a non-pretentious manner.

>> No.9087122

>>9087112

>teach her how to be a real woman of intelligence
You don't understand women at all, the best we can do is make them obedient and mimic our superior thoughts. Nothing is of their own.

>> No.9087130

If I was a girl and someone did that to me I would pepper spray him to death.