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9084888 No.9084888 [Reply] [Original]

i want to know how it feels to be in love, what should i read?

>> No.9084900

It's like having an erection, but it's in your head. So you might want to try sucking some cocks.

>> No.9084913

>>9084888
My diary tbqh

>> No.9084917

El Tunnel by Ernesto Sabato

>> No.9084946

>>9084888
1 Corinthians 7

>> No.9084953

>>9084900
Fully sick burn.

>> No.9084972

>>9084888
Read the chapter "Swann in Love" in Swann's Way.

>> No.9084995
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>>9084888

you should read my post. i'm only going to type this once so pay attention.

create a dating profile on okcupid, match, or eharmony. keep your profile light and fun. don't come off desperate or depressed. say you like hiking even if you don't (hiking is a skill-less hobby that anyone can do so its impossible for her to call you out on your bs). personalize your profile by listening one or two genuine interests (i.e. what books or movies you like). find a friend with a dog and take your picture with it. girls like dogs.

message women who you are attracted to and live within 20 miles of you. your initial message should be specific to their profile in some way and include a non-creepy compliment. always end your message with a question for them to answer back with. keep messages to less than 200 words. if they don't reply forget about them and move on.

once you get a conversation going (3-4 messages), find a nearby date place and ask them to meet you there at a specific date and time. good first date places are safe, neutral meeting areas like coffee shops. after coffee, go on a walk with her.

you're on your own from there, although if necessary there are youtube videos explaining how to initiate a kiss in a nonthreatening manner (which ideally should happen on your second date).

soon you'll figure out what it feels like to be in love.

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9085018

>>9084995
>genuine interests
>find a friend

>> No.9085033

if you're old enough to post here and never had an infatuation, you're probably too socially isolated to ever understand

if you think love is different from an infatuation, it's not

>> No.9085046

>>9084888
Araby

>> No.9085064

Song of Songs
Shakespeare's sonnets
Turgenev's Torrents of Spring

>> No.9085107

>>9085033
must be nice to have that infatuation reciprocated though, no?

>> No.9085121

>>9084888
White Nights

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9085125

life isn't that great
It's so strange that we get so little time and we spend so little of it fulfilled.

Makes you want to believe in God or something.

>> No.9086896

>>9084888
This post approaches "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" in the microtragedy game.