/lit/ - Literature

why the fuck is there crossover with american psycho AND a child called it? who let this happen?

Garfield.

>Sonic the Hedgehog
>Mario
>Half-Life

wut

>>906693
Don't forget Crash Bandicoot,

Five separate Greek mythology crossovers? Really?

>>906704

>Twilight/Greek Mythology

Great, now I have an irrational, insane urge to write a story on FF.net in which Bella and Edward are having a nice, sparkly time near the water, having feelings and staring into each other's eyes soulfully, and then the furious water god Poseidon rises from the depths, and kills Edward horribly.

Then he rapes Bella to death. Or he just rapes her, and then Athena shows up and turns Bella into a Gorgon. Then Perseus kills her.

>>906713

> "Hello, I'm Bella Swan, and it's so nice to see you again, Chris. Chris Redfield." I smiled at him, and then reaching out my hand for him to shake, but he didn't he stared at me like a deer caught in headlights. Oh, boy isn't this day going to get interesting?

But didn't he stared indeed, Bella. But didn't he stared indeed.

>little house on the prairie
>Rocky Horror
>Warriors

On Writing. The nonfiction book by Stephen King about writing

>>906772

>guitar hero

>pokemon
>american psycho
>full metal alchemist
>Godzilla
>across the universe
>300
>Riddick
>BBC's Robin Hood

this is so much fail it is fucking win

>>906798
agreed, although i refuse to rejoice over this paradox

>>906772

>On Writing. The nonfiction book by Stephen King about writing

In which Stephen King drops an Edward full of angry hornets on his baby toes, a huge Edward babysits him, sits on his face and farts, and cooks him fried eggs.

Jesus Christ what have I just imagined

>>906772
Why does everyone read that? It's not even the best advice you can find.

>>906811
Because it's written by popular author Stephen King of course

A twilight/holes crossover?

Fucking really?

>twilight/Hitchikers guide to the galaxy crossover

>spongebob squarepants

really now
this shit has gone to far

Invader Zim
Kill Bill
Lion King
Runescape
Sandlot

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Luckily, there are also five Saw crossovers, so at least some of these have happy endings.

>>906811

It isn't even really about writing. It's about his -EPIC- adventures at school, his messed up childhood, and massive drugs.

>ed, edd, n eddy

>Hetalia
>World War Z
>20k Leagues Under the Sea
>Shakespeare

>Doctor Who (74)
Great now I have to read one of these.
Thanks a lot OP

>fight club

k, what the fuck kind of joke is this shit.

>james bond

wat...

>None for "The Giving Tree"
Thank god. I was about to drink a gallon of rage.

twilight/lost?

have these people no shame?

Fight Club (3)

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Fucking Rent? The /b/tards could never be so fucking stupid

>>906851
>>906892


1. The Applicant by punkfarie reviews
****Out of this World Contest 1st Place Winner****. Fight Club isn't enough for Edward anymore. He needs more. Rated M
Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-3-10 - Edward - Complete
2. Entry:The Applicant by Out of this World Contest reviews
Fight Club isn't enough for Edward anymore. He needs more.
Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-18-09 - Edward - Complete
3. Self Destruction Is The Right Answer » by Miss. Scarlet Witch reviews
Carlisle Cullen lived on the safe side of his immortal life, properly among vampires and mortals. However he comes, leader of a different set of beings and a society in happening. Carlisle Cullen, meet Tyler Durden. ABANDONED.

Harry Potter (1,845)

Yep, everything seems right to me.

Misc. Books (23)

What does /lit/ believe I'd find in this section?

>sons of anarchy
>sonic the hedgehog
>dragon ball z
>myface

>west wing

Pride and Prejudice (7)

. Love In 1800's » by daisychains1234 reviews
Isabella Swan lives with her family in a small town Forks in 1800's where nothing never really happened until a certain family called The Cullen's arrived. Will Isabella be able to cope with the arrogant,rude Edward Cullen? NOT MY CHARACTERS!

3. Conceit and Chauvinism » by luvnote4u reviews
All of Forks is talking because of the new, rich family in town. What does this mean for the three Swan daughters-Alice, Bella, and Jessica? The story of Pride and Prejudice with a Twilight twist. AH Read and Review please.

There are other 4 that are M rated and I'm too afraid to check...

>>906798
i dont know if i can roll with you on that one.

>Shakespeare
O boy.

>Hellsing
I think it's a masterpiece of a manga, but o whatever it's unavoidable.

>Twilight and Sesame Street

>>906916
>Mormons by IamLeahsConscience
>What I, a Mormon, think when I think of vampires from the Book of Mormon's Point of view. More about Mormons in poetry.

>>906948
hellsing is boring as fuck last i checked

Sherlock Holmes (4)

>>906952
The last several chapters were pretty lackluster, but overall It's wonderful. The style is gorgeous, and there's enough literary allusions to make bibliophiles cum.

>>906847
>He looked at me and gave me a full blown smile "Hi Bella!" He took my hand and shook it vigorously "I'm the Doctor!"

>"Doctor who?"

>Doctor Who (79)

this is the best thread weve had in a while and its a fucking tragedy

>>906956


1. Elementary, My Dear Cullen » by Lennon Drop reviews
Carlisle brings an "old friend" to Forks to stay for a while. While he is there a baffling mystery pops up. So baffling, in fact, that only the greatest detective of all time could solve it. Luckily he's there... Third category: crime
Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 6-17-10 - Published: 7-1-08
2. Moriarty's Waterloo by Objective reviews
Anyone who has read Heinlein or fan-fiction knows that fictions can mix. Edward finds himself twisting through London's underground for a meal during his rebellious phase.
Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-1-09 - Edward - Complete

>>906964
Your welcome.

fuckin fuckin fuckidy fuck fuck FUCK

I cannot go to sleep now


thanks OP, for exposing me to such horrors

What website is this? I need to scope this out.

1. The Shining Meets Twilight: a short tale by DarkPhoenixForce reviews
It had to be done. Rated K plus for murder and mildly irritating people.

>>906982
http://www.fanfiction.net/crossovers/Twilight/2458/

>My face when none of my favorite books have a Twilight crossover fanfic.

Me: "Well at least they dont have dukes of hazard, because that would be an abomination of every kind and-
>sees dukes of hazard/twilight crossover
>myface

Edward ran to the bathroom. He got lost at school on his way there. He ran into Jacop! "what a surprise to see you here, Jacob," sadi Edward to the Jcob. "I was just on my way to the bathroom said Jacob to the Edward" said Jacob to the Edward. "As was I!" Edward exclaimed sexily. But then he was not as sexily because his but was clogged with poo so he could not make love, or could he….?

Then Edward took a dump right there on the floor. It erupted from his anus like a volcano. "Seeing you a lways makes me poo my pants,"said Edward. "Mine too!" exclaimed the Jacob. Edward noticed that Jacob also had pooed his pants. Then it started leaking out all over the floor! "Oh no! We must save the children!" said Jacob to the Edwrd. Then Tristan flew in and ate up all the brown poo because brown makes him stronger, but Edwards poo was black because he is so gothis so he could not eat that poo it was evil and gothic. The black poo ate all the school children. The poo was pleased. Tristan was sad so Edward comforted him, with his gothic weenice. It is not black, though because He is not a black man and I don't like black people. The poo was so moved by the weenice of Edward that he flew away into the sunset. What will happen in the next episode?

van hellsing? i'm thinking this problem will solve itself along with blade, castlevania and evil dead, in fact why not just mix those all together for the world record shortest time from a vampire hunter finding a vampire and dead vampire

>Crash Bandicoot
>After losing their parents in a house fire, the Bandicoots must start over. And a place to start over in is Forks

>>907007
jsut curious, which category is that under?

the fullmetal alchemist ones have two edwards...whoa

>Bella jumped up and wrapped her arms around Edward. "We're going to have such a good time in Scranton," she whispered.

>They had no idea of what they would face at Dunder Mifflin.

>>906990
JESUS CHRIST THAT THINGS REAL?!

>>907011
Supposedly one of the Blade ones actually pair up Blade and Edward as gay lovers because they're both outcasts.

>>907007

>Blood and Chocolate (9)

>Yagami pulled out his notebook, and this is what he wrote:

>Edward Cullen; 2:35; Trips into a vat of boiling acid.

>There was no going back now. At 2:35, Edward Cullen would be dead.

>"Mwuahahahaha," cackled Light to himself. He glanced at the clock. It was 12:00. Edward Cullen had less than 3 hours to live.

I like where this is going.

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THIS

"Edward vs Mothra » by FlockOfGoats reviews
Read ch 4! It's the best! Pre Eclipse. Jake, upset with Edward's persistent presence in Bella's life, hires a hit man, er, a hit-moth, reasoning that moths are attracted to bright, shiny things, so what better to fight a bright, shiny vampire?"

is this what /lit/ does in its free fucking time?

>>907036
Nah. It's impossible for a vat of acid to be laying around, that won't happen.
They should at least know the basics of the shows they are crossovering.

>>907025
than i have lost all faith in humanity, hold on while i summon the volgon fleet to demolish this dust ball to make way for a new hyperspace bypass

either that or i'm going to drink till i cant remember anything, whatevers easier, cant even be safe in a police box on this one

>>907038
"In Which Garfield Gets Eaten By A Mad Vampire
by The-Pimp-Phone
Edward needs blood, and can only find a cat around..."

A/N: Thus is mi new story about Twilight if it was the bible. God love to all god reeders.

Edward had just finshed creating the world. He had made a betaful garden for Alice and Jasper to live in. They were the first people to live on the erth. Jaser and Alice loved each other alot and were gong to have kids because thats what Edward wanted therm to do. Howevr he mad a apple tree that he tald them that they were not aloud to eat the apples form. Japper and Alice dint want to eat the apples because they didn't want to make edword anger.

>>907047
you thought your shit was safe, BUT TO LATE BECAUSE THEY ALREADY MADE A HITCHIKERS GUIDE/TWILIGHT CROSSOVER AND CULLEN EATS ALL THE VOGONS!

"Yeah sure, how many do you want us to meet?" I asked. He had a calculating look on his face, and then his face went back to normal.

"Well you'll meet my bestest friends so about five people." he said with a smile. Okay follow the talking sponge to meet his friends who are also sea creatures that talk, thats not weird or crazy at all. I gave Edward a nod telling him that we should go, he just smiled in return. So we started following him to a pineapple? Under the sea? With windows and a door, thats totally not weird AT ALL. So we're following him and we see a snail, Spongebob picks up the snail and says;

"Here's my first friend for you to meet, Gary" Then the snail meowed? At vampire speed I shrieked;

"Did that snail just meow? Thats not right! What kinda of messed up place is Bikini Bottom?" Edward just looked like he was about to crack up, but he just bit his lip.

"Okay, now we're going to meet my friend Squidward!" Spongebob said with a really big smile and let Gary down. Now we're following him to a tiki-idol-thingy-mabober house right next door. Spongebob knocks on the door and a tall teal-colored squid steps out? What. The. Crow? In a uninterested, nasally voice he says;

"What do you want Spongebob? Here to annoy me again?"

"No,no, of course not Squidward. I wanted you to meet my two new friends, Edward and Bella!" he practically squealed.

"Nice to meet you two, but I have to go." Squidward said and practically slammed the door in our faces. That was rude! I turned to Edward he had that same I-want-to-slap-him-silly look that I had. We turned back to Spongebob and he said;

"Okay now it's time to meet...

im am tempted to have this thing archived, just out of its epicness

>>907053
no, my shit is still safe, i see no snow crash on there, and if anyone tried that i will personally reason with them

>>907060
It would be cool if this and /v/'s and /co/'s and /tv/'s and /tg/'s where archived.

this thread

> Isabella Capulet's family hold and ancient grudge against the house of Montague. No surprise, really, because the Capulets have some werewolf in their family, and the Montagues are vampires. So what happens when B and E meet

Do I even dare venture into this?

>>907067
/a/ has one too. That's where /v/ hit first.

>>907072
no you avoid it like the plague rat that it is, a pox on both [their] houses

>>907072
Please. And post the epic parts.

>>907067
>>907073
I saw it first on /v/.
So I decided what would /lit/ would think of this.
I'm pleased with the results. However /v/'s reaction was more explosive.

>No World of Warcraft
I really can't belive it

Almost at once, Quil and Embry noticed this. "Do you bite your thumb at me?" Embry asked as Quil started shaking.

"I bite my thumb sir." Came Emmett's reply.

"But do you bite your thumb at me, sir?"

"Is the law on my side if I say aye?" Emmett asked Jasper.

"No." was Jasper's response.

"Then no, I do not bite my thumb at you, but I do bite my thumb, sir."

Quil's shaking became worse and he erupted into werewolf form and leapt at Emmett. Before Emmett could fight back, Jasper grabbed him. When questioned about it, he replied "I do but keep the peace."

"Peace?" Embry replied, "I hate the word."

Upon that, the four of them started fighting. Blows were given and received, until Sam Uley broke them up. "Thrice you have disrupted the quiet of our streets, Capulet and Montague. If ever you disturb our streets again, your lives will pay the forfeit of the peace."

The two parties went their separate ways. When Jasper and Emmett passed the house of Montague, Esme came out. She had been noticing Edward slipping into a depression. "When mourning comes, he locks himself in an artificial night." She told Jasper.

I will find out what troubles Edward, or much be denied." Jasper assured her and left Emmett to go and find out why Edward was so troubled. When he found Edward, he was lamenting. Jasper asked if it was because he was in love.

==========

Ohhhhh boy.

>Touhou Project

Reimu: "Ah, so you're the one who is making it all sparkly here."

Edward: "I'll show you my love for Bella is true. No one can stop me."

Reimu: "Guess I'll have to just teach you a lesson, okay?"

Music: Breaking Dawn ~ Twilight Moon

Romance Sign ~ [Red The Nightless Apple]

>>907112

>and then anon Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes, And being thus frighted, swears a prayer or two And sleeps again. This is that very Mab That plats the manes of horses in the night and bakes the elflocks in foul sluttish hairs, which once untangled much misfortune bodes. This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs, that presses them and learns them first to bear, making them women of good carriage. This is she! This is she!" Jasper explained, border lining hysterics when he had finished. He then held up a small tablet to Edward, who then ate it. It wasn't long before he started seeing strange things.

Wait, what? When did Romeo take LSD?

Guys, -we get it-. You don't have to keep posting them.

>>907125
i personally think the constant raging is justified

So should we start to contribute to this collection?

Twilight crossover

>Tom Clancy

Wait what? I need to read this.

>Godzilla
>Pokemon
>Star Wars
>Looney Tunes
>Mario
How the fuck does that happen

>>907125
FUCK YOU!

I WANT TO KILL THE WORLD!

>Fight Club 3
Meh

>pokemon 18

What.

>PONG

what?

>Beyblade

fucking lol'd.

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>every single one of these

Harry Potter (1,844)

No surprises there then, although it surprises me that the sheer badness of these hasn't eaten away the internet as we know it

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>minesweeper

>>908073

Beep.
"Huh? What was that?"
"Where the hell are we Edward?" said Bella.
"...I have no idea. I don't see an-" Beep. "what was the beeping sound?" asked Edward.

>Twilight crossovers
>Legacy of Kain (2)

There had better be blood in both of those.

>Gorillaz
>Gaia Online
>Survivors
>Cell
>Coraline
>AMERICAN MCGEE'S ALICE?

Good god, why do we let Twilight fans have internet?

>Cheaper by the Dozen
>The Office
>Castlevania
>Juno
>Okami
>Scrubs
>Tale of Despereaux
>Warhammer

WHO COULD DO THIS?

>>906888
I bet Edward and Jacob are the MiB and (wait for it) Jacob, respectively.

Bioshock, Call of Duty, Home and Away.

>>907112
OH HELL NO.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6089469/1/The_three_badass_musclemen_commandos

How 'bout no?

I was just there op...

Amazing Call of Duty / Twilight story there

>>906999

>My face when I share your relief

>This is a delightful story about all the characters from Twilight being killed several ways in a gruesome way. This will be amazing!
I'm okay with this.

They say everyone has a book in them.
I think more often than not that's where it should stay.
This site and others are testiment to this.

5. Animorphs » by arya-girl007 reviews
There are 7 animorphs, one of them Bella. Bella comes to Forks to keep the yeerks from taking over and meets Edward. Give this story a chance, i'm begging you.

Now there is no hope. No hope.

>>907007

EATEN BY DA POO POO

Say whatever you want, but this pokémon-crossover with Bella-Sue is brilliant.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6067244/1/Bellas_Last_Resort

>Kim Possible + Gravity's Rainbow fanfic
Wh

>>908843
I think you mean, win

>song fanfic of Finnegans Wake
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2929692/1/bFinnegans_b_bWake_b

national lampoon+twilight

imokaywiththis.jpeg

> Pride & Prejudice + Doctor Who
Not as bad as I expected.

Holy shit, this is still going?

>>911000
>Watchmen
>Pong

The hell...

>Aliens/Predator

I hope the whole Twilight cast is gang-raped by either Xenomorphs or Yautjas.

>Vocaloid

I don't "get" fan fiction, I seriously don't.

>>912704
2deep4u
???????

>>912716
Yes.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

>Airwolf
>Gone in 60 Seconds

Shit, there's even a Doom: Repercussions of Evil crossover. I weep.

>>912740
No John, you are the vampires.