/lit/ - Literature

just cuz i gess idk mane

>>9057849
What are you talking about, most readers are female.

>>9057849
cuz ther dum lol

tfw you'll never read popfiction that some qt pseud has rubbed her ass all over

>>9057849
why do girls always read lolita. its like the only patrician book they ever read. but most of them hate rape. and are against that shit. i dont get it.

>>9057866
Thats called a shit test, son

>>9057852
>>9057857
>>9057858
is /lit/ the most normie board after /soc/

>>9057874
wtf does that mean lol

>>9057876
<not getting sarcasm>

>>9057876
You need to back to /r9k/ or /pol/

The same reason they pretend to like videogames.

Attention

>>9057849
Why do you pretend to like girls?

half the people here are women.

They think that reading their shitty fanfictions makes them literate or something, idk

>>9057876
>normie
Use normalfag or kys

>>9057849
If you were a girl would you like books? If you right now were, once in a lifetime opportunity (for you), put in a girls body, what would you do (no killing yourself), what would you like

>>9057906
probably BBC

>>9057893
Epbp. Everything they do is for attention or social acceptance.

>>9057849

Could you use the rigid spine of a hardback as a dildo?

>>9057849
idk what she's doin but i want to read that book between her asscheeks

>>9057877
some pua nu male lingo

>>9057906
I'd have started making ironic sexual ASMR videos and twitch streaming like two years ago i'd be rich af

>>9057923
>>9057877
roastie whore detected

>>9057906
That would be so so nice. I'm not trans (it would be too difficult) but I feel like my personality would work much better under a female template. I would be one of those quiet mysterious mess seductive girls. Quietness doesn't really work on men--they just assume you're a shy pussy or whatever

Why the fuck are the mods Marxist faggots?

>>9057927
>I'd have started making ironic sexual ASMR videos and twitch streaming like two years ago i'd be rich af

How many females exist?
What percentage of them can feasibly do such?
Is this a good premise/ammon to base your feminine frustration on?

It makes sense that when one views women as objects they'd perceive us as incapable of ever really liking anything. How can a non-human relate to a human?

>>9057975
strawman

>>9057893
YOU WAITED UNTIL THE EXACT MOMENT THAT HE FUCKING SHOT THE FIREBALL YOU DENSE CUNT

>>9057975
the only valuable thing a woman can do is reproduce.

The computer you are holding, the chair you are sitting on and the roof over your head was all built by men

>>9057981
Not a response to OP's bait but relevant.
I'm sure you + OP know women fake anything for the same reasons as men, sex, insecurity, and attention

>>9057965
What are you on about retard? That second question only proves my point. There weren't many females that were both in the position to become glorified cam girls on yt/twitch and had the prescience to see how lucrative it was

feminine frustration? what mental problems do you have? do you get triggered like this often? these are all more worthwhile questions

>>9058001
Conveniently vague.

>>9057994
yep brown slaves in third-world countries

>>9058007
Yet surprisingly fucking intuitive

>>9057866
because that's their fetish. being a stunning girl getting lusted after. some also have a daddy/little fetish

>>9057849
to try to convince themselfes that male superiority might just be a shill.

>>9058023
this, also lolita is just obscure enough, just old enough, just entertaining enough that it works threefold to make you look extra deep/patrician

my ex's edgiest friends kept trying to get my ex to read lolita

>>9057930
if you don't get suspicious by an adult wearing pig tales i have no hope for you and your people reading skills...

>>9057939
>everything I don't like is Marxism
dumb American

>>9058030
i've read it specifically because i have been shlicking it to the though of "seducing" older guys when i was around age 12-15
was not dissapointed

>>9058041
i just discovered the controle i had over males if i am being even the smallest bit suggestive or flirtatious and i had a serious power rush

obviously, anxious teen boys were way too easy so older men were kind of a challenge

and yes, i was always fully aware of my behaviour

>>9057849

If I put a copy of War and Peace open faced on my erect penis, would you accuse me of pretending to like books?

>>9058047
>>9058041
fukin women
the guy who made that famous video of himself cutting off his own dick balls had the right idea

>>9058048
post pic

>>9058041
>>9058047
l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l--l-l-l-l-l-ll-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-london?
England?

>>9058053
to be fair, i think it is fucking irresponsible to give a 12yo that much power. i am pretty sure boys wouldn't handle this in a more mature way.

Well, (although I hate seeing books getting disrespected like that,) most women want to be seen as sexy, yet intellectual. Apparently a lot of men find the two attractive, though I'd prefer intelligence over looks. But that's why; it's because women try to please men by appearing to look smart and appealing to their (the men) interest, instead of their (the woman) own.

>>9058061
>though I'd prefer intelligence over looks.
liar

>>9058056
i hope u get seduced by a cute patrician loli gf anon

>>9058041
>>9058047
It's a temporary power, use it while you're young

>>9058067
not if you know how to transform it as you age. you have to become more subtle and skilled at it but if you are good enough you can keep it forever

>>9058064
Nah, I'd smash a hot babe but a relationship worthwhile is with a smart one. The hot ones just make pretty accessories that drain your money.

>>9058065
It's kind of sobering realizing that there might be a cute grill behind those words. Only a screen away.
You know how many hundreds of times in all my years here that i've probably been talking to a beautiful woman and didn't know it?
P cray cray.

>>9058073
>keep it forever
>47 year old women seducing studs
lol good luck with that

>>9058076
that's very possible. but why is it crazy? beautiful girls have shitposting urges too

>>9058078
if i was that age and had such creepy tendences, i am 100% sure there would be no shortage of good lucking early twenties guys willing to buy into my advances. i am sorry that it's so unfair but if you are atleast decently looking, you can get prime males at every age. providing you are just looking for sex and validation

>>9058076
just download tinder anon there's hope

fuck, she has nice feet.

>>9058080
It's crazy in the sense that it's maddening knowing that someone out there, some other lonely soul, someone who i'd take an interest in in real life, has more than likely exchanged e-words with me.

On my more melodramatic days i'd call it the cruelty of fate.
On other days i'd just type things like this out, virtue signaling just for practice.

>>9058013
bullshit

>>9057849
... most /lit/ users are girls?

>>9058093
pls don't. girls are only on there to get their share of cheap and constant validation.

>>9058093
no thank you
Life can be a dream if you find just one other person to dream with you.

>>9058090
This is why so many cultures throughout history have sought to control female sexuality. It's just too easy for them, which makes them choosy, which leads to tons of guys not having sex, which leads to large swaths of sexually frustrated and violent men.

>>9058098
proof?

>>9058107
biologically speaking, it makes sense for girls to be choosy...
but i agree that it leads to hoards of frustrated males. i don't really have a good solution to this either. you can try to controle female sexuality as much as you want. it will always ooze out somoehow and make some guys feel like kings and others like beggars

>>9057930
>being anti-porn on 4chan

Has anyone on /lit/ ever even read a book?

>>9058107
Now the West is trying something different. They're trying to restrict male sexuality. We'll see how far that takes them.

>>9058121
I red the novelization of the first Narnia movie as a kid.

>>9058099
>>9058101
guys pls there's plenty of girls on tinder/okcupid/match

im pretty ugly and pic related is my tinder ex
she's probably not anything special but im like a retarded manlet so just think of what you could get

>>9058122
how are they trying to "restrict male sexuality"?

>>9058124
She's hot so you probably have a way with words.

>>9058121
nobody on lit reads
the longer you browse lit the more you realize that

>>9058129
Hence OP's question?

>>9058121
i have. but you would gas me if i told you what kind of books

>>9058127
he had me at "and pic related" but i really swooned with "like a retarded manlet"

>>9058134
even on the internet the woman tries to bait the fishes for attention
quite a cunning creature

>>9058126
You're in trouble if you look at a woman the wrong way.

>>9058115
It'll lead to the resurgence of prostitution, which is sort-of starting right now through widespread camwhoring. It'll also lead to competition among men, and make them more alpha and violent. It's really not good for the health of a society.

>>9058136
It took me a really long time to get this post.

>>9058140
paranoia mostly. i have never experienced this irl

>>9058139
as you can see, it's working like a charm

>>9058126
Expressions of male sexuality like catcalling are considered forms of aggression

>>9058140
If you're seriously getting in trouble for looking at women, you're probably drooling down their shirts or something.

>>9058136
lol

>>9058127
i mean as long as you keep in mind the words of don quixote de la mancha whom i quoted here last night, you can get any girl you desire; "That is the nature of women," said Don Quixote. "They reject the man who loves them and love the man who despises them."

just trust, if you are a bit young there's plenty of girls that don't know they're good looking yet at the very least

>>9058149
>>9058155
The point is you could. A woman can get you arrested by just saying the word. Even ruin your life if they so desire.

>>9058151
i believe the reason many us americans cannot express themselves sexually is that they don't have maps such as in the iraq and in the series of tubes

babby

>>9058142
there have and always will be whores. i see zero "uprising". you just happen to lately pay more attention to it.
the same is true for competition. humans, especially men, will always compeed. namely for the most fertile and desireable woman.
i don't know if it would be healthy and desireable for society to eliminate prostitution and competition... what would your utopia look like then?

>>9058094
>she has nice feet.

There is no such thing.

Feet are by definition disgusting

feet fetish genocide when?

>>9058160
wat

how to get qt lit gf?

>>9058167
you habe issues if you genuinely think any part of a human body is disgusting...

>>9058159
you see, desire is not a big truck. you can't just dump the mens in it. lives are ruined every day. please help! KONY 2012!!!

>>9058171
aquire IP
????
rape

>>9058173
this is why I don't argue with women

>>9058171
be qt lit alpha

>>9058176
i believe the reason many us americans cannot argue with women is that they lack the argument such as in the mirror stage and in the lack and so therefore perhaps many frogs?

>>9058174
i don't think raping somebody will sooth anons need to feel desired

>>9058171
tinder
someday an anon confident enough will take my advice and find a qt lit gf in 1 week flat

>>9058184
tinder isn't for gfs tho

>>9058182
arr ye be wronger than the day be long laddeh

>>9058184
post pic or yourself or nobody will ever take that adv

>>9058184
>>9058185
i met my homeless gf working from home! lossing fat has never this easy . I got ONE easy pill that and cutie internet lit gf comfy top-tier pleb patrician roastie images of storefronts

>>9058185
>someday an anon confident enough will take my advice
u arent the chosen one

>>9058162
Enforced monogamy is a form of sexual communism that kept the proles who didn't have enough resources to get bitches from rising up. The problem now is that there's nothing the vast majority of men can look forward to in terms of partnerships; most marriages end in divorce, there's no social cost for adultery which leads to over 60% of women cheating. So if you're undesirable to women there's a good chance that you'll end up alone, which fills a lot of men with despair and makes them prone to doing stupid shit like voting for Trump.

> i see zero "uprising". you just happen to lately pay more attention to it.

More women are engaging in soft prostitution now than ever before through camwhoring. That's a fact.

>>9058193
no u

>>9058194
>stupid shit like voting for Trump.
and ya lost me

>>9058181
Not American. My point stands.

C R A C K E D
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>>9058194
60% of women started cheating in just one easy lesson! you can start cheating today from home! i did it and you can too

>>9057849
how do you know they're pretending? many people like books. you don't even have to be smart to enjoy some shit tier book. there are books for everyone, regardless of how stupid they are. so whats your point?

>>9058208
womyn detected
show gunt

>>9058191
so people would only take the adv if i was actually ugly?

>>9058192
its rlly that ez tho

>>9058201
because you don't have the maps such as in the us americans and the us trump comfy roastie top-tier pleb greeks translation meme trilogy

CONGRATULATIONS YOUVE WON
CONGRATULATIONS YOUVE WON
you may be preselected for a talk about books written by people who work from home and make $$435 a DAY working from home with a new miracle pill from EZTECH

>>9058204
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>>9058211
This is the internet equivalent of nervous laughter.

>>9058219
Y-you too

>>9058219
wat

>>9058208
it's a generalization, and he likely means genuinely good books

the exceptions are lolita and YA smut, both of which every girl is capable of enjoying

>>9058219
what me worry? red pill me bro

tfw this desu

>>9058228
I REALLY REALLY like the color palette of that image?
Can I save it!

goodreads turned me into a misogynist

>>9058234
i see your gunt and raise you a blumf haha donald plumpf
harr harr

>>9058159
>tfw afraid of women because they can ruin your life with the word rape regardless of evidence
>tfw afraid of children because they can ruin your life with the word pedo regardless of evidence
it's a scary world out there

>>9058248
Someone has watched too much Danish cinema.

>>9058248
tv party tonite tv party tonite

>>9058248
So yes, women are children.

>>9058248
Fuck, I hate being a man. You get trashed all day for being "privileged" by creatures who can arrest you with one word.

>>9058167
You can't. People who have foot fetishes are born with them.

>>9058263
man are gunts

>>9058260
>>9058244
>>9058233
>>9058211
>>9058204
>>9058192
who is the anon posting this bizarre word soup
fuck outta here dear lord

>>9058267
Elliot pls.

>>9058267
one pill makes you larger and one pill make syou small

>>9058272
pop goes the activated almond
almond white
roland calver tomson degracy smith

>>9058272
Probably someone straight out of /b/ who thinks he can fight shitposting by being as cancerous as possible.

>>9058272
Mommy and daddy are trying to have a serious discussion about LITERATURE here! and you're ruining it!!!! STRAIGHT TO BED YOUNG MAN AND NO /POL/!!!!

>>9058272
It's a hysterical woman.

>>9058275
>>9058278
what the fuck are u on dude

>>9058285
the bbc of planet earth who produced the bbc of planet earth
interested-ing i think for the time of jobe unto his cucks he said thus the nigger shill in the bullpun pooped on the devil himself

>>9057895
underrated

God dammit why do you faggots all post on these shitty threads and leave other decent threads to die?

>>9058299
butthurt kuckold detectived

>>9058299
>why can't i make an interesting thread?
>why will i never be popular?
>why won't everyone sink to my level and talk about gene wolfe?

>>9058305
more like gene warped werewolf

>>9058299
show me a decent thread and i'll consider. so far half the threads are about questions like what kind of bookmark to use or whether its patrician to buy used books, another quarter are trash like this. and the worst is the remaining quarter theoretically about "books" which usually involve not-even cliches like describing don quixote as "comfy" and talking about how much more patrician it is to have a thread about herman melville than the bullshit they do on reddit

>>9058227
hmm but you call good books literature. is it really a thing that women read lolita, as a necessity? prob. just in the US, where the standards are low anyway.
lolita ist shit, the only thing why its famous is because its about a pedo fullfilling his dreams. good book 2 masterbate or if you're a woman with daddy issues

>>9058006
Not the same guy but you're sounding a little triggered dude

>>9058339
>Not the same guy
you ain't no guy at all
you a gunt carry'n womyn

>>9058341
I wish :c

>>9058341
this board isn't a place for underaged faggots like you. go back to /pol/

>>9057849
>sitting naked on books
This makes me mad.

>>9058353
no desu
this thread is so fukken awful that i feel like taking my leek here 'stead of the toilet naw ya see

>>9058353
This is a serious club for serious discussion of serious questions like why girls pretend to like books!!! NO FAGGOTS ALLOWED!!!

>>9058299
>le which female author is your favorite thread

>>9058335
fuckin lol

>>9058339
no, some braindead sjw got triggered because i said that if i was a mildly hot female 2 years ago i could easily have made a living camwhoring on yt/twitch by now especially if i did it with an obvious and thin layer of irony

>>9058364
i like pynchon (pronounced PINECONE ipa: cuckfaggotredpill) she's pretty and has top-tier comfy prose

>>9058369
pynchon was a manatee last ah checked

>>9058369
but i ain't no prose faggot or nothing. a think a real book man, you know, like a book man book man, can look at a good prose and say its top-tier comfy without being a prose fag, you know?

>>9058248

>Yes officer, anon raped me!
>Do you have any evidence Ma'am?
>N-no
>click.

Considering how hysterical and crazy the female gender is they probably get a thousand of these calls a day. I cannot believe that someone who graduated from police detective school would be stupid enough to prima facie believe a woman. Or anyone for that matter.

>>9058384
>don't worry bro, you might be branded a rapist and go to jail but the cops will probably be on your side!

>>9057936
Makes me think of when in Tomoko tried assume the rule of a "quiet mysterious character" in Watamote...

>>9058384
i think people are more wise to it now, but it still isn't that difficult to have a guy come inside you and arbitrarily change from consent to rape mid-ejaculation and then go to the cops in regret

i dont know if what i just said is comprehensible but u probably get the point

>>9058397
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>>9058384
itt: what's the best pill to take and why is it red?
itt: which of the images have street signs and why is it none of them?

>>9057849
To impress you. Don't worry man she's just trying to get your attention. Go for it man. What's the worst that could happen?

>>9058405
i wish i could understand your posts
i feel like im being denied entry to some secret club

>>9058412
well read ded test exemption

>>9058408
>What's the worst that could happen?
She'll reject me, and everyone, including my dad, will find out I'm a fraud

>>9058419
wew look at this guy thinking people give a shit about his love life.

>>9058412
itt means "in this thread" and desu means "desu" and cuck means "dullard" and "faggot" means "someone who sucks dick" and plebian means "to be honest" and lol means "laughing on the floor laughing" and street signs are used to keep the riffraff in /pol/ which is where famous italian internet man dante allergy sent all the plebs when he wrote his internet manifesto "you forgot poland"

don't worry, internet can be intimidating at first, but jus tspend a few days in country and watch the tv and you'll pick up enough words to get around

it can't be as hard as reading books, AMIRITE?????

>>9058384
There are countless examples of this in recent history. Just look at that Rolling Stone article, zero evidence, published on the front page, made national headlines. It doesn't matter if the police side with you and you aren't convicted (which doesn't happen often enough), that's the point, just the accusation RUINS you, you are now a pariah and the only thing your name is associated with is rape. When an employer googles your background, it comes up, when a friend or family member thinks of you, it comes up. Same with a kid-diddler.

>>9058432
tv new shows what its like out there!!! you can go out if you want!! WE WOULDN"T DARE

>>9058384
>http://www.nbcnews.com/news/other/daughter-i-lied-sent-my-dad-prison-rape-6C10944213
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2124170/Cassandra-Kennedy-Father-freed-decade-jail-daughter-admits-lied-raping-11.html

There are countless similar examples, those are 2 different stories. It doesn't require any evidence.

And on top of that the accusers get off scot-free -- they don't even blame THEMSELVES.

>'I just want him to be out and freed,' his daughter told police earlier this year. Then, 'I will be free on the inside'.
>But she said that charging Kennedy might discourage victims from coming forward.

>>9058397
>>9058432

Women used to do that in the old days too, especially if they were scared of getting in trouble for adultery or premarital sex. You can obviate the risk of it happening today by evaluating the mental health of prospective sexual partners. Nobody I've plowed has reported me to the cops.

>>9058436
>t. retard
public perception matters

>>9058441
Jesus, now I'm afraid of both the process of having children, and then actually having them. Even your fucking kids are out to get you.

>>9058447
don't worry, i know what you mean. that's why when i send a message i usually add "lol" to the end of it. don't want to seem curt lol

>>9058451
i read this news story by joseph conrad about a roller coaster in thailand that went off the tracks and killed fifty coolie workers. now i can't even look at pictures of daffy duck! used to be a fellow had rites in this country. what's the world coming to amirite?

>>9058446
Nah, back then getting raped meant you were used goods. Now "raped" women are treated like fucking war veterans.

>>9058465
this roastie is on a roll in this thread

>>9057849

>Why do girls pretend to like books?

Don't you guys secretly like this though? If girls were all reading the exact same books as you with an equal level of understanding that you have plus also having a way more exciting social life than you would that really make you any happier?

>>9058473
Jesus CHRIST can you PLEASE put a FUCKING trigger warning before you post the word ROLL.

if you fucking MORONS could READ you would know that the problem is that i read a book about a ROLLer coaster.

FUCK FUCK PTSD PTSD PTSD PTSD PTSD PTSD PTSD

don't read antigone (spoiler alert)

>>9058482
if you're not a bot post a picture of justin trudeau

>>9058485
christ i already spotted all the street signs
tits or go the fuck back to /pol/ plebtard

>>9058488
>>9058485
but justin trudau is a libcuck pleb who never even read stirner. swallowed the blue pill (in addition to a hole lotta cum, amirite?) desu

>>9058473
I read this play called Trojan Women by some cuck you faggots memed me into reading when i memeread all the greeks. he treated rape "victims" like vietnam vets too. but kinda good to know that libcuckoldry goes all the way back to those butt-pirate mediterraneans. only thing "wine-dark" they saw was some prosefag's bunghole, amirite?

>women pretend to like books
>/lit/ constantly pretends to read and to like books
holy...

>>9058248
>tfw afraid of men because they can ruin your life with a gun

not going outside no more

>>9058512

All this buzzword rage but you are the one who keeps getting meme'd by these people into doing shit.

>>9058512
Don't take that crap as fact. Just ask your grandparents how "raped" women were treated even 2 generations ago.

>>9058521
women can have guns too

men can't accuse women of rape

check your privilege whore

>>9058524
if you had read strunk and white you would know that "get meme'd" belongs to the passive voice and is the mark of bad writing.