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Anonymous Fri Jan 27 18:49:52 2017 No.9029370 [Reply] [Original]

>See qtπ girl reading The Old Man and the Sea at college
>Walk up to her
>"So you like Hemingway huh?"
>"Yes, he's brilliant!" she responds, clearly excited
>Decide to engage her in an intelligent literary discussion
>"Did you know that he killed himself because he hadn't any talent?"
>"E-excuse me?" (she is clearly impressed by my expertise)
>"He can't write, he can't think; there's no discernible talent"
>"Ooo-kay..." she says and turns back to her book
>I tear it from her hands and launch it across the room with all my strength
>"Why don't you read some real literature instead?"
>"What the hell!?"
>"I recommend DFFW. Now there's a man's man"
>"I don't like DFW!"
>"DFFW," I correct her. "It has two f's"
>She collects her book from where it lies three metres away and storms off, completely defeated by my insoluble logic
>I open my laptop
>That feel when no gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 18:55:19 2017 No.9029395 Hemingway is actually better than DFW. People only started reading DFW because he offed himself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 18:56:10 2017 No.9029401 >>9029395 DFFW*

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 18:59:03 2017 No.9029417 Nice pasta

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 19:00:26 2017 No.9029423 >>9029417 thank you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 19:00:46 2017 No.9029425 David "Fuck Face (should have done it sooner)" Wallace Sounds about right

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 19:09:09 2017 No.9029463 File: 3.38 MB, 700x285, doublelawl.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9029370 >>"DFFW," I correct her. "It has two f's"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 19:12:09 2017 No.9029478 fuckn bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 19:20:58 2017 No.9029535 God I hate women (or cunts, as I like to call them.)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 20:15:02 2017 No.9029763 >>9029535 woah

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 20:53:11 2017 No.9029877 >>9029535 How could you hate them? I think it's irrational to think a female would ever discuss a book with you in a rational manner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 21:14:53 2017 No.9029920 You have quite a good throw

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 21:18:32 2017 No.9029927 >>9029877 old hags are disgusting, girls are much better

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 21:19:55 2017 No.9029929 >>9029927 kys pedo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 21:29:43 2017 No.9029952 >>9029877 Women are incapable of logic and reason. As an intelligent, principled white man, I use logic and reason as consciously as I open my asshole to shit. Women and I speak entirely different languages. I'm simply to intelligent for them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 21:47:00 2017 No.9029987 File: 10 KB, 274x274, Angry Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw all the women threads turn women away from this board >this furthers reduces my chances of acquiring a literary gf Fucking faggots the lots of you

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Anonymous Fri Jan 27 21:58:27 2017 No.9030020

Good use of irony in this shitpost. Critiquing Hemingway for his suicidal motivations only to recommend DFFW who killed himself for reasons more closely resembling personal shortcomings. Brilliant! The display of aggression in throwing the book, only for it to summarily be located several meters away. A clear insult to the weight an inferior author carries! Hah!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 03:31:18 2017 No.9030723 File: 94 KB, 1024x952, feelintelligent1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9029952 This. >that think when to intellectual too have a gf

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Anonymous Sat Jan 28 03:50:49 2017 No.9030748

>>9030020
this. OP and all the other "ironic" women haters in this thread are idiots. They do not realize that women truly are illogical beasts. When will women learn to stop caring about "muh feelings?" This is not an issue to be taken lightly, my bretheren, nor an issue to be mocked or imitated. Join us and take the red pill, and unironically. Don't hide behind your numale irony any longer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 04:19:57 2017 No.9030807 >>9029987 >>this furthers reduces my chances of acquiring a literary gf how? how would you meet someone through 4chan?