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Moby Dick? More like suck my dick!!! HAHAHA

>> No.9009889

Infinite Jest? More like INFINITE ASS!!!!! HAHAHAHA

>> No.9009891

Mein Kampf? More like Mein Cunt!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.9009920

The diary of a young girl? More like THE DIARRHEA OF A YOUNG GIRL!!!! HAHAHA

>> No.9010505

1984? More like the current year!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.9010517

>>9009889
Infinite Jest? More like INFINITESIMAL TALENT!!!!! HAHAHAHA

>> No.9010528
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Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man? More Like BORE-trait of the Artist as a Young Man

>> No.9010532

>>9009883
Nice.

>> No.9010653

>>9009883

Unironic kek

>> No.9010661

>>9009883
bitches call my dick Moby Dick because it's as big as a whale and is also a dick

>> No.9010672

>>9010661

bitches call my dick Moby Dick cause once they've had a taste they end up chartering a whaling ship and searching the seven seas just for another piece

>> No.9011005

>>9010672
bitches call my dick Moby Dick because it is crooked and covered in scars and hunted by sailors

>> No.9011036

>>9011005
Bitches call my dick Moby Dick because that shit make em gasp like an emoji and may be the biggest in the world and the conflation of emoji and may be leads naturally to Moby
help

>> No.9011041

Bitches call my dick Moby Dick because I'm white.

>> No.9011095

>state of /lit/ these days

Truly a lost.

>> No.9011227

>>9009883

The Bible?????

more like the LIEble!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.9011260

>>9011227
Ooooohhhhh, because god isn't real!!!!

>> No.9011268

War and peace? more like Turd and piss hehe

>> No.9011328
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The Picture of Dorian Gray? More like The Picture of Dorian GAY HAHAHA

>> No.9011381
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>>9009891
Moby dick? I eat whale fat

>> No.9011389

Is this the Reddit containment thread?

>> No.9011390

a song of ice and fire? more like a shart of gas and mire

>> No.9011398

>>9011095
It's pretty astonishing how little the mods do considering how bad conditions are and how good they used to be.

>> No.9011439

More like the Frown and the Fury, ey fellas?

>> No.9011457

>>9011095
/lit/? More like autistic /fit/! HAHAHAHA

>> No.9011471

>>9011227
>Not Libel
Sigh.

>> No.9011578

Ulysses? More like U-shouldn'treadit

>> No.9011581

/lit/ has truly perished

>> No.9011831
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9011831

Dubliners? More like DAB-liners!!!! HAHAHA

>> No.9011836

/lit/? More like a bunch of pretentious faggots who think that just because they have time to read since they don't do anything else in mum's house are to intelligent four us

>> No.9011845

>>9011095
>>9011389
>>9011398
>>9011581
Back2Leddit friendos

>> No.9011927
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>>9009883

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE WHALE!

>> No.9011939

Infinite jest? More like Infinite Gasp!!!

>> No.9012099

/lit/? More like Infinite JUST

>> No.9012248

>>9011390
this

>> No.9012286
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9012286

Metamorphosis?????

How bout a little LESS for sis eh??

>> No.9012291

Harry Potter? More like Harry Potty! HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.9012478

Sigmund Freud? More like Sigmund FRAUD!!!!! HAHAHAHA

>> No.9012553

Doctor Seuss? More like DICK IN ASS!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH

>> No.9012673

rebbit: the thredd

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War and Peace? More like WHORE AND PISS! LOL
Heart of Darkness? More like WHORE OF SHARK PISS! HAHA
Meditations? More like MY DICK TASTE IONS!!!!
Ulysses? More like TFW REJECTED FOR PUBLICATION AGAIN

>> No.9012905

Ulysses? More like POOlysses

>> No.9013234

>>9011927
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE MALE!!

>> No.9013313

notes from the underground? more like notes from the underGROANd

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>>9009883

Stoner?

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>>9009883
>mfw I started this kind of cancer thread

Cormac McCarthy
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Kurt Vonnegut
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Don Delillo
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