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Anonymous Sat Jan 21 01:35:44 2017 No.9002573 [Reply] [Original]

If John Green were doing a Q&A in front of a live audience, and you could attend, what would you ask him? The questions would be written in advance and chosen at random, so whatever your question is, he might have to read it and answer it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 01:40:36 2017 No.9002592 >>9002573 Did you have a child fetish before or after you started writing YA?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 01:52:31 2017 No.9002629 >>9002573 Do you like to put cereal on your dick before you fuck your underage fans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 03:00:49 2017 No.9002783 >>9002573 why do you have such a shit hair cut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 03:04:55 2017 No.9002795 >>9002783 His fans (Nerdfighters) literally call it "the puff".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 03:15:32 2017 No.9002832 File: 797 KB, 1920x1200, face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9002795 i was happier not knowing about this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 03:45:26 2017 No.9002901 >>9002573 How is cancer a side effect of dying?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 05:45:46 2017 No.9003100 >>9002573 I'd hit him in the chest with a javelin while he takes a question out of the hat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 05:48:31 2017 No.9003104 why is /lit/ so obsessed with you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 05:49:05 2017 No.9003106 >>9002573 'Which one are you again? I can't tell you two apart'

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 06:19:14 2017 No.9003160 >>9002573 How many cheerios is too much?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 08:32:39 2017 No.9003363 >>9002573 What shitty creation of yours are you more ashamed of? Your shitty books or your shitty youtube channel?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 09:15:11 2017 No.9003439 >>9002573 How does it feel to know that you are disliked by a bunch of autistic virginal 20 somethings on an obscure nazi throat-singing internet discussion board?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 09:18:11 2017 No.9003447 File: 227 KB, 1252x1252, Wicket W Warrick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9002573 who would win in a fair fight : a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 09:20:45 2017 No.9003453 >>9002573 Is your shit prose a form of condescension to your young readers, or are you just a shit writer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 10:57:12 2017 No.9003739 >>9003439 I like this question. This is a good question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 12:49:54 2017 No.9004113 Stands up "John! Hey John! Why don't you write a book about the young girl who killed herself because you had her love for one night and couldn't return it? Begins removing suitcoat "I'll see you out in the parking lot!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 12:55:28 2017 No.9004125 what is your favorite color?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 13:09:54 2017 No.9004160 >>9004113 Lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 13:12:06 2017 No.9004168 it's been five years, /lit/, what if he never writes another novel? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 13:13:39 2017 No.9004173 >>9002573 I'd do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_9f-4Koivc

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 13:14:32 2017 No.9004177 File: 98 KB, 610x610, John Green laughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9004113

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 14:54:10 2017 No.9004619 >>9002573 "Would you rather have an untouched bowl of cereal, or one that several men had ejaculated in?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 15:07:20 2017 No.9004691 Can I have sex with you senpai?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 15:15:15 2017 No.9004740 >>9004168 He said it took him 10 years to write the fault in our stars. Give it time, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 15:21:05 2017 No.9004780 File: 63 KB, 600x751, John Green excerpt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9004740 IT TOOK 10 YEARS TO WRITE

Anonymous Sat Jan 21 15:22:26 2017 No.9004789
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>>9004780
Wrong book. Here's a Fault in our Stars excerpt.

>"Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast food?"
>"Hazel, eat."
>"But why?" I asked. "I mean, seriously: How did scrambled eggs get stuck in with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has eggs, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich."
>Dad answered with his mouth full. "When you come back, we'll have breakfast for dinner. Deal?"
>"I don't want to have 'breakfast for dinner,'" I answered, crossing knife and fork over my mostly full plate. "I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled eggs-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it occurs at dinnertime."
>"You've gotta pick your battles in this world, Hazel," my mom said. "But if this is the issue you want to champion, we stand behind you."
>"Quite a bit behind you," my dad added, and Mom laughed.
>Anyway, I knew it was stupid, but I felt kind of bad for scrambled eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 15:25:29 2017 No.9004801 >>9004780 what did he mean by this??

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 15:56:41 2017 No.9004927 >>9004789 Add the seinfeld version plox

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 16:00:03 2017 No.9004939 >>9004927 I would also like to read a version of this excerpt reminiscent of Seinfeld.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 16:01:34 2017 No.9004944 File: 594 KB, 1242x2056, John Green as Seinfeld.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9004927 >>9004939

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 16:03:34 2017 No.9004952 File: 168 KB, 383x395, 11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9004944 Many a thank

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 16:05:06 2017 No.9004960 Stop posting meme threads. Stop posting politics threads. Stop posting John Green threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 16:06:06 2017 No.9004966 >>9004960 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 16:08:57 2017 No.9004980 >>9004113 Tell me more, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 16:37:36 2017 No.9005113 >>9004980 I'd like to continue, but this is the point where they usually ask me to leave the reading. Anything further from me would be speculative fiction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 17:08:20 2017 No.9005239 >>9004789 lol grown-ups are so stupid with their rules xDdxD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 22:18:27 2017 No.9006396 >>9002573 How hard is it to write with one hand?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 22:26:35 2017 No.9006437 File: 41 KB, 377x315, californicationhankmoody.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9002592 >>9002629

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