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/lit/ humor thread Anonymous Tue Jan 10 10:44:54 2017 No.8955740 [Reply] [Original]

make me laff boys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 10:46:55 2017 No.8955750 File: 469 KB, 480x608, Messages Image(3820728800).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 13:08:59 2017 No.8956177 File: 88 KB, 623x535, maman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8955740

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:01:41 2017 No.8956559 File: 51 KB, 1161x960, FB_IMG_1483206489753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:06:44 2017 No.8956568 >>8956559 you've got an idea for a joke there but the delivery is all wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:13:38 2017 No.8956592 >>8955740 not gonna lie, i chuckled

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:15:10 2017 No.8956600 >>8955740 If I wanted to hear something funny I'd ask how many pages you read today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:18:46 2017 No.8956613 >>8956600 >tfw on strict reading schedule for school >average 200 pages a day +/- 50 recreational

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:22:06 2017 No.8956632 File: 235 KB, 661x716, 1456752236915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:33:38 2017 No.8956681 >>8956632 >nietzsche fedora hit me like a madeline senpai forgot about those days

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:40:21 2017 No.8956703 >>8956613 AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:40:41 2017 No.8956705 >>8955740 I lost

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:44:54 2017 No.8956721 File: 198 KB, 408x591, 1459781682510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:46:50 2017 No.8956726 File: 305 KB, 673x432, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2016-03-09 18-24-36.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8955740 /lit/ IRL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:48:23 2017 No.8956732 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3SUWK_pWrbw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:48:37 2017 No.8956733 >>8955750 how is this funny?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:50:39 2017 No.8956739 File: 82 KB, 728x701, 1479713256408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8955740

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:12:41 2017 No.8956835 >>8956568 Bio it's not, it's fucking hilarious,or at least chuckleworthy, at the very least for me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:14:05 2017 No.8956844 File: 162 KB, 630x610, 15826447_1172634076124560_5503967881665596254_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dumping not 100% /lit/ themed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:15:07 2017 No.8956847 File: 39 KB, 720x540, 1474131775868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956844

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:16:18 2017 No.8956854 File: 1007 KB, 2685x4485, 1469585430489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956847 i have /sci/ memes if you want

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:17:23 2017 No.8956855 File: 677 KB, 1280x4000, how to read harry potter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956854

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:18:50 2017 No.8956863 >>8956632 Always will make me chuckle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:19:00 2017 No.8956865 File: 82 KB, 478x358, 1465490436812.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956855

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:20:03 2017 No.8956869 File: 136 KB, 500x954, 1464406385153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956865

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:21:01 2017 No.8956871 File: 154 KB, 590x192, C11 62 B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956681 Fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:21:07 2017 No.8956872 File: 789 KB, 1280x781, 1464385109795.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956869

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:22:09 2017 No.8956876 File: 166 KB, 1002x1200, 1463664326003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956872

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:23:12 2017 No.8956878 File: 88 KB, 632x289, 1458276113435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956876

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:24:15 2017 No.8956886 File: 21 KB, 480x390, 1458239684531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956878 pls dump everyone else

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:24:18 2017 No.8956887 File: 610 KB, 1280x1064, 1453145579043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:24:58 2017 No.8956889 >>8956732 surprisingly good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:25:17 2017 No.8956894 File: 9 KB, 187x250, 1463188035819s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956886

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:25:43 2017 No.8956899 File: 1.04 MB, 1158x1064, HEY FAGGOT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:26:06 2017 No.8956901 i have no interest in the subject of this thread but wanted to point out paul dano trips >>8956888

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:27:41 2017 No.8956909 File: 63 KB, 500x373, 1462571159430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956902

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:28:41 2017 No.8956913 File: 1015 KB, 1600x600, 1464635086380.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8955740 one of my favs of all time from /lit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:36:40 2017 No.8956945 >>8956913 I'm halfway through this and so far no cleaning. Can't wait for the rest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:38:23 2017 No.8956953 >>/lit/thread/S1994733 found this while combing through the archives. funniest shit i've seen on /lit/. amazing. post screenshots if you can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:45:54 2017 No.8956978 >>8956844 this is fucking brilliant

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:53:56 2017 No.8957019 >>8956732 just kill me now

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:57:12 2017 No.8957041 >>8956732 What a fucking classic

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:01:00 2017 No.8957061 >>8957033 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:01:31 2017 No.8957064 >>8956887 this is awful

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:01:43 2017 No.8957067 File: 35 KB, 1109x235, zizek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:03:26 2017 No.8957079 >>8957052 if only somebody did this before he wrote that trash history of philosophy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:04:21 2017 No.8957083 File: 31 KB, 1032x379, god's dead honey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:04:37 2017 No.8957084 File: 244 KB, 609x945, 1482367946487.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe these were only funny in real time because the guy was obviously actually high.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:23:37 2017 No.8957193 >>8956733 That is one of my favorite images ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:34:56 2017 No.8957248 >>8956871 post top your top three tintin >The Shooting Star >The Calculus Affair >The Seven Crystal Balls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:37:38 2017 No.8957254 >>8957084 >>8957088 >>8957135 >>8957140 >tfw trying to suppress laughter so I don't need to explain what I'm laughing at

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:40:15 2017 No.8957268 >>8957248 Tintin in The Congo Destination Moon Explorers on the Moon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:40:26 2017 No.8957272 >The secret of the unicorn >Cigars of the Pharaoh + Blue Lotus >Tintin and the Picaros

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:40:38 2017 No.8957273 File: 622 KB, 611x947, 1482368286831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8957254

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:41:42 2017 No.8957278 File: 230 KB, 307x476, 1482368376848.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:42:50 2017 No.8957282 File: 792 KB, 609x923, 1482495511100.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the last one I got.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:43:28 2017 No.8957283 >>8956559 This shit is very good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:44:50 2017 No.8957289 >>8957282 ruined me, thanks for those

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:46:24 2017 No.8957295 >>8956732 lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:46:52 2017 No.8957296 >>8957079 What's wrong with it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:49:32 2017 No.8957311 >>8956953 Read the thread in the link you goddamn faggots!! I NEED VALIDATION NOW!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:49:34 2017 No.8957312 Gottdamn these are gold. Thanks for the content anons, will save for posterity to shitpost well into the future.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:54:52 2017 No.8957326 >>8956613 i don't believe you one bit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:57:25 2017 No.8957335 >>8957326 have you ever been to university? 200 pages is a light reading load for someone in the humanities desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 18:04:06 2017 No.8957363 >>8957296 Full of intentional misinterpretations, misrepresentations and biases. If you want a good history go for Copleston, it's a lot longer but it does justice to every philosopher.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 18:06:59 2017 No.8957382 >>8957311 Five years ago. Damn. Yeah, it is funny.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 19:17:07 2017 No.8957663 File: 77 KB, 435x647, 1482215868991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8957140

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:03:35 2017 No.8957867 >>8956559 Somebody explain for the plebeians. Not me of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:14:40 2017 No.8957913 >>8956733 because the small flourishes of comedy let slightly smart people access their otherwise repressed reserves of euphoric narcissistic selflove

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:16:01 2017 No.8957921 >>8957867 "Pierre Menard, author of Don Quixote" is a story by Borges about a guy writing a chapter from Don Quixote, verbatim, and how the context changes everything, even though the story is totally identical.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:42:48 2017 No.8958025 >>8956894 >>8956909 Are these memes for ants?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 21:02:57 2017 No.8958127 File: 31 KB, 688x275, menard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8957867

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 21:08:13 2017 No.8958149 File: 301 KB, 1587x479, roughandready.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 21:16:58 2017 No.8958179 >>8958141 Truly amazing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 21:21:31 2017 No.8958195 File: 108 KB, 764x1024, 1482973828585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958159 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 22:19:13 2017 No.8958455 File: 90 KB, 1395x730, 1460640394239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 22:20:20 2017 No.8958460 File: 374 KB, 1140x1567, 1462641366786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 22:22:48 2017 No.8958472 File: 311 KB, 1008x389, 474746464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 22:25:11 2017 No.8958485 >>8958464 > Become a parody of the society that prevents you from expressing your Art self Sounds a lot like Notes From Underground

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 22:27:39 2017 No.8958494 >>8958159 top laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 22:30:06 2017 No.8958502 File: 71 KB, 398x542, ss+(2016-11-30+at+09.52.04).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 22:40:25 2017 No.8958531 >>8958464 Hilarious footnote about greentext >>8958470 Depressing and true >>8958472 Stale meme is stale. Apply yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 22:47:48 2017 No.8958549 File: 93 KB, 1805x624, Nabby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 09:03:03 2017 No.8959814 >>8956721 Got me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 09:07:49 2017 No.8959820 >>8956739 ya tebe lyublyu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 09:20:25 2017 No.8959841 >>8956733 fucking edgemaster I bet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 09:22:11 2017 No.8959844 >>8956559 Kek. Dios, por favor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 09:34:19 2017 No.8959859 >>8958135 so good gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 09:43:06 2017 No.8959879 >>8956878 >>8956872 clickhole does good sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 09:50:26 2017 No.8959892 File: 52 KB, 1204x278, Capo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8957248 The Blue Lotus. King Ottokar's Scepter. Tintin in Tibet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 10:11:50 2017 No.8959934 >>8956844 Anon, I really, really like this picture. Can I save it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 11:35:11 2017 No.8960144 >>8957248 The broken ear Crab with the Golden claws The secret of the univorn

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 11:43:06 2017 No.8960165 someone pls post the Katie's Classic Books saga

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 11:56:31 2017 No.8960215 >>8956632 Too real to laff

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 11:58:10 2017 No.8960220 File: 120 KB, 554x621, 1476386727052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958159

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 12:38:55 2017 No.8960358 >>8958159 Holy shit, I may have to ACTUALLY read this. Almost every single one of those sentences is perfect in its blunder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 12:48:19 2017 No.8960391 >>8958549 my favorite

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 13:34:24 2017 No.8960567 >>8956732 Sounds like a dyke

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 13:57:47 2017 No.8960626 >>8956854 I would be interested in scientific memes. Would you deliver if I asked you to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 14:22:23 2017 No.8960702 >>8958117 gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:06:07 2017 No.8960825 >>8958149 >dick Parkinson's >shower water >galloping abs how do you even come up with this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:28:58 2017 No.8960891 >>8956844 I don't get it. Care to enlight a fellow anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:47:14 2017 No.8960974 >>8958149 would read.

Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:05:57 2017 No.8961051

>>8957248
>Tintin in Tibet
>The Crab with the Golden Claws
>The Blue Lotus

fun fact; my family on both sides have connections to TinTin and Herge. The castle in The Black Island is modeled after Lochranza castle, which my mum's family used to own the land. On my dad's side, my great-grandfather was Herges editor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:20:33 2017 No.8961109 >>8958149 >Best selling Author Holy shit I'd read that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:20:45 2017 No.8961111 >>8957083 and people say people on /lit/ cant write.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:43:34 2017 No.8961207 >>8956732 i lol'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 17:05:05 2017 No.8961293 >>8956854 That's actually pretty funny. This is the precise level of reverence fans of the Potter series give it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 17:14:22 2017 No.8961340 >>8956894 was funny, wish it was larger though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 17:18:41 2017 No.8961366 File: 36 KB, 295x395, 1482586407858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956894 >>8961340

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 17:21:26 2017 No.8961376 File: 99 KB, 500x448, 1431922954147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956894 >>8961366

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 18:14:56 2017 No.8961595 >>8956855 One year I'm going to follow this guide. I'll report my experience when I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 19:11:45 2017 No.8961860 File: 566 KB, 1913x2102, Brother, would you spare me some of your oats.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This meme will probably get stale soon, but let's enjoy ourself for the time being.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 19:38:39 2017 No.8962007 >>8960144 >>8961051 huh, two votes for crab. didn't expect that >my great-grandfather was Herges editor. for le petit vingtieme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 21:57:57 2017 No.8962676 File: 12 KB, 581x195, stempeople.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 23:31:34 2017 No.8963147 >>8956854 jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 04:45:55 2017 No.8963953 >>8958502 I took part in this conversation. I have become one with the chon. I can die happy now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 06:41:57 2017 No.8964136 File: 84 KB, 225x214, chchhhhhhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956177 >blind.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 08:36:42 2017 No.8964283 File: 146 KB, 600x600, tumblr_np3b2zRo3q1tinnpro1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958470 Beautiful description and impetus to leave bye

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 08:43:14 2017 No.8964293 >>8955740 I'm fucking dying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 08:59:16 2017 No.8964316 >>8957140 >ba卐inga Top kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:53:03 2017 No.8964794 my diary, desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 15:14:25 2017 No.8965430 >>8956732 >that voice white "men" are pathetic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 15:34:48 2017 No.8965519 >>8957273 S T O P just change castle to cattle and it's fucking 10/10 OC of the year anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 16:22:02 2017 No.8965680 File: 42 KB, 1841x265, 1370911077.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 17:52:01 2017 No.8966034 >>8961860 I wish we did more of this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 17:53:58 2017 No.8966041 >>8965430 >that voice >man thou may not choose the plural option

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 18:06:00 2017 No.8966108 File: 125 KB, 400x576, 1481779124455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the ultimate /lit/ meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 18:23:12 2017 No.8966191 >>8958149 >spongy love mountains absolute genius

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 18:44:57 2017 No.8966284 >>8956559 I laughed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 19:02:42 2017 No.8966346 >>8956945 It's at the end, but good fuck it is a lot of cleaning

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 19:14:18 2017 No.8966394 >>8956559 love this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 19:48:16 2017 No.8966502 >>8966108 i like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 19:52:58 2017 No.8966517 >>8956732 that's so very disgusting to all my senses

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 20:00:07 2017 No.8966541 >>8958135 That last kick at the end Bellissimo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 20:40:22 2017 No.8966701 >>8965680 DELET

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 20:46:51 2017 No.8966738 >>8958549 >doodle doot doot lost it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 20:49:23 2017 No.8966753 >>8958149 >Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it holy shit

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 20:56:35 2017 No.8966779 >>8956732 Shit, anyone should replace cultural marxism with Frankfurt School and it's the current zeitgeist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:10:39 2017 No.8966820 >>8966761 That reminds me of that one thread where people made up "clever" sayings that fell apart really easily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:13:31 2017 No.8966825 >>8956632 >I'M FROM POL TELL ME ABOUT JULIUS EVOLA sides = gone

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:19:16 2017 No.8966840 >>8956847 he was SLAVE MORALITY the WHOLE TIME

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:19:19 2017 No.8966841 File: 77 KB, 1564x1060, Dougal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958149 >towel still wet with shower water Lord almighty

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:23:32 2017 No.8966859 File: 1.38 MB, 1468x672, 1475844254495.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958149 >suffered from Dick Parkinson's That's the funniest thing I've read in a while

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:24:23 2017 No.8966864 >>8956716 Quoting Melville without context is cheating, there are so many great lines like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:28:52 2017 No.8966883 >>8956732 Why is this so bad ? Its not even bad in a funny way. It just sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:31:02 2017 No.8966892 >>8956732 this is surprisingly accurate. bretty gud

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:37:49 2017 No.8966913 >>8966820 Have any screencaps of that thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:39:34 2017 No.8966921 >>8966108 Infinite Jest sucks, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:40:24 2017 No.8966925 File: 212 KB, 500x346, IMG_4030.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:43:43 2017 No.8966937 >>8958149 >"Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands." >"Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding." holy fucking shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 22:16:26 2017 No.8967044 File: 164 KB, 1308x375, Stalin sir.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8961860 B-but Stalin, sir!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 22:44:15 2017 No.8967125 >>8963953 Thanks anon. I'm not sure why I liked it so much. Maybe because of its simplicity and the great usage of DFW images.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 23:17:39 2017 No.8967235 hahahahhahahaahahh holy fucking shit im laughing, I'm posting this on reddit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 23:18:42 2017 No.8967236 >>8967235 I want to be in the screencap too! xD

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 23:30:40 2017 No.8967285
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>>8958149
>The blurb only covers the first 50 pages or so.

>It opens with the mom calls the chef to say "Your sister has joined ISIS." Sister hires the vampire-Viking-van-angel as a private investigator but then insists on coming with him to the ranch while he fetches her sister. They arrive, demon-vampire things attack, and the dude randomly teleports them to the 10th century.

>The next 90% of the book is in the 10th century. The Viking is conveniently recognized as the lord of the castle they teleported to, despite being gone for years and having lost hundreds of pounds in the interim. Chef lady is shoved in the kitchen where she teaches Vikings that bread exists despite them already knowing that. There is a Twilight-esque theme where every 2-5 pages one of the pair mentions that the other smells like peppermint and coconut. Literally every couple pages. There's some love triangle with his ex-fiancee that goes nowhere, and the section in the 10th century culminates with him walking in on the chef sleeping, stripping naked, and jerking off on her while she sleeps because she's just too pretty. They teleport back to modern day to find out that the sister had already left the ranch and was never in danger, and the Viking has 6 brothers that will help take out the cult. The Viking goes on a rant on how Political Correctness is how ISIS can recruit in America, he marries the chef, and the book ends.

>Oh, and there's Nazis running around doing shit, too.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 23:37:36 2017 No.8967315 +1! Upvoted this thread! XD

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 23:48:52 2017 No.8967343 >>8956854 N O A B O A B

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 00:22:31 2017 No.8967437 >>8956613 How do you read -50 pages recreationally?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 00:40:24 2017 No.8967483 >>8967437 you read backwards, duh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 00:55:26 2017 No.8967520 >>8956732 >and people who care about black people that one caught me off guard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 01:24:51 2017 No.8967600 File: 71 KB, 600x656, 1424840525885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8957023

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 02:03:34 2017 No.8967710 >>8966921 Lurk more, you'll get it eventually

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 05:43:00 2017 No.8968105 File: 40 KB, 316x467, 1384064408874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what's going on in this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 05:45:13 2017 No.8968111 File: 787 KB, 760x658, S2kzfL2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 05:49:14 2017 No.8968115 File: 827 KB, 1548x1468, achilles and tortoise historically acurate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 07:52:04 2017 No.8968307 >>8956854 Why do alternative reading orders turn me on so much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 07:58:16 2017 No.8968320 >>8968115 Why did you ruin it? It was a perfectly good meme with the original armor

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 08:26:41 2017 No.8968372 >>8956732 I am dying from laughter holy hsit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 08:50:11 2017 No.8968421 File: 319 KB, 954x599, 2gays.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 09:06:20 2017 No.8968445 >>8968105 >Australia

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 09:12:39 2017 No.8968461 >>8957023 meta

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 09:33:29 2017 No.8968508 >>8956855 Michael Sendivogius is my favorite writer ever, anybody read his books?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 09:44:34 2017 No.8968538 File: 106 KB, 1523x1069, 1428920179501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 09:59:14 2017 No.8968577 >>8968538 >snubnose katana Whatever happened to Flashbird though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 10:06:26 2017 No.8968597 File: 137 KB, 1048x578, 1464369253260.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 10:08:35 2017 No.8968603 File: 176 KB, 1182x606, 1469727415981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 10:21:10 2017 No.8968639 >>8968320 the original armor was not historically accurate this is the achaean host looked like fucking dorks outside of Troy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 10:50:10 2017 No.8968708 >>8956913 Haha. I've been going through a rough patch and reading this every day. Very funny stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 11:13:35 2017 No.8968752 >>8957663 >not The Big Guy Theory

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 11:14:38 2017 No.8968755 >>8958117 what a deeply tragic story. I was moved to tears

Anonymous Fri Jan 13 11:41:26 2017 No.8968831
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>>8968639
The talking tortoise was not historically accurate

this is

The giant mushroom looked like it was from fucking Alice in Wonderland

>Now with more historical accuracy and less humour

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 11:49:09 2017 No.8968857 >>8968639 >>8968115 How autist do you have to be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 11:52:11 2017 No.8968862 >>8968831 Why is he not speaking in Aeolic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 11:52:27 2017 No.8968864 >>8968831 >The giant mushroom looked like it was from fucking Alice in Wonderland That's because it was you prole, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_the_Tortoise_Said_to_Achilles

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 11:53:13 2017 No.8968867 >>8968862 Why is he white?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 12:03:15 2017 No.8968919 >>8968864 Reread the post and consider the post I was responding to, I think you missed some irony there

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 12:13:47 2017 No.8968958 File: 271 KB, 1548x1468, 1484304554841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8968867 >Why is he white? God, you really didn't start with the greeks. Start by watching Troy, it should give you some inside to what ancient Greece really was like

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 12:32:47 2017 No.8969042 >>8956732 Imagine having a voice like that. You'd have no option but to go into the field of higher education

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 13:04:51 2017 No.8969136 >>8968958 H O L Y . . .

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 13:12:44 2017 No.8969159 >>8956716 Starting to think the whole whale hunting thing is just in there to disguise the sperm thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 13:15:05 2017 No.8969174 File: 2.21 MB, 5625x5648, 1481475756852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956732 I think the original video is even longer. Am I thinking of the same one? The one that starts with a high-pitched autistic cough. A classic regardless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 13:17:42 2017 No.8969190 >>8956876 It's funny because it's true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 13:24:37 2017 No.8969217 >>8958149 >clunge

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 13:29:19 2017 No.8969228 File: 262 KB, 661x716, grks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 14:05:46 2017 No.8969371 File: 124 KB, 1548x1468, mathtrolling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8968115

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 14:07:08 2017 No.8969378 File: 272 KB, 500x313, Matt Forney runs from antifas.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956726

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 14:15:10 2017 No.8969406 >>8969371 this is good

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 17:24:06 2017 No.8970067 >>8961860 this meme was the reason why i started visiting /lit/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 18:10:45 2017 No.8970237 i can post a short story this guy did that's hilariously bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 18:51:45 2017 No.8970374 File: 17 KB, 1116x138, pynchon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 19:27:00 2017 No.8970496 >>8961860 tfw i saw variations of this on a normie instagram meme page run by a woman

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 03:02:21 2017 No.8971772 >>8969174 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZQJFbrqjUY I dunno why no one uses it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 03:34:21 2017 No.8971823 >>8958149 >torolf entered her like she was a lottery Didnt know weezy started writing books

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 04:55:33 2017 No.8971947 jesus guys, just because this is /lit/ doesn't mean all of your memes have to be the size of novels

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 10:22:06 2017 No.8972507 >>8969378 eggman should be backwards

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 10:42:09 2017 No.8972545 >>8972507 I know, but I'm too shit at editing to do it.

Anonymous Sat Jan 14 11:01:09 2017 No.8972593
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>>8971772
>Roman empire was ruined by feminists
>Islamic Golden Age didn't happen, Thunderfoot did a video on it
>I watched a lot of RockingMrE videos
>he didn't even play video games

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 11:39:09 2017 No.8972694 >>8970496 link?

>>	Bakunin-san Sat Jan 14 14:34:09 2017 No.8973298 File: 173 KB, 500x758, 1480822827435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8967285 >Tfw this actually get's published

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 17:09:10 2017 No.8973898 >>8957411 Wittgenstein wins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 17:25:02 2017 No.8973955 >>8956739 who is he?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 17:37:19 2017 No.8974001 File: 46 KB, 1413x383, AHJG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 17:38:26 2017 No.8974007 >>8973955 dostoevsky

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 17:38:40 2017 No.8974008 File: 129 KB, 1556x444, Philosopher Tod.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 17:39:52 2017 No.8974016 >>8964136 >tfw you're trying to quit porn and even pictures like this get you hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 17:43:08 2017 No.8974033 File: 197 KB, 1413x683, library of alexandria.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 17:44:40 2017 No.8974042 File: 301 KB, 750x971, Petal Falls Twice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 18:06:58 2017 No.8974122 File: 133 KB, 539x810, 1483714875431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 18:08:03 2017 No.8974125 File: 706 KB, 500x775, 1483665412352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 18:32:39 2017 No.8974199 File: 314 KB, 750x500, JoanathanFoer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8974125

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 18:34:32 2017 No.8974204 File: 124 KB, 750x498, BillVollman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8974125 .

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 18:47:32 2017 No.8974244 File: 54 KB, 680x598, tfwtointelligent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956726

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 18:51:21 2017 No.8974253 File: 79 KB, 236x302, zizek2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8960891 Watch the pervert's guide to ideology

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 18:55:10 2017 No.8974263 >>8956899 I didn't even get half of it but laughed my ass off nonetheless because of the sheer absurdity

Anonymous Sat Jan 14 19:04:50 2017 No.8974293

>>8974263
Harold Bloom saying DFW has no discernible talent and Stephen King is Cervantes compared to him

Guy in bottom left corner panel, above later, is reading Gravity's Rainbow and referring to shit that happens in it

Below that, Circe is a chapter in Joyce's Ulysses
In Search of Lost Time got better the third time reading it apparently

That's pretty much everything obscure

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 19:06:48 2017 No.8974303 >>8967437 When you read that much you forget a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 19:08:00 2017 No.8974306 >>8974293 >bananas Every time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 19:09:09 2017 No.8974311 >>8968639 The Iliad isn't historically accurate either you fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 19:15:22 2017 No.8974333 >>8958460 underrated

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 19:15:30 2017 No.8974336 >>8974293 Holy shit anon. Teach me your ways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 20:14:55 2017 No.8974604 >>8974336 Not that guy but I got almost all of it by lurking /lit/ for a long time. I don't read.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 22:35:18 2017 No.8975165 >>8957282 >>8957278 >>8957273 >>8957140 >>8957135 >>8957088 >>8957084 God. I'm retarded by laughing so hard at this. I'm going to /b/, guys. I'll miss you all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 15 03:17:06 2017 No.8975934 File: 116 KB, 2189x985, 1417608734148.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8968577 Probably wrapping up a major publishing deal with Penguin.

Anonymous Sun Jan 15 05:22:44 2017 No.8976117

>>8970067
fuck off normalfag. Fucking newfag lurk more before posting you faggot. fuck off back to plebbit you cuck. this is why lit is shit now because of people like you.

AWW did I hurt your wiccle feelings? Get used to it punk this is 4chan. Not your little safe space . If your a woman then fuck off we don't want you here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 15 05:34:45 2017 No.8976139 >>8959892 these are all very memorable for me, especially The blue Lotus as it is the first great Tintin. Besides the ones that are mentioned already I would pick >Flight 714 >Tintin and the Picaros and >The Secret of the Unicorn

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