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if i read more will get wittier around girls

>> No.8940569

>>8940568
Nobody thinks this except people who want to read to appear intelligent to women

>> No.8940582 [DELETED] 

The girl who sucked my dick for quoting Shakespeare disagrees

>> No.8940586

The girl who sucked my dick after I quoted Shakespeare disagrees

>> No.8940646

This is actually true. As soon as I read Stirner I lost my virginity.

>see a girl waiting for a bus
>I take her handbag
>"excuse me, sir, that's my property" she says, "it's illegal for you to take it from me"
>I reply with a quote from the man (Stirner) himself "Woman, your head is haunted. You habe wheels in your head."
>I then get complete control over her, and she becomes my property
>I can see from her religious eyes, that she didn't expect me to see through her liberal/communistic curtain of spooks
>"Oh, Anon, your owness. it's huge!" She says in delight
>"I am the unique one indeed" I reply
>we then use each other selfishly for our sexual enjoyment
>after the act, she asks me to give her handbag back
>I shoot her immediatly, sensing she intends to control me
>"psshh... nothing personnel... property..."
>I teleport back to Union Of Egoists headquarters

>> No.8940652

>>8940646
holy... i want more...

>> No.8940665

>>8940646
>"Anon, your owness, it's huge"
>"for you"

>> No.8940670

>>8940646
Thank you for the laugh

>> No.8940673

>>8940646
Terrible until the last line, which had me chuckle audibly.

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>>8940646

>> No.8940797

>>8940646
A short message to anyone who found this miserable post funny: kys

>> No.8940802

>>8940673
that was the only part that was retarded, what is wrong with you

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>>8940646

>> No.8940907

>>8940805
>fun

>> No.8940928

>>8940568
Girls? - talk a lot about reading YA.
Women? - You'll meet fewer.

>> No.8940945

>>8940928
Holy...

>> No.8940953

>>8940797
Post something funnier

>> No.8941016

>>8940953
your experience with women.

>> No.8941142

If by "wittier" you mean reading so that you can sound like an intellectual, then no.

But I think people who read or have a varied knowledge of things (even just pop cultural knowledge) do tend to be funnier.

>> No.8941171

>>8940797

Holy...

I need more

>> No.8941180

>>8941142
>read or have a varied knowledge of things
where do i start with this

>> No.8941183

>>8940849
what is this scene from ?

>> No.8941231

>>8941180

What do you mean?

>> No.8941415

>>8941183
J'adore les français ^^

>> No.8941549

>>8941183
Twister.

>> No.8941581

>>8941180
>be interested in everything
>check out anything that catches your eye
it doesn't have to be books. mainly because books are subject specific, unless you want to read the fucking encyclopedia