/lit/ - Literature

>>8921499
This one is wrong, it needs to be in lowercase, and the font is different.

>>8921499
also needs to be a line drawing...

>>8921499
you should at least try and make ones that don't look obviously fake LMAO

>>8921608
this one is real, you fucking faggot!

>>8921616
The spamming will attract less suspicion if we add her originals to the mix.

also, it would be funny if we get to a point we're no one remembers which ones are hers and which ones are ours

>>8921641
I already can't tell dude

We just need cleaner images, that's literally the only way anyone can tell

We should make one of those
>Line from Finnegans Wake, or Chief Keef?
pictures with like dozens of them side by side, the best fakes vs. the pooinloo's real ones, and you can grade yourself to see how many you got

Anyway I'm going to sleep.

I might make some insta accounts tomorrow if this whole thing is still going.

Although I'm pretty sure there's only three of us at most who actually want to get it off the ground.

>that NEET life yo

>/lit/ creates (somewhat) amusing parodies of rupi kaur
>over-enthusiastic anons decide to try and meme it everywhere on the internet
>actually works to a degree and some people get confused
>chaos reigns
>rupi kaur catches wind of it and writes piece about being victimised by racist white males
>various internet news sites report on how 4chan's literature board is victimising a coloured female poet because of misogyny
>thousands of /pol/tards who don't care about good literature at all flood the board because that's what they think we are
>daily sjw/alt-right threads increase exponentially and swallow the board
you heard it here first lads

>>8921393
0 subtlety and it doesn't even read like her

some other anon made this

>>8921785
So the same thing as now?

>>8921291

>>8921857
I wrote that
Did not care about any of that, I just wanted to insult her that's all

>>8921883

>>8921883

And for that matter

>>8922000
Checked
Nice

>>8922000

Witnessed

>>8922077

Beautiful addition

here's one i shat out in 15 minutes

>>8922129

>>8921295
>>8921311
>>8921315
>>8921339
>>8921355
>>8921368
>>8921402
>>8921408
>>8921446
>>8921612
>>8922050
>>8922075

>tfw can't tell if these are real or not
>tfw I have no face

>>8921280
Should someone start an IG for this? I still like the idea of having a latinx pansexual genderqueer punk gurl posting one of these a day.

We could gauge traction by followers, and promote the eventual book once we've got a decent platform. Plus that'd enable us to "reveal" the hoax by putting the
>lel this is no discernable talent meme & sugar
poem at the end of the collection, so people actually pay money to get let down.

I'll start an account in 2 hrs unless /lit/ would rather do something else.

>>8922437
Spamfollow bunch of different accounts under the tags feminism, poetry, reading etc. To quickly gain traction

>>8921785
I've been genuinely considering doing this for a few months now. Start a fake poetry collective with a few members who make a similar type of poem. Keep it subtle and totally straight-faced. See what happens. (Probably nothing but sounds like fun regardless). Will go for it if enough, quality, interest is aroused.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/dogsbodies

>>8921785
What you dont realize is all the frustated /lit/izens in this thread are originally alt-right /pol/ fags

I don't disagree with your prediction. But /lit/ isn't bringing it upon itself. the /pol/tard population will grow like a virus

>>8922437
>>8922467
Get on board brothers.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/dogsbodies

>>8922482
I think it's at least due in part to the fact that this already spamposted memepoetry is everywhere and of low quality and is more or less only popular because of muh feminism. Don't get me wrong, I think all the alt-right betacucks that are scared that women might be better than them at something are fucking retarded, yet, I think this poetry is even worse.

>>8922488
I really hate mindless poetry, because I've started to study and write, and this destruction of beauty annoys me, desu

>>8922000
kek. funniest one, and nice numbers.

Here's something I wrote for this, don't think it would fit with the tone you all are going for now.
Sad, because it's basically my masterpiece.

There's a bomb in my dingdong
Isis made me do it
Shoved it down my weinerhole
لطيفة القضيب دونالد
As the clock ticks
The cock blinks
Oval Office lock clicks
Open the door
Fall on the floor
Everyone died cuz'a my dickbomb
-Donald J Trump, Posthumous

>>8922497
>>8922488
I hate that I can't comment on things like this because I don't want to be associated with basically anyone. If I criticise her shit /pol9k/ will think I'm opposing it on ideological grounds because she's a brown feminist woman and not because it's shit non-poetry.

>>8921280
she should read some poetry

>>8922482
>What you dont realize is all the frustated /lit/izens in this thread are originally alt-right /pol/ fags
wrong

>>8922000

>>8921291
laughed hard

>>8921785
>yfw 4chan's own Ern Malley affair becomes the foremost work of instapoetry and an object of critical acclaim for decades to come

>>8921785
We already have constant Evola/Land/Marx threads.

>>8922484

Oh it's /lit/

>>8922848

Where should these be disseminated apart from 4chan?

no one posted mine. Feel free to make a better picture cuz I can't draw for shit

>>8922920
Join the revolution, Comrade.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/dogsbodies

>>8922967

Yours is up there, under 'reading rumi'

>>8922984

the high castle one is mine

also nobody posted the seagulls one :(

>>8922984
oh damn I had not noticed. I'll work on some more.

>>8922278
tfw means "that feel when" m8

enjoyable and tasteful

>>8922075
second stanza sounds like pessoa

>>8922077
>rupi kauer rhyming

>>8922488
>>8922582

spot on

>>8923075

Call it juvenelia

>>8922969
nigga I'm not using my google accounts.

>>8922584

>she should read some poetry

Why bother? You clearly don't need to these days. As long as millennials identify with your political praxis and struggles they will buy any old horseshit you throw at them.

>>8921785
>implying it's going to gain any traction

>>8924136
>arial bold

>>8923021
This is one of the best

>>8924147
this lack of delicacy was intentional
she is truly a great poet

You call us cows, yet you drink milk, you call us pigs, yet you eat bacon, you call us cunts, yet you came out and... oh... thats why

>>8924226
the world is our mother Gaias womb and we are all her children in birthing, so brother, sister, shant we play nicely?

>>8924226
fuck me once
no shame on me
fuck me twice
no shame on me
but if a thousand people fuck me
a thousand times each
well arent i just a never rotten peach
no shame on me

>>8923698
>not having a burner for ops
git gud

are the psyops kill or are we still doing this

>>8924707
Where are you sharing these?

>>8924709
>mfw this whole thing dies because no one on this board is pleb enough to start spamming the false flags

>>8922481
>https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/dogsbodies
im in, sounds fun

>>8921785
Already happened two years ago when the Katie thread made the top of r/4chan

>>8925198
>tfw I came here because of katie-gate

>>8922481
accept my request already, you pleb nigger

>>8925372
not with that attitude

rip rupi's new poems

Looks like most of her stuff is spread through pintrest. That'd be a good place to put these

Are these serious or are they subtle /pol/ shitposting?

>>8923698
I'm not using mine either, you can create a burner one and then post in the group under a pseudonym.

>>8927848

It's getting hard to tell at this point. Though it started off as the latter, they're becoming increasingly autobiographical

>>8921280
Here's my contribution:

i'd rather
starve
to death
than take
one
bite of
your arrogance

>>8921280
Rupi Kaur is shit.

She is brings nothing but shame to the title, Poet.

>>8921295
Perhaps it's because we live in the Northwestern Hemisphere, where the native men ARE white, and the majority group IS white.

Every part of the world focuses on it's own culture. It is literally the exact same reason she is protesting white male poetry - because she isn't one.

Fucking hypocritical moron.

I'm not a white male, believe it or not, btw.

I know
you dont
feel that way
but its
okay
someone wont
feel that way
about you
one day
too

>>8929030

beige male detected

>>8929085
Fooled you, buddy.

But I didn't expect you to believe me. Feminists are well known for seeing what they want to see.

>>8929114

It's a joke on the white male thing. Beige instead of white, get it?

Also you know the poem is supposed to make fun of rupi kaur right?

>>8929141
No, I got it.

I didn't know it was a mock Rupi Kaur poem. It looks a lot like her actually poems that I've seen, so I assumed it was.

>>8921291
It sounds like she is making fun of affirmative action..

>>8929168

'' It looks a lot like her actually poems that I've seen, so I assumed it was.''

That's the point lad. It has to be similar enough to her poetry to fool people into thinking it actually is, and then you reveal that it's actually the mocking poems of a bunch of cis white males on a industrial glass cleaning forum.

>>8929189
Well it fooled me - well played. At least my rage can subside now.

>>8929196

Also you're definitely a white male.

>>8929205
Wrong again, friendo.

>>8929231

White female detected

>>8922484
How do I do it without giving them phone?

>>8929430
Just don't enter a phone number on the form.

>>8929430

Yeah, you can skip that part

>>8929439
>>8929459
Except you can't.

>>8929482

>not having a burner nokia that you use fto take one call and then chuck in the trashcan

>>8922437
DO NOT MAKE ANY ACCOUNTS YET.

We're formulating the persona now.

New Thread
>>8930199

>>8923039
nigga just faceless doggo

>>8922000
wonderful

>>8922000
that's nice
check these

>>8922582
Eeh. I'm a brown feminist woman, and her "poetry" annoys me no end.

>>8922000
amazing

>>8922000
That is genius!

>>8921866
dying of laughter

>>8932104
>>>/reddit/

>>8921280
>overhead

>head

This gotta get on Lulu. It'll probably bank more than TOTALIAT and Hypersphere.

what happened to the other thread why did it get deleted

>>8934079

Perhaps just slid? A lot of new threads up, plus this one has all the content

>>8934143
it's not in the archive, somebody pruned it