/lit/ - Literature

Go read Jason

>>8910689
For you, Martin

Have fun Chris

Alex, for you.

>when you have an armenian name that won't be guessed.

Bradly

>>8910706
>>8910806
I don't think you two understand how this works.

Tom

>>8910736
Already read it you douche

TWICE. Never again. Never again that boring shithole with occasionally beautiful sentences. NEVER AGAIN

Jeremy, it's time

Jackson

For Henry

Read and suffer, Derrick/Derek

happy new year, Frank

>>8910814
kek

Erick/Erik/Eric

Dear Robert,
I'm about to start this book, so you should too. By the time we're both done we can discuss it!
Love,
Me

Tyrone

>>8910841
That's cheating.

Here you go Michael.

John

its perfect

Read it, Zack

Where's f**king Bryan?

>>8910831
I hate you. I've read the depressed person and good old neon, I don't need this

>>8910841
Kek

Do it Jacob

>>8910866
Doesn't sound horrible

>>8910881
Fuck off faggot

>>8910921
It's absolutely not horrible.

>>8910866
jokes on YOU—i just finished this the other day and it was incredible. what's your christian name, anon?

>tfw your name is rare so it won't be called

Tiago

mary, you beautiful autist—this bud's for you

happy new year isaac

>>8910945
>t. rumpelstiltskin

>>8910938
Benjamin.

Tell me what you think of it Hyun Woo!

>>8910891
u asked for it

>>8910945
tfw no anglo

>>8910866
Thanks..


Creative FBI thread. GJ OP

Paul read this

Colin/Collin

>>8910811
........
Is this even any good?

IF YOU GOT A BOOK YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE A BOOK

>>8910975
you seem nice, benji

>>8911019
Travis/Travis

>>8911025
very

thank me later

>>8911019
damn. sorry anon, i'm barely literate, i've read like four books in my life

for.... Paul

>>8911029
thx dawg

>>8911054
Did you end up getting that for mom?
If so, did she like it?

>>8911061
she asked me if i wrote it

For João, Monica, Andy, Chris, Jaime, Jun, Szymon, Jessica, and the guy in the brown shirt

you have 1 week to read it and discuss it amongst yourselves

Sarah, Mark, Dillon, Meghan, Robert, Will, Ben, Ladarius, you have 4 hours. you can find it as a pdf online just google it.

>name never gets chosen
>one of the most popular names

o

>>8911066
Kek, is it actually any good? I haven't read it

Read these articles, Brian

>>8911083
a true work of art

>>8911072
>>8911078
my name is in one of these and I'm not going to read because I feel you broke the rules
good day and happy new years

>>8911094
João you are suspended

>>8911080
hmmmm okay James David Richard Charles Joseph Thomas Sam Ben Andrew NIck Ryan John

>>8911103
No but because I know I don't get called I'm carrying it out

t. Noah

>>8911089
Clever.

Donald

>>8911094
c h r i s is that you

christian

>>8911103
>James

>reading books

>>8911146
why are you here if not to indulge your minds eye, friend

>>8911111

>No jonathan, feels bad man

>>8911149

i musta gotten lost on my way too /pol/

Daniel

You're never allowed to read a book again.

Go make a thread on /tv/ right now and link us to it so we can pity and shame you

>>8911156
Go spend 15 minutes in /x/.

>>8911156
>>>/tv/77877379

Here you go Matt

>almost no grills
>mfw

>>8910845
I'll tell you right now, any nigga with the name Tyrone ain't gonna be readin' shit.

>>8911188
real talk

Someone give me a book pls

t. Anthony

read this, Juan

>>8911245

someone give me a book

>>8911166
mkay, I'll pick it up after The Idiot

Colt and Anna

>>8910725
lol fuck me

>>8910950
>>8910950

Who is this?

>Read this, David, you lying, deceiving, fraudulent, phony, wannabe Hebrew, kike.

Here ya go, KRISTIN

Please give Conor a book to read

My name is Ricky.

No one said my name. :(

Please to give book for to reading?

>>8911432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=talvqb8crQY

>>8911442
>implying the black ancient Egyptian kangs enslaved this fucker's ancestors [Eastern Europeans] to build shit

There's a reason why schizophrenia is much more prevalent among the Ashkenazis. The very basis of their deceptions is the basis of all their lies- the lie that they are descended from the Hebrews. Ashkenazis are neither genetically descended from the Hebrews, nor is their religion of the Hebrew faith. Ashkenazis invented atheism, they are all atheists.

>>8911437
Connor go read The Leopard

>>8911438

The Plains - Gerald Murnane

What if I have two names?

>>8910843
Welp

Also Tim, time to read this book

>mfw you call your own name with the book you just ordered

>>8910725
>>8911072
>>8911118

time for some fucking IDEOLOGY

Read this Patrick
In this particular translation as well.

>>8910753

пpoчитaй ee Apaм

have fun Adolf

>>8911481
sorry 4got book

Hey Adam, check this one out.

>>8911156
Fuck you

>>8911080
This.

>not a single slav name

>white people names

>>8911597
do it, boy

illiterate plebian filth

Jamal

>>8911435
That was a close one

Kristen

Nick

>>8911685
I told Szymon to read Pearl S. Buck

>>8911482
>imblying literally anyone has that name in the current year


>>8911166
>>8911287
Nice. Good taste other Matt, I love the Idiot

>>8911685
Alright slavs

All Sashas/Fedyas/Mishas/Zhenyas

>>8911167
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>8911078
This reads like a Dark Age /pol/ post

It's great

>>8911078
no, you used the less common, wrong spelling off my name

>>8911161
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

mark / jennifer

>>8911831
>woman on 4chan

Do it Bernd

Pepe

>>8911831
ok

>>8910689
The OP itself was pretty close.

Kieran/Kira

>>8911468
thanks

>>8911876
Here you go Rauren

Read the Quran

Larry/Laura

here ya go Jonathan, javier, ricky, laquisha, omar, benito, adolfo

>>8911882
HE HE HE, YOU WILL NEVER GUESS! NEVER!

>>8910825
lmao

Boys:
Smith/Adam

Girls:
Jane/Clarice

Hurry up and read that novella I wrote for you, Olivia.

Any recs for a guy called Max?

If your name's Jack you now have to read Ready Player One.

>>8911967
Max reads Memoirs of Hadrian

>tfw no Ivan

>tfw only shit anglo names are being mentioned

This one is for you, Paolo/Paul/Paulo

Ilir you fat Albanian dork, go read some stupid Albanian local newspaper or something. May Allah curse you.

>>8912330
forgot pic

Expand your mind, Steven.

steven or stephen

>>8912334
>>8912340
stevemind

>>8911527
Man, I'm really tired of black people. Why did you do this to me?

do it, Nathan

>>8910809
are u trying to change the rules arent u bradly jason?

In cases like these, does it count if someone posts a shorter or longer version of my name?

e.g. my name is XY and someone posts X, meaning the short version of my name that people may or may not call me sometimes for convenience, does that count?

What if my parents are truckers, construction workers or otherwise retarded and named me X, would it count if someone posted XY, meaning the proper version of my crippled name?

An easy example would be Alexander and Alex.

>>8912371
yes it counts

>>8912371
dumb nekoposter

>>8910891
You spell your name like a faggot

>>8912389
t. my crack smoking mother couldn't come up with a name so she looked at the doctor's name tag but found herself unable to make out all the complicated letters in the long word so my legal name is "Matt"

I'm trying to remember the name of a book I heard about several years ago (but I don't want to start a new thread about it, so...)
I think its cover is blue and that it was released after 2005.
It talks about a guy who tries to do as little as possible at work and who passes the time by being drunk and by sleeping in the office's toilets for example.

Kevin will have to read it.

>>8912401
I don't think I want to surrender my diary to a man named Kevin

Do it, Muhammad.

>>8912340
In the middle of reading this. Why am I learning to be a swordmaster. I can only connect certain parts to actual real life application.