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Anonymous Fri Dec 16 19:43:29 2016 No.8851204 [DELETED]

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What should I read to improve my chances with the ladies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 19:44:37 2016 No.8851207 File: 43 KB, 660x470, _54523105_54522480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8851204 Murakami.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 19:45:05 2016 No.8851210 >heinlein >le ruseman face

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:33:40 2016 No.8851421 >>8851204 If you aren't yet in your late 20's then you're stuck reading shitty YA if you want to connect with them. Sorry, pal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:34:00 2016 No.8851424 Art of Seduction

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:40:45 2016 No.8851454 >>8851204 Notes From Undergound White Nights Bitches love Ol' Dusty britches

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:48:00 2016 No.8851491 >>8851204 Forget it

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:50:22 2016 No.8851500

I Capture The Castle - Dodie Smith

No idea why, its a serviceable read but nothing special but its ubiquitously read by young women who all think they've discovered it. Elitism for the terminally Basic.

Casually drop it into conversation, Simpatico-a-go-go - this must surely Mean Something - and if you can't sort yourself out from there, you are beyond redemption. Good luck Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:00:42 2016 No.8851547 >>8851204 >What should I read to improve my chances with the ladies? Try 1 Corinthians 7:7

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:08:46 2016 No.8851573 >>8851204 Alice Munro and Virginia Woooooolf

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:12:42 2016 No.8851585 >>8851547 >just looked up and read that passage Hey that's pretty good

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:16:32 2016 No.8851593 >>8851547 >1 Corinthians 7:7 Fuck, Paul was such a little bitch. I can't get over how much of a little bitch he was. Fucking lunatic who ruined Christianity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:18:01 2016 No.8851600 File: 31 KB, 460x276, Slavoj-Zizek-007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8851593 undialectical hipster trash you are

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 22:35:54 2016 No.8851885 Twilight/Harry Potter

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 23:03:27 2016 No.8851982 >>8851940 Was about to post this. Either improve your looks or become wealthy. I'd recommend How to Get Rich by Felix Dennis. Otherwise, you're doomed to lit-poasting in the squalor of your virginity

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 23:11:07 2016 No.8852003 >>8851547 It's really verses 7-9

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 23:19:01 2016 No.8852011 >>8851204 Kys

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 23:26:37 2016 No.8852024

Vonnegut

Pros:
-Women that read Vonnegut are more physically attractive than the average woman
-can dialogue at a higher level than the average woman
-usually have a taste for some form of fine art

Cons
-they'll think they're way smarter than they actually are
-these women are inevitably self-righteous sluts
-you'll have to read and discuss shitty Vonnegut books

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